= VH= on Ellen 4/2/15

[clarathecarrot]

Take the BS over to a faux news board! People like you kill me, no matter WTF the subject matter you just can't help yourselves just have to bring his name into the frey?!!

He's the President for a Second time Deal with it!! Hate him so much move your ass to another country and see how that works for ya!!

Dude your the twit that watches and discussed at length the political spectrum as if you are so concerned you are just another victim of modern media control.

Second term...does that justify in your mind that because you are a believer you can be at ease with yourself..?

Politics is not entertainment except to people like you.

[Romeo Delight]

That is funny Sesh, but should you be broadcasting that to everyone? Not sure that is ok. Maybe take it down?

[DLR Bridge]

Can't wait to hear what hagar has to say...

A. Who cares
B. He's been on a slew of ridiculous shows himself. High time he just shuts the fuck up.

[clarathecarrot]

You are comparing a lesbian comedian to a fucking nazi, you have officially won the idiot award today.

Dude wise up what is a lesbian ?

tell me...c'mon smart ass... I bet you have no idea at all.

[Seshmeister]

http://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article....uleId=10005478

With the rise of the Nazis to power in 1933, this conservative backlash was replaced with state repression. The Nazis believed women were not only inferior to men but also by nature dependent on them; therefore, they considered lesbians to be less threatening than male homosexuals. The Nazis regarded women as passive, especially in sexual matters, and in need of men to fulfill their lives and participate in sex. Many Nazis also worried that the more explicit social affection between individual women blurred the lines between friendship and lesbianism, making more difficult the task of ferreting out "true" lesbians. Finally, the Nazis dismissed lesbianism as a state and social problem because they believed lesbians could still carry out a German woman's primary role: to be a mother of as many "Aryan" babies as possible. Every woman, regardless of her sexuality, could serve the Nazi state as wife and mother.

The Nazis nonetheless persecuted lesbians, albeit less severely than they persecuted male homosexuals. Soon after Hitler's appointment as chancellor, the police systematically raided and closed down homosexual meeting bars and clubs, forcing lesbians to meet in secret. The Nazis created a climate of fear by encouraging police raids and denunciations against lesbians. Many lesbians broke off contacts with their circles of friends, some moving to new cities where they would be unknown. Others even sought the protection of marriage, entering into marriages of convenience with male homosexual friends.

While the police regarded lesbians as "asocials"--people who did not conform to Nazi norms and therefore could be arrested or sent to concentration camps--few were imprisoned because of their sexuality alone. The Nazis did not classify lesbians as homosexual prisoners, and only male homosexual prisoners had to wear the pink triangle. Though police arrests of lesbians were comparatively rare, the threat of persecution made living openly as a lesbian dangerous.

[clarathecarrot]

Imagine my surprise when your IP address tracked to the NASA Rocket Scientist Center in Florida...

Calm down FFS.

I f your talking to me then my computer is being targeted by the people who want to remove all foil from the earth so I can no longer line my ceiling and hats with it.

[TFM_Dale]

Dude wise up what is a lesbian ?

After this conversation I wish your mom was.

[Seshmeister]

Dude wise up what is a lesbian ?

tell me...c'mon smart ass... I bet you have no idea at all.

There must be a thread on it in the picture forum here...

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Can't wait to hear what hagar has to say...

I can.

Those TV appearances are often interesting, as the bands are on for only a few tunes, which allows them to give all they got,
especially the singer.
Dave in particular will have to be fucking ready too, keep the pace and avoid flaws as most TV viewers won't be fans... And avoid yelling "I forgot the fucking words", for the same reason.
If they play "Panama" I hope that just for once he'll sing "Full blast and top down" instead of "full top and top down..."

[clarathecarrot]

A. Who cares
B. He's been on a slew of ridiculous shows himself. High time he just shuts the fuck up.

I thought that he meant what Haggis has to say on the Ellen show...unhhuhunnhhu..uh.huh

about how great it is touring in 2015 with the best of both worlds VH

[Carloscda]

Dude your the twit that watches and discussed at length the political spectrum as if you are so concerned you are just another victim of modern media control.

Second term...does that justify in your mind that because you are a believer you can be at ease with yourself..?

Politics is not entertainment except to people like you.

Sounds like some BS you get from listening to Rush & company..

Like I said WTF does President Obama have to do with Van Halen on Ellen??!!

[clarathecarrot]

After this conversation I wish your mom was.

sweet, right to the, your momma stuff.

[TFM_Dale]

sweet, right to the, your momma stuff.

Where else could I go after the nazi lesbian comedian bit?

[vandeleur]

Wow sesh has installed a random Elvis generator.

Well done

[DLR Bridge]

So, does Clara the Coward have the balls to march down 5th Ave. in Manhattan with a bull horn spewing all of this homophobic horse shit rhetoric, or does it all stop right here? On a fucking rock singer message board? Disguised as a female vegetable? What a joke you are.

[clarathecarrot]

Sounds like some BS you get from listening to Rush & company..

Like I said WTF does President Obama have to do with Van Halen on Ellen??!!

It is the nature of "The Medias" current ability to attract certain character traits in people and funnel them into slots of daytime or nighttime viewing and categorize them into ratings quotients and generate income based solely on "Who is viewing" the show instead of the show entertaining people and thus attracting a audience.

The change has been slow but that is all it is anymore.

