Happy 24th Birthday Wolfgang Van Halen

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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    #46
    damn.
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • TFM_Dale
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2009
      • 7943

      #47
      Originally posted by Von Halen
      I'm about to delete most of the posts in it.
      Nazi!

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      • fryingdutchman
        Full Member Status

        • Feb 2005
        • 4133

        #48
        While I understand and respect everyone's right to an opinion about Wolfgang here (except for DB because she still lacks a supporting argument), I have to say I remain confused.

        First, the battle cry was "It ain't Van Halen without DAVID LEE ROTH." Well, he's been back for 8 years now.

        And now it's "It ain't Van Halen without Michael Anthony."

        Personally, I agree that Sauce needs to be in the band. I miss him and his sound. But the reality is that he's not...at least not yet. And Wolfgang has done an admirable job in his stead...it can't be easy.

        But I guess my overall question is this. If "it ain't Van Halen", then why is the torch still burning on the home page? Snuff it the fuck out until Mike comes back.

        And don't tell me it's a "Roth" torch...because it says "The Van Halen Torch" right above it.
        Originally posted by perilouspete
        fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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        • Von Halen
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Dec 2003
          • 7500

          #49
          Originally posted by fryingdutchman

          But I guess my overall question is this. If "it ain't Van Halen", then why is the torch still burning on the home page? Snuff it the fuck out until Mike comes back.

          And don't tell me it's a "Roth" torch...because it says "The Van Halen Torch" right above it.
          We have a home page?

          I agree! That fucking torch should have never been lit!

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          • fryingdutchman
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2005
            • 4133

            #50
            Originally posted by Von Halen
            We have a home page?

            I agree! That fucking torch should have never been lit!
            Well c'mon then Von...take care of it.

            I only recently started coming around again after a long hiatus, so I don't know who has the keys to the office anymore. But as a webbie I would presume you wield these powers...

            Home page, main page, whatevz...

            SNUFF THE TORCH!

            We haven't had to pine away over Roth being out of the band for 8 years!!! It's high time we had something else to bitch about!
            Originally posted by perilouspete
            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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            • fryingdutchman
              Full Member Status

              • Feb 2005
              • 4133

              #51
              That's it...I'm going to start a poll!!!!!!!!!!!!
              Originally posted by perilouspete
              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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              • Von Halen
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Dec 2003
                • 7500

                #52
                Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                Well c'mon then Von...take care of it.

                I only recently started coming around again after a long hiatus, so I don't know who has the keys to the office anymore. But as a webbie I would presume you wield these powers...

                Home page, main page, whatevz...

                SNUFF THE TORCH!

                We haven't had to pine away over Roth being out of the band for 8 years!!! It's high time we had something else to bitch about!
                I think we should snuff it out, and fill it with dildo's!

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                • Von Halen
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Dec 2003
                  • 7500

                  #53
                  Or maybe one big dildo, to signify how VH is trying to fuck us with this crappy "definitive" live album, and tour!

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                  • fryingdutchman
                    Full Member Status

                    • Feb 2005
                    • 4133

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Von Halen
                    Or maybe one big dildo, to signify how VH is trying to fuck us with this crappy "definitive" live album, and tour!
                    I agree about the live album.
                    Originally posted by perilouspete
                    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                    • vandeleur
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 9865

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Von Halen
                      I think we should snuff it out, and fill it with dildo's!
                      How many can you spare ?
                      fuck your fucking framing

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                      • DONNIEP
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13373

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Von Halen
                        Or maybe one big dildo, to signify how VH is trying to fuck us with this crappy "definitive" live album, and tour!
                        Can it be a shockingly large black dildo?

                        Instead of the torch...how's about we have a picture of Wolfie in full Jesus attire, floating in the air??
                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                        • ZahZoo
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8970

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Von Halen
                          Or maybe one big dildo, to signify how VH is trying to fuck us with this crappy "definitive" live album, and tour!
                          Make it so... number one!!
                          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                          • VetteLS5
                            Commando
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 1130

                            #58
                            Originally posted by DONNIEP
                            Can it be a shockingly large black dildo?
                            Aren't they all?

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              #59
                              Originally posted by VetteLS5
                              Aren't they all?
                              not "shockingly"
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • ashstralia
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 6566

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Fairwrning
                                DB, do you have an aussie accent? just curious
                                Steady on there, mate!

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