GAR is dead

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

he was getting into a lifestyle that was dangerus. drugs . selling stolen gitars aand drugging with tranny hookers.
one night he was naykid banging a tranny for dope when its boyfriend cot them and cut his throat

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

Hi LEFTY! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

[ELVIS]

Rest in sonic torture, GAR...

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

is that loo reed?

[ELVIS]

No, the new singer for Van Halen...

[DONNIEP]

No, the new singer for Van Halen...

Please let this come true...

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

you gys are on drugs

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

you fags wana buy a gutar?

[Phil theStalker]

Nno, butt kan U git mmme a BULLsSHit buTToN liKE da o1ne Gerrald Celonte's gott//...?... //>?..

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

i want wot ever drug phil is on

[Von Halen]

You NEED whatever drug Phil is on.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

i love drugs. all of them

[ELVIS]

you fags wana buy a gutar?

No, but let's see the back and the headstock...

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

No, but let's see the back and the headstock...

wtf ar you talking about. do you even no how to play a guitar?
you dont seem brite enuf to now how.

[ELVIS]

Fuck ya then...