= VH= on Ellen 4/2/15

[clarathecarrot]

Me either. First thing I heard about it was that they turned a disaster movie into a goddamned love story. Second thing I heard was that the theme song was by that anorexic French Canadian chick with the godawful squealing voice. Based on those two facts alone, I decided I would never subject myself to that movie. If I want to watch a boat sink, I'll watch the Poseidon Adventure. Yeah it's vintage 70s Irwin Allen cheese, but at least it's not sappy cheese.

I have a "greater" idea Leonardo and some waifey actress making love and all the heartstring pulling -Hollywood Hype- set against a backdrop of the Mustard Gas and Trench Warfare of WWI.

There is no back story They are actually in the trenches the whole time> at least that is what I have always thought about the Titanic tragedy as a "love story".

I also have never seen a split second of this clap-trap movie.

[Angel]

I understand lipstick lesbian actions and bi-sexuality, but the hardcore dyke pussy hounds are in it for other reasons.

So, no don't want to see that.

What other reasons would that be?

Love and companionship...

You fucking carrot fucker...

[clarathecarrot]

What other reasons would that be?

Love and companionship...

You fucking carrot fucker...

Yeah sure why not all the above, sugar top.

Then when you demand a political lobby on capitol hill to further your sexual preferences lifestyle agenda, it instantly becomes more than just, love and companionship, it becomes a deplorable legal contract and has absolutely nothing to do with Love.

[Angel]

Equality...dumbass.

On another note...Ellen has the moat beautiful eyes!

[clarathecarrot]

OH!!!!!! the endless Mother Fukking search to be equal!!!!

Good luck, Angel .

Equal to what the laws of this moment in time....LOL!!!!!



P.S. She has dried up withered dead eyes of a 30 year daily drunken Alchy .

[FORD]

Somebody needs to come out of the crisper and get over himself.

[jacksmar]

Equality...dumbass.

On another note...Ellen has the moat beautiful eyes!

The most beautiful eyes anyone has ever come across!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! HA!

[clarathecarrot]

Somebody needs to come out of the crisper and get over himself.

I only know of 5 skull types that exist.

http://www.theoryofuniverse.com/man/...ces-skulls.htm

However there is 6 billion brains controlling these characteristics and many of those brains attempt to separate themselves from this reality and demand individuality as determined by bigotry and selfish reasoning.

Thus a false reality of a sub-culture leading to a non-reality of separation from others who live within the exact time and space we share at this moment.

The labeling of ones self or a group in a attempt to create a false uniqueness. Completely removes their individuality of their birth.

These groups usually say they are labeling themselves in a attempt to create equality.

In reality a label and a,.. this is who I am confirmation, is nothing more than psychological racism.

I personally accept everyone as equal at all times , until they try to change reality to suit their needs of separation from others in a attempt to establish this sub-culture and individualistic and unique.

Other than these scientific attempts to explain mans origin I accept the 5 different skull shapes as a generality to attempt to understand mans place and times as a reality instead of a dream.

Any other designation of self is racism and for scholars to make exact committed explanations about and then be labeled as heretics and idiots who the next generation of scholars proves their finding as completely wrong and a new set of rules is issued and college text books re-written.

[TFM_Dale]

I only know of 5 skull types that exist.

http://www.theoryofuniverse.com/man/...ces-skulls.htm

However there is 6 billion brains controlling these characteristics and many of those brains attempt to separate themselves from this reality and demand individuality as determined by bigotry and selfish reasoning.

Thus a false reality of a sub-culture leading to a non-reality of separation from others who live within the exact time and space we share at this moment.

The labeling of ones self or a group in a attempt to create a false uniqueness. Completely removes their individuality of their birth.

These groups usually say they are labeling themselves in a attempt to create equality.

In reality a label and a,.. this is who I am confirmation, is nothing more than psychological racism.

I personally accept everyone as equal at all times , until they try to change reality to suit their needs of separation from others in a attempt to establish this sub-culture and individualistic and unique.

Other than these scientific attempts to explain mans origin I accept the 5 different skull shapes as a generality to attempt to understand mans place and times as a reality instead of a dream.

Any other designation of self is racism and for scholars to make exact committed explanations about and then be labeled as heretics and idiots who the next generation of scholars proves their finding as completely wrong and a new set of rules is issued and college text books re-written.

Dude, share what you are on or shut the fuck up already.

[78/84 guy]

I remember Ellen as a comedian mostly, haven't really followed her show. But she is funny, and has a dry wit which David should have fun with. Likes to scare/prank people.

I might have to draw the line at The Pew.

She was good in Finding Nemo.

