Some Popular 70's Bands I Find To Either Ghey, Stupid Or Both

[Kristy]

1. Supertramp: Well produced band. Had great lyrics about social intolerances, sexual frustration, anxiety, and a weird pathological regression. Shame they had Tweedy Bird as a vocalist. Check out the tune "Dreamer" (no, I'm not going to YouTube post it for you cretins).

2. Paul McCartney & Wings: Or, The Beatles Mark II. McCartney did have some creative spark and a sublimatory capacity to write some of the most ridiculous love songs ever (and what's wrong with that because I need to go because here we go, again). Too bad so much of his primary process thinking was so fucked seeing how Linda never blew him like your average Abby Road groupie did back in the day.

3. Queen Probably the most pretentious dog and pony act of the 70's. Fucked Frontman Freddy could never really process his formal thoughts into a decent tune. The rest of the band seriously lacked any integrative or creative function apart from the proggy rehash. Most of their "hits" circled the drain of misogyny and violence. Shit band.

4. Steely Dan: Jesus fucking Christ.

5. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Wet liberal folk-rock. Seems to me not one of them ever had a discussion that was relevant to the music they recorded. Most of what they did record was ego-centric on drug use, hippie pussy and the failure to get themselves neutered.

[Phil theStalker]

I usedd t2o thINK dis mmmusik was GHEY, butt (no punn) nNow I LUVv it/!

frEEdoM RidDa!

[twonabomber]

I hate Supertramp.

[Kristy]

I hate Supertramp.

Hate is kwel

Welcome.

[vandeleur]

I hate queen, they are abba without the cock duster.

[DONNIEP]

I hate queen, they are abba without the cock duster.

Queen was bad ass and if you could pull off a 'stache like that you would.

[vandeleur]

Queen was bad ass and if you could pull off a 'stache like that you would.

My wife would go mental , it would take the focus from her's.

[Kristy]

Bread. Now there was a 70's band!


And...


you can fuck to this.

[DONNIEP]

Bread. Now there was a 70's band!


And...


you can fuck to this.

One of my favorite songs from the 70s...and I can verify the fuckworthiness of this song.

[Kristy]

Yeah, the knock-offs just don't "do" it for me:

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, the knock-offs just don't "do" it for me:

Sacrilege!

[lesfunk]

I'm glad joe strummer is dead

[Kristy]

I'm glad joe strummer is dead

Well to be fair, Joe Strummer was never obese, wore mandals, and played shitty white trad jazz.

[ELVIS]

Is mandals your latest word discovery, you dumb fuck ??

[Kristy]

Get the fuck out of my thread you annoying little troll.

[binnie]

I don't really care for Queen, but I'm not sure how you can justify saying they weren't creative. Who else sounded like them?

The Steeley Dan comment made me laugh though

[ELVIS]

What size mandals do you wear, pussy faggot ??

[binnie]

'Pussy Faggot' would be a great name for a band.

[ELVIS]

These days, maybe so...

[binnie]

'Anal Gape' would also be a good name.

[Kristy]

I don't really care for Queen, but I'm not sure how you can justify saying they weren't creative. Who else sounded like them?

Good point. But I see that as a blessing.

The Steely Dan comment made me laugh though

I have tried to listen to Steely Dan with an open mind trying to figure out what made them so damn popular. To me, it's muzak so white, compartmentalized and achingly dull I wouldn't be surprised if universities are playing their tunes for sleep studies.

[Kristy]

'Pussy Faggot' would be a great name for a band.

Piranha Death Ray.

[DONNIEP]

I still say Homocaust would make a great band name.

[DONNIEP]

I have tried to listen to Steely Dan with an open mind trying to figure out what made them so damn popular. To me, it's muzak so white, compartmentalized and achingly dull I wouldn't be surprised if universities are playing their tunes for sleep studies.

Hey - just keep in mind that they hate Hippies.

[Angel]

I hate Supertramp.

One of the tightest bands I ever saw live...plus I won a few medals skating to one of their songs.

[guwapo_rocker]

4. Steely Dan: Jesus fucking Christ.

[ELVIS]

I still say Homocaust would make a great band name.

Homocunt would be good for Krusty...

[FORD]

Good to see plenty of Steely Dan hate in this thread. Most useless "band" ever (two guys can NOT be a band!)

But Queen?? If this were an 80s thread I could understand, as their 80s albums had way too much filler on them.

70s Queen though, you would have to be Stone Cold Crazy to hate that......

[ELVIS]

Queen had a handful of good songs...

That's about it...

[Mushroom]

Glad you did not mention the Doobie Bros. pre-Michael McDonald!

And Fuck You bashing Supertramp!

[Kristy]

And Fuck You bashing Supertramp!

Already there, you moron.


And The Doobies are way too soft of a target - like Boston and Electric Light Orchestra.

[DONNIEP]

Good to see plenty of Steely Dan hate in this thread. Most useless "band" ever (two guys can NOT be a band!)

Tell that to their bankers. Now go back to listening to Cock Glitter and those other gay bands you like so much.

[Kristy]

Anyone ever notice how white Donnie is?

[DONNIEP]

Anyone ever notice how white Donnie is?

You wouldn't want me any other way...

[Dave's Bitch]

Anyone ever notice how white Donnie is?

Worse than that, he is a white male

[Kristy]

Yeah, a white male who listens to Steely Dan.


Scary.

[DONNIEP]

Worse than that, he is a white male

Dammit that's right! I almost forgot. Well break out the tar and feathers - Honkie Men are the single most Devilly species on the planet!

[Kristy]

You wouldn't want me any other way...

Maybe. Maybe not.

[DONNIEP]

Maybe. Maybe not.

Please, get the picture right.

[Kristy]

Please, get the picture right.

Okay: