Hey people, I'm a Van Halen fan from Buenos Aires, Argentina.

I liked Van Halen since I was a tiny dude with no peach fuzz on my weenie.
But when I was 11 I started to really pay attention to music, especially Frank Zappa, Led Zeppelin and Van Halen.
I started learning The Way of the Roth and here I am, ain't no man of the world, no...

In fact, I remember checking out the forum EVERY SINGLE DAY back in 2006 to see if the Van Halen torch was finally lit and to check news from the David Lee Roth show.

Anyway, thank you for having me.
I suppose I don't have to do anything dirty to fit in, right? If it's dirty, just bring me a girl and I'll gladly perform a rim job.