[Carloscda]

For all those whining and crying about VH on Ellen? Well the Foo Fighters played on her show, now what?!

[jhale667]

Sure, the Ellen show's an odd choice, but who cares? And wow, homophobic ranting from the root vegetable, who could've seen that coming? Equality is inevitable, douchebag. Deal with it.


The appearance might be cool. Seems Ed's been practicing some deep cut riffs....

[Nitro Express]

For all those whining and crying about VH on Ellen? Well the Foo Fighters played on her show, now what?!

They say rock is dead and this is the proof.

[Nitro Express]

You've made me go back and look and it's arguable that she was chubby for Hollywood but not chubby in the real world where the real world is preferable.

The whole show was about sinking. He sunk it in her before he got sunk.

[Nitro Express]

No, you were right. Not a Fattie. I wanna see her cooch!!

Want some strawberry pie do ya? Well I hear them Brits love cream on their strawberries.

[FORD]

Thomocarrot is just jealous. Because while he's sticking root vegetables in his orifices, Ellen is going home to.......

[Nitro Express]

So Ellen is licking some high class labia. Oh the things money can buy you. She's a lesbian trophy wife.

[WARF]

Portia DeRossi is 42, she looks damn good for her age.

[SunisinuS]

Portia DeRossi is 42, she looks damn good for her age.

You like Ellen are only staring at her pussy.

[clarathecarrot]

Portia is not very impressive in the, hey here is my pussy, but I keep my pants on because I am lady pose..and she is not really to hot looking kinda just looks like a piece of bland meat...but you house monkeys are easily excited and I understand.

It is good to see Hale posting some decent commentary again. like "look errrrrybodie EVH can play a guitar" amazing hale unreal observation your abilities are just so in tune wif dah hot new topics.

J, equality is inevitable especially for the people who cram things into same sex cram holes.

We, the crammers of hetero style cram hole cramming cannot deny the need of specialized cram hole'rs needing vindication that it is ok to be that way of ok cramming,... from the rest of the world...it makes everything right for some reason.

[vandeleur]

Seeing Ellen's missus makes me think I might be a bit lesbian myself

[clarathecarrot]

You trendy PC fags can keep talking about how wonderful Ellen and all this asinine equal right for lezzbomohomo bullshit has upset your little pussies.

I say your all chumps and to much of the non-men that are afraid to stand up for yourselves.

Keep talking about how you think I am intolerant because I think you are all wipped pansies little buttercups daisy boys.

Here watch this three times,.. about loving in the old fashioned way, may do you some good.

Or follow the trends set by advertisers chasing a demographic that has blown out of proportion into as social movement of media personalities owning your thoughts.

[Kristy]

Portia DeRossi is 42, she looks damn good for her age.

She's another god damn kangaroo humper.

They seem to be everywhere these days.

[DLR Bridge]

You trendy PC fags can keep talking about how wonderful Ellen and all this asinine equal right for lezzbomohomo bullshit has upset your little pussies.

I say your all chumps and to much of the non-men that are afraid to stand up for yourselves.

Keep talking about how you think I am intolerant because I think you are all wipped pansies little buttercups daisy boys.

You'd say none of this to anyone's face, in person, ever.

You're a special kind of chump.

[clarathecarrot]

You'd say none of this to anyone's face, in person, ever.

You're a special kind of chump.

Then you will never understand debate. I have had these discussions many times with all kinds of "it's complicated peoples" my main line of "intercourse" is..

In this life so complicated with all the victim of circumstance situations that arise in the matriculation of humankind why would you base your individuality or justify your self with something as goddamed pathetic as sexuality.

Hey guess what Monkeys know how to fuck too... elevating yourself through sex-preferences is very sophisticated.

I ain't no chump I ain't afraid of you or some brilliant trend follower, who wants to impose his or her cram hole ideals on me.

If you Mr Bridge like to defend this ideal as unique and worth legislation on capitol hill...you may be the problem.

[DLR Bridge]

I'm sure you've had many civil discussions with people that aren't as insultingly juvenile and expletive laden as your remarks on here.

You've got a bad case of internet muscle mouth, is all.

Have your take. Your opinion. I can respect that. But lighten the fuck up, huh?

[clarathecarrot]

This is and always has been the only site I discuss "things" on it has R&R and the Freedom, of the single largest discourse range of any other site.

So, yeah,... no MyBook or Facetime or any other sites ever.

True, I do let it all hang out here.

Certain subjects I don't waste time reloading..... you get both barrels straight in the face if I miss I cannot reload in time so I don't waste time circling around the truths.

This has always been a touchy subject for me because, special interest groups are eating away at the norm and the norm is the simplest way to conduct a life.

