Snuff the torch?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    #31
    Probably get Matt White and Dale to come along, too!
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

    Comment

    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      #32
      what show are you goin' tout?
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

      Comment

      • Von Halen
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Dec 2003
        • 7500

        #33
        Originally posted by kwame k
        Probably get Matt White and Dale to come along, too!
        VH Drummer (I met him at a show before) and IrishSpunk too!

        Comment

        • Von Halen
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Dec 2003
          • 7500

          #34
          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
          what show are you goin' tout?
          We are ignoring you because we don't know what the fuck "tout" means.

          Comment

          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            #35
            it was Kwame and sparkie's idea, and dale's fault!
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

            Comment

            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #36
              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
              it was Kwame and sparkie's idea, and dale's fault!
              It's funny as fuck, if you were/are in on the joke, tout
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

              Comment

              • Romeo Delight
                ROCKSTAR

                • Feb 2005
                • 5136

                #37
                Hmmmm....I think from the feedback I have seen so far from everyone, the criteria for keeping the torch lit would be as follows:

                1) Band is renamed Mad Anthony Band.
                2) Edward goes back to vintage Marshall and Kramer guitars for the true brown sound...trashes his current wicked EVH brand
                3) Band re-records ADKOT with Anthony so we have the true VH sound complete with ball busting background vocals
                4) Band tattoos Mikes likeness to at least one appendage visible onstage and another more private area
                5) Dave grows hair to proper 80's length
                6) Ed grows back tongue and reverses throat cancer so when he talks he doesn't sound so "Old"
                sigpicRoth Army Canada

                Comment

                • Va Beach VH Fan
                  ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 17913

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Romeo Delight
                  Hmmmm....I think from the feedback I have seen so far from everyone, the criteria for keeping the torch lit would be as follows:

                  1) Band is renamed Mad Anthony Band.
                  2) Edward goes back to vintage Marshall and Kramer guitars for the true brown sound...trashes his current wicked EVH brand
                  3) Band re-records ADKOT with Anthony so we have the true VH sound complete with ball busting background vocals
                  4) Band tattoos Mikes likeness to at least one appendage visible onstage and another more private area
                  5) Dave grows hair to proper 80's length
                  6) Ed grows back tongue and reverses throat cancer so when he talks he doesn't sound so "Old"

                  You forgot "Dave takes fountain of youth pills so that he can do spilts off the drum riser again"....

                  Silly....
                  Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                  "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                  "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

                  Comment

                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Romeo Delight
                    Hmmmm....I think from the feedback I have seen so far from everyone, the criteria for keeping the torch lit would be as follows:

                    1) Band is renamed Mad Anthony Band.
                    2) Edward goes back to vintage Marshall and Kramer guitars for the true brown sound...trashes his current wicked EVH brand
                    3) Band re-records ADKOT with Anthony so we have the true VH sound complete with ball busting background vocals
                    4) Band tattoos Mikes likeness to at least one appendage visible onstage and another more private area
                    5) Dave grows hair to proper 80's length
                    6) Ed grows back tongue and reverses throat cancer so when he talks he doesn't sound so "Old"
                    7) the hot tub time machine takes kristy to 1985
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

                    Comment

                    • Von Halen
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Dec 2003
                      • 7500

                      #40
                      What about Ed's hip? He needs to be able to do the scissor kicks too!

                      Comment

                      • DONNIEP
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13373

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Romeo Delight
                        Hmmmm....I think from the feedback I have seen so far from everyone, the criteria for keeping the torch lit would be as follows:

                        1) Band re-records ADKOT with Anthony so we have the true VH sound complete with ball busting background vocals

                        2) Dave grows hair to proper 80's length

                        3) Band names Donnie as their road manager, coke dealer, and midget and whore wrangler
                        It's a start...
                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

                        Comment

                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373

                          #42
                          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                          7) the hot tub time machine takes kristy to 1985
                          I wanna be in the hot tub with her!!
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

                          Comment

                          • clarathecarrot
                            Full Member Status

                            • May 2010
                            • 3588

                            #43
                            no that's all bullshit.....time machine hot tubs..pfffffttt...this would be better,, I am in the audience to see Black Sabbath and then before the show this "some band" takes the stage and some guitarist makes some sounds that makes every single person in the audience stop what they were doing and turn their heads at the same speed and drop our jaws to the ground.
                            2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                            clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

                            Comment

                            • TFM_Dale
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 7943

                              #44
                              Originally posted by kwame k
                              Probably get Matt White and Dale to come along, too!
                              I would try like Hell. Would be kick ass.

                              Comment

                              • WARF
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 15318

                                #45
                                We need to have a torch unlit until they make me a webmaster again.

                                Comment

                                Working...