There's a new kid in town (yeah, I like The Eagles, so fucking what?

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  • doobiewah
    Full On Cocktard
    • Feb 2015
    • 22

    There's a new kid in town (yeah, I like The Eagles, so fucking what?

    Hey people, I'm a Van Halen fan from Buenos Aires, Argentina.

    I liked Van Halen since I was a tiny dude with no peach fuzz on my weenie.
    But when I was 11 I started to really pay attention to music, especially Frank Zappa, Led Zeppelin and Van Halen.
    I started learning The Way of the Roth and here I am, ain't no man of the world, no...

    In fact, I remember checking out the forum EVERY SINGLE DAY back in 2006 to see if the Van Halen torch was finally lit and to check news from the David Lee Roth show.

    Anyway, thank you for having me.
    I suppose I don't have to do anything dirty to fit in, right? If it's dirty, just bring me a girl and I'll gladly perform a rim job.
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1267

    #2
    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi doobiewah and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • doobiewah
      Full On Cocktard
      • Feb 2015
      • 22

      #3
      Fuckin' A.

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      • Va Beach VH Fan
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Dec 2003
        • 17913

        #4


        For you....

        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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        • doobiewah
          Full On Cocktard
          • Feb 2015
          • 22

          #5
          Hey, thanks kind sir/lady!

          What a gig. WHAT A BAND!

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          • VetteLS5
            Commando
            • Mar 2012
            • 1131

            #6
            Originally posted by doobiewah
            just bring me a girl and I'll gladly perform a rim job.
            Have you met our good friend Kristy?

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              Don't smell up this thread...

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                Welcome...




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                • DLR Bridge
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2011
                  • 5470

                  #9
                  A 26 year old Van Halen fan with an interest in Zappa and Zeppelin and a Peter Frampton reference for a screen name. I'd say your parents raised you right!

                  Welcome!

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                  • doobiewah
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Feb 2015
                    • 22

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DLR Bridge
                    A 26 year old Van Halen fan with an interest in Zappa and Zeppelin and a Peter Frampton reference for a screen name. I'd say your parents raised you right!

                    Welcome!
                    Thanks! My parents had nothing to do with it... it was all by accident
                    I got my brothers to blame. They introduced me to The Beatles, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Van Halen and The Ramones. From then on, I started checking out several other things by myself, like Warren Zevon, KISS, Danzig, Alice Cooper, Prince, Iggy Pop and so on...
                    It's a great feeling to serve the Roth Army.

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                    • doobiewah
                      Full On Cocktard
                      • Feb 2015
                      • 22

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      Welcome...




                      Yes. Just YES.

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                      • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 562

                        #12
                        welcome. do you have running water in yor cuntry?

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16338

                          #13
                          Originally posted by doobiewah
                          I got my brothers to blame. They introduced me to The Beatles, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Van Halen and The Ramones. From then on, I started checking out several other things by myself, like Warren Zevon, KISS, Danzig, Alice Cooper, Prince, Iggy Pop and so on...
                          It's a great feeling to serve the Roth Army.
                          You really need to get laid. Idiot.

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #14
                            Is that your professional social worker advice ??

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                            • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 562

                              #15
                              kristy is a cunt I think shes a lesbeen scared of men

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