March Madness Bracket challenge

[Kristy]

They can. CBS sports is awful (well, the whole network is). Though the blame can't be all on the stupidity of Barkley as advertizes have seem to taken over this tournament making their own propaganda ploy for shit beer, crap car insurance, and let's not forget the military posturing.

[FORD]

God damned Mormons! That's the second fucking year in a row they bothered me in the middle of a March Madness game. Shouldn't they be at home watching Utah vs Georgetown or something??

[Kristy]

You have a problemo with white people at your door?


Look at them with their white pressed shirts, white teeth and white faces. Cute ties that say "Our brains have been drilled, our penises chastised and our ignorance towards other cultures exponated by a factor of a million." They just want you to read the Smith Bible of Propaganda while milking you for 10% or so of your income to make strange men in stranger underwear all that richer.

I do like the ones who ride on bikes


I'd join their shitty church for a bike as nice as those.

[DONNIEP]

White man a'skiin in his tighty whites, just like a white wing dove sangin a song bout what she's sangin!

[FORD]

That's the ironic part... they weren't white guys. It was a fat Samoan girl and an anorexic looking Mexican girl who looked like she was about 12. Elohim must be picking them young these days. I'm guessing when they saw the IPA in my hand, they knew I wasn't in a mood to hear about "Heavenly Father's Plan for My Life"

[Kristy]

Really? They did have the white shirts, right?

[DONNIEP]

That's the ironic part... they weren't white guys. It was a fat Samoan girl and an anorexic looking Mexican girl who looked like she was about 12. Elohim must be picking them young these days. I'm guessing when they saw the IPA in my hand, they knew I wasn't in a mood to hear about "Heavenly Father's Plan for My Life"

They let Mexicans into that religion now??

[FORD]

Really? They did have the white shirts, right?

No, they were both wearing dresses. If they didn't have the big plastic black nametags on, I wouldn't have recognized them as Mormons.

[FORD]

They let Mexicans into that religion now??

Mormon churches like to have their "token Lamanites" in the group. According to LDS theology, two tribes of Israel immigrated to the Americas way back in the BC times. These tribes were the Nephites and the Lamanites. They got pissed off at each other, and eventually the Lamanites killed all the Nephites off. Elohim naturally wasn't happy about this, so he punished the Lamanites with "red" skin, and they became the indigenous people of this continent.

[DONNIEP]

Mormon churches like to have their "token Lamanites" in the group. According to LDS theology, two tribes of Israel immigrated to the Americas way back in the BC times. These tribes were the Nephites and the Lamanites. They got pissed off at each other, and eventually the Lamanites killed all the Nephites off. Elohim naturally wasn't happy about this, so he punished the Lamanites with "red" skin, and they became the indigenous people of this continent.

Did the two tribes of Israelis fly here in converted DC 8 Space Planes?

[Never was]

Were the Mormons wearing dresses guys? If so that would be a way better story especially if one was doing the other with GMO ear of corn then you could come full circles. Cumming, circle, men in dresses, back to Fagar and Von.

[FORD]

Did the two tribes of Israelis fly here in converted DC 8 Space Planes?

No, actually it was boats that looked like big barrels with glass bottoms. Don't ask me what kind of drugs Joe Smith was on when he came up with that one.

[FORD]

Were the Mormons wearing dresses guys? If so that would be a way better story especially if one was doing the other with GMO ear of corn then you could come full circles. Cumming, circle, men in dresses, back to Fagar and Von.

No, they were girls. Not especially attractive girls, but definitely female.

[Fairwrning]

Tied for first!

I see Von is sitting in his usual spot

Dude picked Notre Dame to win it all..what do you expect?

[Kristy]

Were the Mormons wearing dresses guys? If so that would be a way better story especially if one was doing the other with GMO ear of corn then you could come full circles. Cumming, circle, men in dresses, back to Fagar and Von.

That'll go over well with your Cherry Creek yuppie stoners.