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    Well, Fuck Me!

    So when I went to see The Church perform earlier this month Steve Kilbey, for the most part was playing what looked to be a chewed up Fender Precision.


    Okay, no big fuck BUT...

    He brought something like this out


    From where I was sitting it looked like a Fender Jazzmaster or Mustang guitar

    And Kristy pondered:
    "Why in the fuck is he playing guitar when he has two guitar heavy hitters on ether side of the stage and some douche kid in the back playing an acoustic?"

    Then another douche in the audience responded because, you know, he can read thoughts:
    That's a six-string bass."


    So...fuck me. It is.

    (such a bad-ass guitar riff)


    Now I want to suck the cock of anyone who has a Fender Bass IV. Or VI. Or whatever.
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    Warf! I know what we're gonna spend the hooker and coke money on this weekend!!
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    Wish I lived in New York right now. They're playing there tonight.

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    My friend went to see them last Saturday.
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    That guitar be a Fender Jaguar. It was one of Fender's deluxe models in the day. You would see old ones in pawn shops in the early 80's and nobody wanted them because that's what the guy on Lawrence Welk played. People wanted Strats and Teles. Then a guy by the name of Kurt Cobain played one and people wanted the Jaguar again. I can remember when people thought 70's Stratocasters were junk in the 80's and now people want them thinking they are collectable. Funny how people's perceptions of things change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    My friend went to see them last Saturday.
    Keep that friend.

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    I forgive him for all his shitty musical decisions...and I declined to join him at said show.

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    Yeah, you're much better off living in 1985.

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    don't you know anything you stunnd cunt they made 6 string basses for ages
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Keep that friend.
    You'd like his wife. She's cunty, just like you!

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    I hate when friends get cunty wives.

    I've lost more friends to cunty wives than anything else by a factor of 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LEFTY View Post
    don't you know anything you stunnd cunt they made 6 string basses for ages
    I think that's the worst attempt at spelling stupid I've seen on here.

    The irony is strong in this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    You'd like his wife. She's cunty, just like you!
    Cunty and lives in America's shithole known as Cleveland with asshats like you? Poor girl.

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    Oi Kristy, critique this kangaroo humper for me.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFj3aoXSQ_E
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    kristy is a cunt

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    No she's not. She's actually a really good sardonic witty goofy funny person, one you'd highly value in the real friend list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    No she's not. She's actually a really good sardonic witty goofy funny person, one you'd highly value in the real friend list.
    Yeah , she gives it but can take it .....
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    no she is a cunt . i wood slap her bony face if I met her
    then we wood have sex

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