When you get excited about a show and you think it's great count how many times the camera angle changes and then you will understand the ability of the brain to concentrate on something is limited as in reference to these know facts.

We have been stamped examined and categorized and controlled and led to a mind wash by the media.

Worst part of all is that inaudible low resonance hum they place in movies and on tv show that illicit and emotional response from the viewer.

Politics does the same thing with words and preys on weak minded individuals .

Again someone tell me what the fuck a lesbian is.

[clarathecarrot]

Wow sesh has installed a random Elvis generator.

Well done

Now That is quality comedy right there....lol.

[clarathecarrot]

So, does Clara the Coward have the balls to march down 5th Ave. in Manhattan with a bull horn spewing all of this homophobic horse shit rhetoric, or does it all stop right here? On a fucking rock singer message board? Disguised as a female vegetable? What a joke you are.

No...... we got that already he lives in every city, under the 12th street bridge and calls me a, rich bastard!!! when I won't give him a dollar cause his wife needs a operation and he spent the families buss ticket monies to the Mayo Clinic,... on medicine for her.

[TFM_Dale]

No...... we got that already he lives in every city, under the 12th street bridge and calls me a, rich bastard!!! when I won't give him a dollar cause his wife needs a operation and he spent the families buss ticket monies to the Mayo Clinic,... on medicine for her.

They are probably just calling you an idiot, it is hard to hear properly with your head shoved up your ass.

[clarathecarrot]

Yes, now you have it correct. I can hear myself more clearly with my head up my ass .

You, however only listen to everyone else and find yourself as a informed listener.

Ass backwards thinking .

[clarathecarrot]

Thanks everyone it is to cold to ride my bike today so I wanted to see how long it would take me to get my heart rate up and if I could maintain it for 45 min and complete my cardio task for today.

Yes, its true -ClaraTheCarrot Media Presentations-,... copywriters 2015.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Thanks everyone it is to cold to ride my bike today so I wanted to see how long it would take me to get my heart rate up and if I could maintain it for 45 min and complete my cardio task for today.

Yes, its true -ClaraTheCarrot Media Presentations-,... copywriters 2015.

rode to work in a t-shirt

[clarathecarrot]

I have been into the start it up every month ride it around the block a couple times mode just to keep it charged up... for way to long now.

There is a guy at the end of my block rides damn near every day so me not riding is perhaps a cop-out.

He has a big lectro'glide with heated grips and all the wind blocking gear but again I am making excuses..lol.

Ride On!

[WARF]

Which one is Ellen?

[VetteLS5]

rode to work in a t-shirt

Topper

[twonabomber]

I think it's a bad idea. And if they appear on Kimmel with anyone other than the Three Twins and Dave, the Ellen show will be a non-issue for us.

I wouldn't be surprised if they played the same song(s) on each show.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i can't wait to talk about hair

[guwapo_rocker]

If they do DTNA

They're even dumber than I thought.

[DLR Bridge]

They're even dumber than I thought.

Nah. It'll be alright. So long as it's yelp free.









And slip n' slide dance floor free.

[VAiN]

The marketing side of me understands the ellen gig, especially after talking to some 40+ moms.. I get it.. but fuck, what a lame fucking show to play.

With that in mind.. PLEASE do not play Jump.. that's all I ask.

[VAiN]

Nah. It'll be alright. So long as it's yelp free.









And slip n' slide dance floor free.

If they come out with a strong/safe one like Ain't Talkin Bout Love and Dave picks up where he left off with the Foo I think it will be alright. IF the Kimmel thing happens I'm hoping they get a nice block of time and rip through I'm the One into Unchained.. I'd approve that.

[guwapo_rocker]

Nah. It'll be alright. So long as it's yelp free.


And slip n' slide dance floor free.

Dave has shown over two tours now that he can't, or won't, sing DTNA as it should be sung.
In fact he can't, or won't, sing it without destroying it to the point that I felt embarrassed
witnessing it.

I agree that if done correctly, it would be the perfect song for this most imperfect choice of
a venue to promote this crap.

[VAiN]

What ever they do, they need to come out and rip some faces off.. anything less will be immediately forgotten.

[guwapo_rocker]

And Dave needs to yell, "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend pal, errrr Maam."

[DLR Bridge]

I agree that if done correctly, it would be the perfect song for this most imperfect choice of
a venue to promote this crap.

As disappointed as I am that we're not getting any new music, I just can't knock them trying something different. At this point, any TV appearance is something new. Fuck, it's about time they take a whack at something like this. I have a gut feeling this appearance could be a decent move on their part. Show the lip syncing, overly processed, Maroon 5 horse shit eating world of no talent twats what a real band sounds like.

[FORD]

Maybe the best course of action for a TV appearance like this would be to do "She's The Woman". It's (or at least should have been) a "three minute single" without being a shitty wuss cheese synthesizer crap song, and Dave can sing it without embarrassing himself.



Of course Dave would have to watch his "ad libs" in front of the TV cameras, but I'm sure they have the 7 second delay

[DONNIEP]

I hope Ed gets drunk and writes all over Dave's head with a sharpie just before they perform.

[Carloscda]

One thing for sure it's going to be Loud as hell in there!

[Seshmeister]

You lot can be a bunch of pissy bastards sometimes.

Was this the last time Dave played live VH on TV? I have every confidence that the Van Halen's can live up to Dave's previous band...

[DONNIEP]

You lot can be a bunch of pissy bastards sometimes.

Sometimes???