Some Popular 70's Bands I Find To Either Ghey, Stupid Or Both

[ELVIS]

[ELVIS]

Garfield was a good 70's band...

[Phil theStalker]

GEHY-ER than da GEHYest..//!..

[Phil theStalker]

I'ts ALL GEHYYY///!!!..

[FORD]

[Seshmeister]

Science IS the new religion, retard...

Clueless. Absolutely clueless.

[FORD]

[Seshmeister]

[Phil theStalker]

GEHY bef4ore it wuz GHEY t2o bee GEHY./!!/.

dIS videeo wuz mmade afta da "UninSPIRED DAVE ClarK 6" disBANDedd. Thay weer soo cuntinsPIRed dat o1ne aff dem always failed t2o showe upp f4or da gigs. Soo thay changed theer name t2o da "DAVE ClarK 5, NoT 6". Butt dat wuz GHEY. So thay just changged it t2o da "DAVE ClarK 5". True stORy!
Dats's GHEY, t2oo.

[Phil theStalker]

dIS videeo wuz mmade afta da "UninSPIRED DAVE ClarK 6" disBANDedd. Thay weer soo cuntinsPIRed dat o1ne aff dem always failed t2o showe upp f4or da gigs. Soo thay changed theer name t2o da "DAVE ClarK 5, NoT 6". Butt dat wuz GHEY. So thay just changged it t2o da "DAVE ClarK 5". True stORy!
Dats's GHEY, t2oo.

DAMNN/!/! Dis 60s STEREOh is lik puTTINg a KNiFe int2o mmmy EARRS!/! oUCHHHY WA WA!!/!! NOo WUNda thay HEaEVILY smmoKED POTT!/!/!


Dere's mmore t2o da stoRIE. Afta thay changged theer name t2o da, "DAVE ClarK 5, NoT 6", thay changeed it agin, b/cause it hadd a commma in it. ANd DAT wuz CHeRRY GHEY!/! Duee t2o dat da drummer grew cuntINSPIRed aNd staRTITED mmisssing gigs. Soo sumtimes theer wood bee less than 5 membas. Orr aff thay aLL showedd up it wood bee 6 mmmembas. So thay chhanged da name t2o da "DAVE CLaRK 5 More or Less". Butt dat sounDED GHAY, t2oo.
Da drummmer, BAngles, finnally quit citing da irreCUNTcilable GHEYNESS clause in his cuntract. Thay needded a kNEW memba bef4oore da Ed Sellophane Show. Andd thay foound oN1e whoo said hee'd bee at ALL aff dA giGS. AaNd his naME wuz, DAVE CLaRK. Thay said, "wee gotta hire dis guy, be/c his name is DAVE CLaRK, aND wee alreedy hav da name, DAVE CLaRK in our name. So thay seTITled on da name, "DAVE CLaRK 5". BangGLes came bak afta wrAPPINg coils at a facTORy,, aNd thay changged theer name agin t2o da, "BEAttLeS+1". HaPPy ENdDING aff TruE StoRy!
DOON't sUUE Mmme.

[Kristy]

A lot of you are simply asspicking songs that were shitty to begin with. So pull the snot out of your lungs. I was on about "bands" that were pretty much household names in the 70's who ended up selling bookoos of records in the orange and brown furniture decade. It could be generational but crap like Supertramp were just fucking awful as was Steely White Suburban Dan. I had always thought the 80's was by far the worst decade for music but it seems for every Crusaders album there was a Jefferson Starship ready to shit all over it.

[ODShowtime]

I have tried to listen to Steely Dan with an open mind trying to figure out what made them so damn popular. To me, it's muzak so white, compartmentalized and achingly dull I wouldn't be surprised if universities are playing their tunes for sleep studies.

Yeah but they did heroin so they're cool. Aja is an amazing album and song. Home At Last is spellbinding. But I'm a sucker for the Purdie Shuffle.

Some of their album tracks are pretty shitty though I'll give you that.

[lesfunk]

What about Peter Frampton?
"I'm in you"....