Happy 24th Birthday Wolfgang Van Halen

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Christ are we getting old.....

[Dave's Bitch]

Fuck off Wolfgang

[ELVIS]

That's not nice...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Fuck off Wolfgang

Yeah, fuck off....

And oh by the way, if it wasn't for the young man you just told to fuck off, there would nothing left of Van Halen....

But, yeah, fuck off....

[Dave's Bitch]

Yeah, fuck off....

And oh by the way, if it wasn't for the young man you just told to fuck off, there would nothing left of Van Halen....

But, yeah, fuck off....

Is there much left of Van Halen?

[Dave's Bitch]

That's not nice...

The world is not nice

[Von Halen]

I like Wolfgang. He's responsible for putting 3/4 of the team back together.

Maybe someday he'll talk his Dad into letting Mike back in the band, and releasing some of the old shows.

I also like him in Tremonti.

Last but not least, he's a huge hockey fan. Can't be a bad guy if he likes hockey as much as he does.

[DONNIEP]

Great, now I bet Wolfie won't post here.

[Dave's Bitch]

Great, now I bet Wolfie won't post here.

My bad, sorry guys. I bet he was really looking forward to logging in and reading everyones birthday messages, too. I done fucked up the day for him.

[DONNIEP]

[ELVIS]

Hockey sucks...

[Dave's Bitch]

A cake for the man himself

[DONNIEP]

A cake for the man himself

I send that same cake to my ex wife every year on our anniversary!!

[vandeleur]

Cheers wolfie for keeping your old man off the pop long enough to do ADKOT.
Oh and for upsetting the old farts on here

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Happy B-day to Wolf, without whom *etc*.

Born in the middle of Van Haggis, he nonetheless managed to implement that 75% reunion which gave us the best (the 2007-08 Tour)
and the... er... 2012-13 Tour.

The Tremonti collaboration showed the Kid is willing to work, and now the solo album compromises chances of a tour soon, at least with him on bass.
But who else could it be?
"Michael Anthony!"
Bingo! Could be, but...

[fraroc]

Fuck off Wolfgang

Are you going to be the new Kristy?

[Seshmeister]

She's been here far too long to be the 'new' anything.

[Dave's Bitch]

Are you going to be the new Kristy?

I'd kick your ass, kiddo

[VetteLS5]

I'd kick your ass, kiddo

Yeah fragile... don't screw with DB's air conditioning either.

[guwapo_rocker]

Wow. Seems like yesterday he celebrated his 21st up here in Toronto.

[WARF]

Here's your cake, beeeyotch!

[fryingdutchman]

The world is not nice

Really? Well neither am I.

You're an ignorant cunt...and you'll always be "Sammy's Bitch."

Now YOU "fuck off."

[fryingdutchman]

And Happy Belated Birthday, Wolfie.

You achieved what most believed was unachievable.

Now do it one more time with Mike.

[Dave's Bitch]

Really? Well neither am I.

You're an ignorant cunt...and you'll always be "Sammy's Bitch."

Now YOU "fuck off."

Oh no, you called me by my original name!. Fuck off, old man. Getting pissy because I told a guy in a band you like to fuck off?, christ you are one touchy fag. Did your Roth Army membership come with a free vagina?. Stick your head back in the sand and enjoy "the definitive version" of Van Halen , and be sure to wipe Wolf's spunk from your chin when you do

[fryingdutchman]

Oh no, you called me by my original name!. Fuck off, old man. Getting pissy because I told a guy in a band you like to fuck off?, christ you are one touchy fag. Did your Roth Army membership come with a free vagina?. Stick your head back in the sand and enjoy "the definitive version" of Van Halen , and be sure to wipe Wolf's spunk from your chin when you do

Wow...did you hire a writer? Pretty strong take for an indecisive bobble head like yourself.

You "told a guy in a band I like to fuck off?" Well, what are you doing here if you don't like the same band?

And don't say because it's because you're a fan of Roth, because then I'll just link to your post in another thread nearby where you likened Dave's hair to "his singing ability."

You don't belong here. Not now, not ever. You came here under the name "Sammy's Bitch", then cried until a webbie changed your name for you so you could gain acceptance as a "Roth fan."

Now, you're shitting all over the one guy who was the singular force behind a Roth/VH reunion.

And you must obviously have a thing for "old men" if you're hanging around a message board about a band that was huge in the 70's and early 80's...so I don't really get the insult. The median age around here is probably about 38.

And you must also have a thing for fags, given your avatar.

Are you sure you actually understand the concept of hurling insults?

Moron.

[Dave's Bitch]

Wow...did you hire a writer? Pretty strong take for an indecisive bobble head like yourself.

You "told a guy in a band I like to fuck off?" Well, what are you doing here if you don't like the same band?

And don't say because it's because you're a fan of Roth, because then I'll just link to your post in another thread nearby where you likened Dave's hair to "his singing ability."

