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    CPAC Stand Up Comedy Show 2015

    Ted the Crazy Cuban Canadian says..... "save America" by re-electing Zombie Reagan, standing against imaginary nukes in Iran, and stopping that evil of all evils, net neutrality!!!!

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    Crazy Cruz and his buddy Sean Insanity try their best Abbott & Costello act. And fail miserably......


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    "Tough Questions" from the FAUX Noize crowd to the Reich Wing celebrities.....


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    Who the fuck is this guy supposed to be? A right wing Tommy Chong????


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    Snotty the Koch puppet compares ISIS to Wisconsin unions. What a fucking dickweed.....


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    Jabba the Christie says the media "want to kill me" (but it's OK because he gave up the NY Times for Lent)


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    CPAC says NO to Log Cabin (gay) Republicans, YES to White Supremacist groups.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Ted the Crazy Cuban Canadian says..... "save America" by re-electing Zombie Reagan, standing against imaginary nukes in Iran, and stopping that evil of all evils, net neutrality!!!!
    Very creepy, he's like a Hispanic Jimmy Swaggart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Very creepy, he's like a Hispanic Jimmy Swaggart.
    He gets that from his daddy, who is even more so......


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    And now for the parallel universe of Brent Bozo... where "The radical left now controls most levers of political and cultural power"

    Yeah, don't I wish.......


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    Does Snotty the Koch Puppet even know what Net Neutrality IS??

    Sure doesn't sound like it here......


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    Reality TV Host With Bad Rug Says He Can Defeat ISIS


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    I don't know how you can watch all that.

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    What disturbs me most about Cruz is not his warped sense of political profascism or his pseudo-Christian grandstanding it's that this asshole cannot ever give one a solid answer. He still waffles on weed legalization while at the same time believing all for state's rights and human individualization against the grain of "government intrusion." No doubt, those state's rights won't ever allow a woman the right to an abortion, fair wages or other economic opportunities. He's a fucking lying little brown nosing cunt trying to stick his Canadian dick into the American political arena by blowing Libertardians disguised as a Rethuglicon/Tea Party hat trick. Hope he gets run over by his own bus that he's thrown so many people under. Fuck him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    What a fucking prick. If he did any fucking study, he'd know America has increased its airstrikes against ISIS, over 2500 thus far. Worst of all, this ferret wearing asshole has no clue you cannot ever defeat an uniformless enemy that is sophisticated, networked, and unattainable by standard military means.


    Fast forward to 2:20 of this video. Bombs are making no difference. ISIS is America's arms industry wet dream.

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    Yay Military Industrial Complex...
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    Seems as though the US teabaggers don't care so much for their British counterparts



    Poor Nigel.... he should have been preaching to the choir at this circus, but they couldn't give a toss (as they say where Nigel comes from)

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    Aqua Buddha goes into the obligatory BENGHAZI!!! rant (and it's all Hillary's fault)



    So Randtard isn't opposed to foreign wars, like his daddy?

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    Reality TV Douche Still Pushing Birther Nonsense.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post


    Poor Nigel.... he should have been preaching to the choir at this circus, but they couldn't give a toss (as they say where Nigel comes from)
    He's a twat that has been picking up some English protest votes.

    Funny to see the lack of interest at his crap.

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    Birther nonsense ??

    Let's see Obomba's real birth certificate...

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    Shittizens United in Action: Look at all the Kochwhores at CPAC tonight!!



    Even lunatic religious wackjob (and former brain surgeon) Ben Carson got more votes than the BCE candidate???

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Wasn't he a bit of a philanderer himself? He admitted this on many occasions.

    I have to admit I have never seen any of this before. Pretty extreme(ist) no?
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    No idea as to who Carly is.

    I should be worried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    No idea as to who Carly is.

    I should be worried.
    She's most famous for being a horrible CEO at Hewlett Packard, and for this ridiculous "demon sheep" ad from her last campaign......


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    A woman with power and delusions. I like.

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    HP used to be a great company. They made good products and they were good to work for. That lasted as long as Dave Packard held controlling shares in the company. When Mr. Packard passed away his shares were sold and HP became owned by the street. Carley Forina came in and all she did was make a bad situation worse by merging HP with Compaq. HP should have dumped it's computer division there was no money in it. Now as you can see HP is the brand name no sane person in a the computer market would buy. Carly did have the right idea the future money was going to be in portable devices but she did nothing to actually develop her vision into anything. She left after being paid a fortune to ruin the company even more and then a bigger disaster named Mark Hurd came in and he was the final straw to inspire what was left of HP's talented pool of employees to jump ship and work for someone else.
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    Trump is all about self-promotion. If the guy was offered political office he would decline it. He just wants the publicity because apparently it helps his brand recognition and puts $$$$$$$ in his pocket. He also likes attention.

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    Everyone knows Jeb Bush was very involved in pushing Common Core. On the right wing side of things many parents see Common Core as big brother locking them out of having any say or knowing what's going on with their children's educational process. Also people are tired of the Bush family. Now the Bush family are arrogant enough to think they can steal the election using their money and contacts but the base support is gone. Selling Jeb is like polishing a turd.

    Both parties have the same problem. Both are bought. The big money will support the candidate that will do their bidding and they will destroy even popular candidates that are more inclined to serve the people. They used to media to make Howard Dean look like some wild eyed fool just showing an edited clip of him yelling. They wanted Howard Dean out of the race and got him out. Even with all the dirt on her the Democrat establishment wants to run Hillary who has proven herself to be a neocon. The Republican establishment wants to run Jeb. Look at our foreign policy. It's ran by neocons.

    The neocons are in charge. They run both parties. They don't care so much about domestic policy. Heck let it go more socialistic they don't care just as long as corporations are really in charge. The neocons main concern is keeping the US Dollar the worlds reserve currency and keeping the rest of the world in line with the US military machine and the western financial system. It's all about dollars, banks, and weapons. Ok drugs too. Hell let's throw in whores as well. Got to have some honey traps to keep people in line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    HP used to be a great company. They made good products and they were good to work for.
    Oh shut the fuck up.

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