= VH= on Ellen 4/2/15

[mh5150]

Thursday, 04.02.15

http://m.newslocker.com/en-us/person...y-snyder/view/

GET READY....

[clarathecarrot]

AWESOME!!! that will be the coming out of the closet show for VH when we all will know for sure, Spamuel Gror Raybar is touring with the band again.


I will watch this on ytubby after the fact, due to my bigoted intolerant position that I won't turn into a vampire I mean go "All Homo" if I look upon ellenz face the day after the actual airing...kinda like a daylight kills the vampire thing..now dig that!

Yup, I hate that bitch sorry I just don't like everyone and I also know I don't have to ...now dig that!

ugg....

[Droomer5150]

WHOA! Van Halen are going to be performing on TV for the first time since '98!!! SHIZEN!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

WHOA! Van Halen are going to be performing on TV for the first time since '98!!! SHIZEN!

Um, no, they'll be on TV before that, on the 30th to be exact.....

[clarathecarrot]

I will watch the Kimmel show past my bed time but..

[Droomer5150]

Um, no, they'll be on TV before that, on the 30th to be exact.....

Has that been confirmed then?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Has that been confirmed then?

Something better - Reports about the appearance were immediately taken down.....

[Von Halen]

Something better - Reports about the appearance were immediately taken down.....

Yeah! It's a SECRET! A surprise! They sure as fuck wouldn't want their fans that might not ever pay attention to Jimmy fucking Kimmel, or that lesbian twat Ellen, to miss their performance, because they had no idea Van Halen was going to be on those shows!

This is by far, the dumbest motherfucking band in the history of rock bands.

I just thought of the best fucking idea ever. They should perform on these shows, but demand they not be televised! Cut the audio and video feed as soon as they come out, so we don't know they're on, when they're on!!!!

[clarathecarrot]

I am looking forward to this Kimmel thing.

I just hope it doesn't roll like that singer that couldn't sings sister who couldn't extra sing whos album started skipping on, LIVE IT;'S SATURDAY NIIIGGHHT!!!

Then she started doing a Hoedown soft shoe dance to cover and looked like Uncle Jed from The Beverly Hillbillies after a 6month shine taste testing bender.

Live my ass..lol

[Romeo Delight]

I don't know if I really want them on Ellen, but I suppose 4 million people watching isn't a bad idea...

[Von Halen]

I don't know if I really want them on Ellen, but I suppose 4 million people watching isn't a bad idea...

Unless of course, Dave comes on and sings the definitive live albums version of Panama. Then there will be 4 million less ticket sales to the shows.

[WARF]

Ellen's website starts off with...

"they are what dreams are made of..."

It's not a good sign when the first line is a Sammy Hagar lyrical quote.

[DONNIEP]

Kimmel this, Ellen that, blah blah blah...I'd rather watch this 37 times in a row, which I actually just did.

[DONNIEP]

I wonder if James still breaks out those camos lol

[PETE'S BROTHER]

looks like a "hair hoodie"

[Romeo Delight]

Kimmel this, Ellen that, blah blah blah...I'd rather watch this 37 times in a row, which I actually just did.

This is ok. Ed smokes this on his worst day though...Alex is not too shabby...For me this is lacking.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I wonder if James still breaks out those camos lol

Combine Wolf's shirt and James' pants, you wouldn't have to change clothes for a whole tour!

[DONNIEP]

This is ok. Ed smokes this on his worst day though...Alex is not too shabby...For me this is lacking.

Lacking what? A dance floor?

[Romeo Delight]

Its just not that great....sorry. The band just doesn't cut it for me. Compared to "Van Halen" or Van Halen

[Romeo Delight]

Lacking what? A dance floor?

I think I would rather see Dave playing with Tremonti or John 5

[DONNIEP]

Its just not that great....sorry.

No it's not great, it's fuckin awesome.

[clarathecarrot]

Like a lot of us I saw a tour with DLR about this time it was just like that in your face eye level rock and roll Toshi also joined them on stage and knocked it out of the park.

I was bucking for Lomenzo to be the Bass player after I heard DLR rejoined, VH Bros inc... , we all didn't know who the bass player was going to be remember that shit..?

I thought Dave might stand a better chance of getting his ideas across if it was, two Alex and Ed plus two, DLR and James...probably wouldn't have worked out who knows.... but I FUCKING!!!! bet we would have 4 new albums of music out of that line up.

Instead of three family members.... and DLR trying to get his point across.

just say'n...

[DONNIEP]

I think I would rather see Dave playing with Tremonti

Do you smell toast? Cause I think you just had a stroke.

[DONNIEP]

looks like a "hair hoodie"

Hands up - don't shoot!