You don't belong here. Not now, not ever. You came here under the name "Sammy's Bitch", then cried until a webbie changed your name for you so you could gain acceptance as a "Roth fan."

Now, you're shitting all over the one guy who was the singular force behind a Roth/VH reunion.

And you must obviously have a thing for "old men" if you're hanging around a message board about a band that was huge in the 70's and early 80's...so I don't really get the insult. The median age around here is probably about 38.

And you must also have a thing for fags, given your avatar.

Are you sure you actually understand the concept of hurling insults?

Moron.

Aww, did I hurt your little feelings?. There there princess, if it makes you feel better, I can make this be the last response to you (although to be honest, I'm enjoying the banter).

When exactly did I say I don't like Van Halen?, I didn't. Your old ass is just desperately reaching for insults to throw because I seem to have hurt your feelings. You do realize Wolfie, or anyone else in Van Halen is not actually going to read your Birthday wishes, don't you?. So no pat on the head from the VH camp for little fryingdutchman. Sorry, pumpkin

I made a comment about Dave's hair that me and another poster have joked around, and this irks you why?.

If the median age around here is 38, and you are 45, that makes you older, no?. Come on dumbass, basic math (also makes it all the more tragic that at 45, you are sat throwing insults back and forth with me, but who am I to judge, eh?).

I think Wolf is a fag, you don't, good for you. People have different opinions.


But that's ok my flower. You keep on beating your e chest and deciding who does and does not belong on a message board if it makes you feel good. I think it's great we have posters with special needs here. I hope I'm half as cool as you when I'm your age.

[SunisinuS]

You were born into a crazy world! And you are a kick ass musician! Happy 24th Man! Can you believe that you decided to join all us already born knuckleheads 24yrs ago? Lol what an Idiot to do so...but...lol Have Fun! Feel grateful you love the Mighty VH like we do! Great Band. Great Guy!

Stay Frosty My Young Friend!

[fryingdutchman]

You do realize Wolfie, or anyone else in Van Halen is not actually going to read your Birthday wishes, don't you?.

This isn't about whether or not anyone in the VH camp reads this thread or anything on this site. Although it's clear that they do, you stupid gash. I guess you missed it a few years back when VA scored some exclusive shit with Dave's people. They don't do that for websites that they don't know about.

And I'm pretty sure that given his constant presence on social media that Wolf has probably stopped by here a few times. But apparently an English whore is an authority on what people in and/or related to VH do on the internet.

What this IS about is you coming into a thread that sends some good will to the guy who brought GOOD Van Halen music back to the world, and taking a shit all over him for no reason.

Give a blowjob to a shotgun, you worthless turd.

[Dave's Bitch]

This isn't about whether or not anyone in the VH camp reads this thread or anything on this site. Although it's clear that they do, you stupid gash. I guess you missed it a few years back when VA scored some exclusive shit with Dave's people. They don't do that for websites that they don't know about.

And I'm pretty sure that given his constant presence on social media that Wolf has probably stopped by here a few times. But apparently an English whore is an authority on what people in and/or related to VH do on the internet.

What this IS about is you coming into a thread that sends some good will to the guy who brought GOOD Van Halen music back to the world, and taking a shit all over him for no reason.

Give a blowjob to a shotgun, you worthless turd.

So pretty much I said something about a guy in a band you like and it has hurt your feelings then.... Do you really take this internet forum business so seriously that someone telling a guy from a band pisses you off that much?

You mention bringing back good Van Halen music. I liked the last album, I listened to it the other week as it happens. Do I owe the kid anything because he played bass on the album?, no. The latest release is utter garbage (I'm sorry if this opinion triggers another uncontrollable burst of anger or tears from you, what with my opinion probably being different to yours and all)

Come on, sailor, you should relax. At your age I'd have thought a back and forth over the internet with someone 20 years younger than you would be beneath you. Apparently not, giving you far too much credit, eh?. Honestly, you should probably be flattered anyone is talking to you, it probably doesn't happen that often. Especially if you are half the pissy little queer you appear to be here.

[fryingdutchman]

So pretty much I said something about a guy in a band you like and it has hurt your feelings then.... Do you really take this internet forum business so seriously that someone telling a guy from a band pisses you off that much?

You mention bringing back good Van Halen music. I liked the last album, I listened to it the other week as it happens. Do I owe the kid anything because he played bass on the album?, no. The latest release is utter garbage (I'm sorry if this opinion triggers another uncontrollable burst of anger or tears from you, what with my opinion probably being different to yours and all)

Come on, sailor, you should relax. At your age I'd have thought a back and forth over the internet with someone 20 years younger than you would be beneath you. Apparently not, giving you far too much credit, eh?. Honestly, you should probably be flattered anyone is talking to you, it probably doesn't happen that often. Especially if you are half the pissy little queer you appear to be here.

