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    Phil's joke thread

    What's the difference between an 8 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?
    Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag fall off the window.


    What are 100 black men falling off a ravine doing?
    They're doing good.


    Why do crows steal?
    Because they're black.
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    Why do ******s cry during sex ??

    The pepper spray burns their eyes...
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    Did you hear about the new Black Barbie ??

    It comes with 12 kids, AIDS, an Obama phone and a welfare check...

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    FUCK YEAH!!!
    Keep 'em comin!!!!

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    Last edited by ELVIS; 03-06-2015 at 10:11 AM.

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    What does N.A.A.C.P stand for ??

    ******s Are Always Causing Problems...

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    Why can't Mexicans be firefighters ??

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    What do you do with a Jew with ADHD ??

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    An Israeli arrives at Heathrow airport. The customs official says to him, "Occupation?"

    "No," replies the Israeli. "Just visiting."

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    What's better than celebrating your first Hanukkah ??

    Not being a Jew...

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    What's 10 foot long and covers a pussy ??

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    What's the difference between a Scotsman and an Englishman ??

    One is drunk, the other has an Pakistani accent...

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    What goes click click click click click click...

    Sesh deleting all the funny and interesting content from this website...

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    A Horse named Sesh walks into a bar...

    The bartender says, "why the long face" ??

    The Horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family."

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    What did the blind man say to the married man ??

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    Optimist- The glass is half full.

    Pessimist- The glass is half empty.

    Feminist- The glass is being raped.

    Socialist- The glass is property of the state.

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    What do you call a white woman with vaginitis ??

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    What’s the difference between a white man and a snake ??

    One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan...

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    What's faster than a ****** with a TV ??

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    What do tornadoes and ******s have in common ??

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    Why did the white guy cross the road...

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    What do a Mississippi divorce and tornadoes have in common?

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    What did the little Mexican get for Christmas ??

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    Why were women made with their vagina and asshole so close together?

    So when they pass out you can carry them like a 6-pack.

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