Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[fraroc]

Wolf is a real embarrassment to Ed. Say what you want about Dave, but the guy is 60 and deserves a pass on the vocals from all the dues he's paid.

Wolf is somebody who has no pride or self-introspection to let himself get that disgustingly fat. He wakes up and tells himself he's special because his Dad is a guitar legend and his Mom is a famous actress, and that bothers me. He's part of the many problems associated with the "Millenials". Way too pampered and coddled. They don't have any tolerance for being told their faults and shortcomings. You just know Valerie was cramming Ho-Ho's down his throat after every fight her and Eddie had in the 90s --- compensatory mechanism for being cocaine/booze junkie parents.

Jesus Christ you make poor Wolfie out to be like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzktJYFkEJ0


btw if you want to lose weight, watch one of these documentaries....

[Dave's Bitch]

am sure i'm still hammered , where did you see the other two. No pun intended.

Hot for Teacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtHwGcwRHHM


DTNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYKIUNWF9mU


DTNA is a really, really poor quality recording though

[vandeleur]

btw if you want to lose weight, ...

Use up more calories than you put in.

[Kristy]

Terrible. Just terrible.

Here are some observations:

Roth cannot sing - FACT

Eddie recycles his riffs FACT

Alex just looks old and really freaky SOMEWHAT FACTUAL

The Wolf dude is a rich kid playing bass with ADHD PROVEN

Of them all, Wolfie was the best. Why? Lot of F A T fucking VH fans out there. Wolf boy is their god. Their Carl's Jr. God.

As of today, I will buy that 1/4 speed remaster of the first album and wish I was on weed not only to thoroughly enjoy it but to erase all memory of that shit I saw last night.

[Kristy]

I guess I'm just not enthralled with this particular effort with the live album and "supporting tour."

Why is that? Please tell me your feelings on the subject.


My advice is don't let that bother you. The Stones and Rush have been doing this for years. It's known as "Fan Fleecing Disorder" Your prognosis is good - unlike the rest of the homorotic throng you share your post with.

Pop some SSRI's buy as gun and listen to Katy Perry.

[BITEYOASS]

Well if Krusty Cunt and the KKKelvis hate this live album, then it has to be FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!

[Kristy]

Hey, anyone bought those 1/4 remasters? what do you think of them?



I'm interested.

The pain is gone and the pleasure is yet to come

[ELVIS]

Buy a few copies then...

[ELVIS]

Use up more calories than you put in.

That's how to starve yourself, not lose weight...

[Kristy]

Well if Krusty Cunt and the KKKelvis hate this live album, then it has to be FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!

Don't believe I was talking about the live album.

[ELVIS]

I've seen Panama, RWTD, DTNA and Hot for Teacher and it looks like I got a big old piece of humble pie to eat. Dave sounded really good. Those screams, hell yeah!. All in all it was pretty cool, good job Dave

I agree...

[Kristy]

Life can sometimes be strange.

[vandeleur]

That's how to starve yourself, not lose weight...

shut up ya nob

[fraroc]

Terrible. Just terrible.

Here are some observations:

Roth cannot sing - FACT

Eddie recycles his riffs FACT

Alex just looks old and really freaky SOMEWHAT FACTUAL

The Wolf dude is a rich kid playing bass with ADHD PROVEN

Of them all, Wolfie was the best. Why? Lot of F A T fucking VH fans out there. Wolf boy is their god. Their Carl's Jr. God.

As of today, I will buy that 1/4 speed remaster of the first album and wish I was on weed not only to thoroughly enjoy it but to erase all memory of that shit I saw last night.

1. You're a bitch: FACT
2. You're a fucking bitch: FACT
3. You have an extremely saggy and loose vagina: FACT

[Kristy]

I see your father is still molesting you.

[fryingdutchman]

Hey...not to go way off topic...but was the site temporarily unavailable for anyone else this morning?

I kept getting a screen saying that it had been suspended.

[katina]

Panama, take 1 & 2 (uncut ), and RWTD.
Around 2:02, Dave hits and touch his nose.

They sounded pretty good and looked really happy.

[Kristy]

Hey...not to go way off topic...but was the site temporarily unavailable for anyone else this morning?

I kept getting a screen saying that it had been suspended.

It's just the NSA. No need to worry.

[twonabomber]

Hey...not to go way off topic...but was the site temporarily unavailable for anyone else this morning?

I kept getting a screen saying that it had been suspended.

People For The Ethical Treatment Of Fat People must have had us shut down. All good now!

[DONNIEP]

The rumors have been confirmed! The once mighty Van Halen will be in NYC for the next couple of months for rehearsals in preparation of their 2015 World Tour! Wolfgang Van Halen, the definitive bass player for the band, was spotted today in the streets of New York looking fit and pleased with himself after last night's triumphant live performance!