So my takeaway from this little exchange is this:

1. You think that Wolfgang is a fag
2. You think that everyone who posts birthday wishes to him in this thread is a delusional idiot
3. You think that the only contribution Wolfgang made to Van Halen is playing bass on an album
4. You have an unquenchable obsession with age and homosexuality, which manifests itself in being the only type of insult offensive you're able to muster
5. You have to go back and edit the majority of your posts, only to still have them lack clarity and any kind of intelligent argument

And no, you don't owe Wolfgang anything. And that includes the irrational, baseless disdain that you have for him, which I have a hunch exists only to curry favor with some of the "big shots" around here who have expressed the same sentiment.

Perhaps if you actually EXPLAINED your reasoning for saying "Fuck off Wolfgang", I would have more respect for you and your opinion. But instead you opted for a hit and run.

Do you and your little 20-something whore friends like to ring people's doorbells and run, too? That's about the caliber of what you did here.

So feel free to continue engaging your limited insult abilities. I've been called much worse by much better.

[Dave's Bitch]

1.Yes. I should clarify when I say "I think Wolf is a fag", I don't really care if he is. It was simply the first insult that came to mind. Would you care to suggest a more fitting one with which I can bash him?

2.I think you are a delusional idiot. You came in here to send some good will to the guy. You think he needs or cares for your good will or birthday wishes?. The kid is in two successful bands, has money, a house and everything else a 24 year old could want. Why would he care what some 45 year old dick on a David Lee Roth website thinks?. Nice strawmanning though

3. I understand the story goes that Wolfgang ultimately got Dave back in Van Halen. Honestly though, I wouldn't really have cared if they did another album with Dave or not. He played bass on the album, I like the album, well done him. I didn't rate him from the first tour and he has not appealed to me since (admittedly, what I have seen is from the internet, but I have certainly seen a good amount)

4.Nothing of the sort. I'd just hope that people in their 40's who have lived a bit more life were a little better and a little wiser, and had a little thicker skin. You have shown none of these traits, and I find it pitiful and ultimately pathetic that given your life experience, throwing silly insults at people and beating your e chest at those who you deem to "not belong" on message boards is not beneath you

5.The keys on my laptop occasionally stick.


What you can take away from our exchange is that I think you are a sad little man, and I'm willing to go back and fourth with you for as long as you want, probably longer. I could not care less if you, or anyone else here thinks I "belong" on a message board. And unless otherwise instructed by the owner of the site, I will continue to post my opinions on any matter I see fit, regardless of any upset it may cause you

[fryingdutchman]

2.I think you are a delusional idiot. You came in here to send some good will to the guy. You think he needs or cares for your good will or birthday wishes?. The kid is in two successful bands, has money, a house and everything else a 24 year old could want. Why would he care what some 45 year old dick on a David Lee Roth website thinks?. Nice strawmanning though

And you came here to shit talk him. You think he cares for your bashing? Again, your argument makes no sense. If we're all stupid to think that he reads our well wishes, aren't you equally stupid for thinking he reads the insults?

5.The keys on my laptop occasionally stick.

I attribute that to a buildup of vaginal juices, because apparently all you have to do all day is masturbate on the internet and beg for attention from WARF so you can feel like a big dog around here.

[fryingdutchman]

What you can take away from our exchange is that I think you are a sad little man, and I'm willing to go back and fourth with you for as long as you want,

Fuck, why not?

I'll even go back and fifth, or even sixth, with you if you want.

Dope.

[Dave's Bitch]

And you came here to shit talk him. You think he cares for your bashing? Again, your argument makes no sense. If we're all stupid to think that he reads our well wishes, aren't you equally stupid for thinking he reads the insults?




I attribute that to a buildup of vaginal juices, because apparently all you have to do all day is masturbate on the internet and beg for attention from WARF so you can feel like a big dog around here.

Absolutely spot on about the vaginal juices. And hey, Warf is a sexy man. So are you down for my name change suggestion, Wolfie's Bitch?

[fryingdutchman]

Let me guess...that's the British spelling of "forth", right?

[Dave's Bitch]

Let me guess...that's the British spelling of "forth", right?

Spelling mistake! she made a spelling mistake!. Come on, guy.Playing the spelling card?. And to think you used to best me in our little exchanges

[fryingdutchman]

Spelling mistake! she made a spelling mistake!. Come on, guy.Playing the spelling card?. And to think you used to best me in our little exchanges

You could have said it was the British spelling and I probably would have bought it...

[Dave's Bitch]

You could have said it was the British spelling and I probably would have bought it...

I forgot you are stupid, is it too late to go with it now?

[WARF]

Leave my girlfriend alone, Ted!

oooops, wrong war!

[TFM_Dale]

Leave my girlfriend alone, Ted!

oooops, wrong war!

You are pretty funny when you aren't being a sociopath.