Doesn't matter if it is Jews against the Muslims or Union workers against right to workers, it's all bullshit and nothing more than selfish separatist detrimental behaviors.

So yeap! I will talk about it with both barrels.

You can see me as a fag hater or grow up and see me as a less government control is the only way to find what you really are.

I feel the people who want special treatment due to their sex twist is just perhaps the silliest of all needs wants or desires.

[DLR Bridge]

If live and let live were "the norm", we'd be talking about what the stage set might be like on their TV appearances.

Speaking of which, I wonder what their stage set up will be like for these TV appearances.

[VetteLS5]

If live and let live were "the norm", we'd be talking about what the stage set might be like on their TV appearances.

Speaking of which, I wonder what their stage set up will be like for these TV appearances.

Gay most likely

[TFM_Dale]

You trendy PC fags can keep talking about how wonderful Ellen and all this asinine equal right for lezzbomohomo bullshit has upset your little pussies.

I say your all chumps and to much of the non-men that are afraid to stand up for yourselves.

Keep talking about how you think I am intolerant because I think you are all wipped pansies little buttercups daisy boys.

Here watch this three times,.. about loving in the old fashioned way, may do you some good.

Or follow the trends set by advertisers chasing a demographic that has blown out of proportion into as social movement of media personalities owning your thoughts.

Big man behind a keyboard, you type tough for a tranny vegetable. Whatever point you are trying to make is easily lost on us in the real world, you should try your target audience, a pedophile message board.

[Dan]

Seeing Ellen's missus makes me think I might be a bit lesbian myself

We have room in the sheep pen for them.

[Heater]

Ellen's target audience is in the 40-50 year old range which is right around the age of the average VH concert goer, thats probably their thought behind going on her show. All Roth has to do is not suck as much as he did on the last tour and upcoming record, so that should be pretty easy for him. If Mike did come back, Dave's "singing" would be a non-issue as it would be drowned out by the fapping, I mean clapping, of the VH faithful. Wonder if he will do his baton twirling routine?

[fryingdutchman]

Ellen's target audience is in the 40-50 year old range which is right around the age of the average VH concert goer, thats probably their thought behind going on her show. All Roth has to do is not suck as much as he did on the last tour and upcoming record, so that should be pretty easy for him. If Mike did come back, Dave's "singing" would be a non-issue as it would be drowned out by the fapping, I mean clapping, of the VH faithful. Wonder if he will do his baton twirling routine?

Would you say this to Dave's face if you ever met him on the street?

He'd drop you like third period French.

[fryingdutchman]

Ellen's target audience is in the 40-50 year old range which is right around the age of the average VH concert goer, thats probably their thought behind going on her show. All Roth has to do is not suck as much as he did on the last tour and upcoming record, so that should be pretty easy for him. If Mike did come back, Dave's "singing" would be a non-issue as it would be drowned out by the fapping, I mean clapping, of the VH faithful. Wonder if he will do his baton twirling routine?

I'll take a baton-twirling routine (which requires actual skill) every time over a poodle haired jackass prancing around in SpongeBob shorts like a pedophile beach bum.

[TFM_Dale]

Would you say this to Dave's face if you ever met him on the street?

He'd drop you like third period French.

It would have to stop stalking middle schoolers in its spare time, you know that won't happen.

[perrin29]

Would you say this to Dave's face if you ever met him on the street?

He'd drop you like third period French.

Ha ha. Agreed.

[WARF]

[Heater]

Flyingdutchboy, what would you say to Dave's face on the street? I mean after the fanboy hyperventilating crying fit was over. "Dave, they were saying you can't sing, but you are the BEST! And so I said how you would hit them because you're like the best fighter too! You rule, Dave.....I LOVE your singing and your baton twirling, which is super hard to do. High five, Dave, high five!"

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Flyingdutchboy, what would you say to Dave's face on the street? I mean after the fanboy hyperventilating crying fit was over. "Dave, they were saying you can't sing, but you are the BEST! And so I said how you would hit them because you're like the best fighter too! You rule, Dave.....I LOVE your singing and your baton twirling, which is super hard to do. High five, Dave, high five!"

that would be me

[clarathecarrot]

Why are you homos talking about Dave I have noticed this latest TRENDY Media led behavior around here lately threads derailed with discussion about this DAVE person.

Stay on subject clara is ahomoeroticpedofaghaterwithnihileisttendanciestowa rdlesbiansdykemilitantsubculteroverlordsstealinghi slunchmonies..or some shit...

and some other stuff about if, x < u eye > he...I thing there was some math somewhere........