What's the difference between an 8 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag fall off the window.
What are 100 black men falling off a ravine doing?
They're doing good.
Why do crows steal?
Because they're black.
What's the difference between an 8 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag fall off the window.
What are 100 black men falling off a ravine doing?
They're doing good.
Why do crows steal?
Because they're black.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Why do ******s cry during sex ??
The pepper spray burns their eyes...
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie ??
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS, an Obama phone and a welfare check...
FUCK YEAH!!!
Keep 'em comin!!!!
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What does N.A.A.C.P stand for ??
******s Are Always Causing Problems...
Why can't Mexicans be firefighters ??
They can't tell Jose from hose B...
What do you do with a Jew with ADHD ??
Put him in a concentration camp...
An Israeli arrives at Heathrow airport. The customs official says to him, "Occupation?"
"No," replies the Israeli. "Just visiting."
What's better than celebrating your first Hanukkah ??
Not being a Jew...
What's 10 foot long and covers a pussy ??
A Turban...
What's the difference between a Scotsman and an Englishman ??
One is drunk, the other has an Pakistani accent...
What goes click click click click click click...
Sesh deleting all the funny and interesting content from this website...
A Horse named Sesh walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "why the long face" ??
The Horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family."
What did the blind man say to the married man ??
I'm sorry you can't see your friends...
Optimist- The glass is half full.
Pessimist- The glass is half empty.
Feminist- The glass is being raped.
Socialist- The glass is property of the state.
Why did the white guy take the TV ??
Because he bought it...
What do you call a white woman with vaginitis ??
Cracker with cheese...
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake ??
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan...
The other is a snake...
What's faster than a ****** with a TV ??
His crackwhore mom with the DVR...
Who was the most famous Jewish cook of all time ??
Hitler...
What do tornadoes and ******s have in common ??
They both destroy entire communities virtually overnight...
Why did the ****** cross the road ??
To flee the crime scene...
Why did the white guy cross the road...
To flee from the ******s...
What do a Mississippi divorce and tornadoes have in common?
In either case, somebody's losing a trailer.
What is black, purple, orange, turquoise, gold, red, yellow, blue, pink and green ??
A black woman going to church...
What did the redneck say after losing her virginity ??
Daddy, you crushed my cigarettes...
Why do drunken Scots wear kilts ??
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away...
What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a river ??
Sinko...
What did the little Mexican get for Christmas ??
Your bike...
Why were women made with their vagina and asshole so close together?
So when they pass out you can carry them like a 6-pack.
What in the fuck is wrong with you? None of this shit is funny.
Smoke some hydro and read 'em again...
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