[Von Halen]

I think I would rather see Dave playing with Tremonti or John 5

John 5 has proven he can write great songs on the guitar, with a singer. He's actually done it with several singers. Would be cool to see Dave do a tune with Wolf and Tremonti.

Brian never got the opportunity to show if he could write original songs. Or maybe he did, and Dave didn't like them.

[WARF]

Thursday, 04.02.15

http://m.newslocker.com/en-us/person...y-snyder/view/

GET READY....

[Von Halen]

Like a lot of us I saw a tour with DLR about this time it was just like that in your face eye level rock and roll Toshi also joined them on stage and knocked it out of the park.

Toshi is a very cool dude. He liked to collect Major League baseball jerseys. Whenever we'd get him one, it had to be a youth size! Ha ha! He's a little fucker.

[Romeo Delight]

John 5 has proven he can write great songs on the guitar, with a singer. He's actually done it with several singers. Would be cool to see Dave do a tune with Wolf and Tremonti.

Brian never got the opportunity to show if he could write original songs. Or maybe he did, and Dave didn't like them.

Brian is just ok...that is the issue.

[clarathecarrot]

Toshi is a very cool dude. He liked to collect Major League baseball jerseys. Whenever we'd get him one, it had to be a youth size! Ha ha! He's a little fucker.

DLR seems to not only surround himself with talented musicians they also seem to be capable of that extra thing... spark. lightning in your cheerios... whatever it is.

[Romeo Delight]

Do you smell toast? Cause I think you just had a stroke.

I think Tremonti is a much better guitarist and clearly a better song writer. Is there really any doubt?

[DONNIEP]

I think Tremonti is a much better guitarist and clearly a better song writer. Is there really any doubt?

Beats me. He could be Beethoven for all I know. Maybe he should replace Ed. Then they could get a younger drummer too and then a younger singer and blaze on into the future as The New Van Halen or something catchy like that.

[clarathecarrot]

I think Tremonti is a much better guitarist and clearly a better song writer. Is there really any doubt?

so I think this dude is a better bassist that Wolf will ever be..

just think.....then who gives a fuck....

[IceCreamBlondie]

Awesome news - can't wait!!!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS!

[Jetstream]

Prince is currently going on tour and not announcing his shows and giving surprise performances... this should be right up Van Halen's alley if they tour, except the dates will leak out since they cannot get anything right lol

[Carloscda]

Like someone said in another post I seen. This board, VHND etc are the only ones that dissect every intricate part of VH. But for the causal fan of VH with this news they're loosing their minds right now!

Even though some don't admit it when the see VH they see 78-84. Thy see the VH we all came to know and love. Dave with his acrobatics etc. Not that they're in their 60's now?! And speaking of which being that they are in their 60's why does this band get so much flack??

[VHscraps]

So, all the rock fans watch daytime shows like Ellen? Who knew. That new PR they supposedly have must have envisaged that great big ocean liner on the record cover sailing into oblivion, or insignificance, or lamedom.

'Yeah - let's go and play 'Jump' and 'Tattoo' for all of those potential album / ticket buyers who regularly tune into daytime TV'.

I love the press release. 'Special guests, Van Halen and a Nutritionist!' ... 'and you guys are ... Spinal Parp?'





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[Nickdfresh]

Prince is currently going on tour and not announcing his shows and giving surprise performances... this should be right up Van Halen's alley if they tour, except the dates will leak out since they cannot get anything right lol

Prince is notoritous for this stuff though - he once did a three hour impromtou performance in a Buffalo bar after his concert ended sometime in the 90's...

[Nickdfresh]

Maybe Dave and Ellen will dance the night away, together!

[neuralfraud]

"Greatest Hits Tour" - who the fuck are they, the rolling stones?

no. It's VAN HALEN. how many "Greatest Hits" do they really have?

You really got me
Runnin with the devil
beautiful girls?
and the cradle will rock
mean street
unchained
pretty woman
jump
panama
hot for teacher
...that'll be a quick set!

Let's be serious here. The term "Greatest" in conjunction with the word "Hits" usually means the best of the best. How can such a cheeseball term like "Greatest Hits" be used with VAN HALEN?!

...as they say - hope for the best but expect the worst... the cynic inside me is reminding me that it's been about 8 years since EVH's "[the gaygar era songs] have grown up and gone to college" comment ...and the douchebags just graduated.

[DLR Bridge]

I agree with our buddy, Halen High, from what he posted at the VHND...

"I don't watch the Ellen DeGeneres Show, obviously... but I'll certainly watch this episode. She has a big international following so this will be great exposure. I believe the Foo Fighters, Slash and Jimmy Page have also played on Ellen."

I do think if they're calling this a Greatest Hits tour, that's a bit of a sign there won't be any deep cut surprises.