Some Popular 70's Bands I Find To Either Ghey, Stupid Or Both

[DONNIEP]

Swedish honkies? All or honkies?

OMG - Swedish Honkies are the worst Honkies ever! They're all milky white...chalk man skiin' on his white snow, in his tighty whites, just like a white winged dove, sang a song about what they singin'!

[DONNIEP]

Imagine they are no honkies, Donnie:

I'd rather imagine there was no John Lennon. Ever. Dirty Hippie. I bet he stunk all to hells too!

[Kristy]

Lennon was more white than hippie:


"As much as he liked to pretend to be a misunderstood artist following his own uncompromising vision, the truth is that Lennon pursued fame and fortune from the beginning. Even in the early days when the Beatles were a struggling bar band, he used to extol them by saying they would go “to the topper most of the popper most.” He happily went along with the Beatles’ haircuts, suits, and calculated image; as well as the band’s innumerable media appearances; only denouncing it all as shallow and empty later in life, when he was cultivating an avant-garde reputation. His relentless antics with Yoko Ono in the early ‘70s now seem to be such a blatant plea for attention that one wonders how anyone took them seriously back then. And of course, he never turned down any of the fat paychecks that came his way as a result of his fame and success."


More here:

http://www.listal.com/list/10-unflattering-things-about-john

[DONNIEP]

White people should stick playing their own music.

I couldn't agree more! And I present the Whitest Woman that ever lived as...oh Hell who cares...I gots to go!

[binnie]

I would still hit Olivia Newton John.

[DONNIEP]

I would still hit Olivia Newton John.

I'd let her give me AIDS. Twice.

[Kristy]

Wow. That tune was produced by Jeff Lynne. Better than what he did with own own band.

[binnie]

Wow. That tune was produced by Jeff Lynne. Better than what he did with own own band.

What? I had you down as an ELO fan

[Kristy]

Donnie, as usual, is wrong. The whitest woman in rock was Wendy O Williams:


She could have had a decent career as a tree surgeon.

[Kristy]

What? I had you down as an ELO fan

Proggy droggy rock played with classical instruments? No way.

[DONNIEP]

Wow. That tune was produced by Jeff Lynne. Better than what he did with own own band.

He wrote Xanadu as well. And this is just for you, Kristy!

[binnie]

Proggy droggy rock played with classical instruments? No way.

I know, I was being sarcastic.

I sense you're more of a Chicago girl.

[DONNIEP]

I know, I was being sarcastic.

I sense you're more of a Chicago girl.

No, no. She's more into Billy Joel. And she hates Dennis DeYoung with a passion. Although she does like the Desert Moon video.

[Kristy]

Just a certain man who comes from there:

Albini is a total asshole. But a wizened asshole.

[DONNIEP]

Time for more Milk Chalk Goodness!! Try not to hurt yourselves, boys!