[vandeleur]

[philouze]

Dave sounded better than I expected. Fraroc, shut up. As if you were not making an embarassment of yourself enough...

[philouze]

Put a bass in his hands, you have Fraroc..

[Dave's Bitch]

Jesus Christ you make poor Wolfie out to be like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzktJYFkEJ0


btw if you want to lose weight, watch one of these documentaries....

He sure as hell could stand to lose a few lbs. He is 24, and being that weight at 24 is not good. It is not like any of it is muscle, either. You would assume given his dads poor health that Wolf would take care to assure he is in good physical health. If he stays this size he is going to have his share of health issues when he gets older

[BumBahDeeDah]

Ironically, "ton of fun" is also his new Instagram handle.

That's not funny. I'm really trying hard not to chuckle. Fuck you for making me laugh.

[DONNIEP]

He sure as hell could stand to lose a few lbs. He is 24, and being that weight at 24 is not good. It is not like any of it is muscle, either. You would assume given his dads poor health that Wolf would take care to assure he is in good physical health. If he stays this size he is going to have his share of health issues when he gets older

DB - he's not 16 anymore. We have to accept the inevitable march of time and stop wishing for a return to his glory days of 2007.

[philouze]

Cut Wolfie some slack. And some cheese.

[Dave's Bitch]

DB - he's not 16 anymore. We have to accept the inevitable march of time and stop wishing for a return to his glory days of 2007.

I guess your right. He just kicked so much ass on that tour, you know?. Talk about stage presence

[DONNIEP]

I guess your right. He just kicked so much ass on that tour, you know?. Talk about stage presence

All I can say is thank God for bootlegs. And for the memories.

[Carloscda]

For all those continuing to bash Dave & the band did you hear the walking zombies The Stones are going back on tour??
What's your criticism of them?

[damngoodtimes]

And while we're at it, another "greatest hits" tour to support a live recording of the same songs from two years ago feels a lot like the "pasture"...and not the "future."

I'd venture to say that getting Ed and Al to do much of anything these days is a lot harder than even Dave bargained for when he said that 8 years ago. I think Dave's made his peace with it.

[philouze]

I guess your right. He just kicked so much ass on that tour, you know?. Talk about stage presence

I'll Weigh.. Till my belly comes down..

[philouze]

For all those continuing to bash Dave & the band did you hear the walking zombies The Stones are going back on tour??
What's your criticism of them?

You are so funny it's not funny.

[DONNIEP]

For all those continuing to bash Dave & the band did you hear the walking zombies The Stones are going back on tour??
What's your criticism of them?

They're old, wrinkley, and Mick still dances like he's having a seizure. But he does have nice hair. So he's got that going for him.

[BumBahDeeDah]

During the time they were covering Dave's nose, they shoulda shamed Dave into cooperation by playing LUTS or As Is.

[fryingdutchman]

For all those continuing to bash Dave & the band did you hear the walking zombies The Stones are going back on tour??
What's your criticism of them?

I think...and this may be a bit of a reach, but the Stones have such a long history of this that they actually get a pass. They have a much deeper discography than Van Halen (if you're only counting the Roth era due to the current incarnation of the band)

Plus, they also haven't alienated their fans with multiple personnel changes based primarily on spite, and I don't think the Stones have ever vanished from the radar for really prolonged periods of time.

Personally, I don't give a flying fuck about the Stones. Some of their songs are good, no doubt. But I just never was a serious fan.

[philouze]

During the time they were covering Dave's nose, they shoulda shamed Dave into cooperation by playing LUTS or As Is.

Or any Hagar tune, for that matter.

[DONNIEP]

Or any Hagar tune, for that matter.

How funny would it have been if Ed launched into Summer Nights and the crowd goes wild? Woulda made for some good TV.

[philouze]

Don, I would have LOVED this. At last, something interesting on TV, and on a VH stage.
(carloscda lame rant coming in 3...2...)

[DLR Bridge]

And while we're at it, another "greatest hits" tour to support a live recording of the same songs from two years ago feels a lot like the "pasture"...and not the "future."

A few months ago, I thought we were going to get a scoop of both future and pasture this year. I'm still pumped up about the Van Halen Rising book and all of its untold tales and pictures from the pasture. But dammit, if they didn't blow the future on refusing to create new music. I can't even stand the word nostalgia. These are 4 guys who should be pushing each other in the studio and building on their legacy. There's no law that says they have to bag song writing at 60. If they are solely a nostalgia act now, that's just a waste. Sure, the shows will be fun. There's no denying that. But I am absolutely sick of these songs. Ed noodling during Dave's band-aid application gave me more wood than anything else he did that night. He's still got creativity on his side. If only he'd use it. All of them use it.