= VH= on Ellen 4/2/15

[DLR Bridge]

That show had to win a emmy if it didn't EQCA was going to bring a suit that stated the Emmy was a bigoted and intolerant organization.

I really think some of you all are quite ignorant of how this shit works. ...?

Oh ffs. Her non-gay writers of the show won the award you ignorant, cowardly fuck.

[clarathecarrot]

Oh ffs. Her non-gay writers of the show won the award you ignorant, cowardly fuck.

What the HELL is the, non-gay writer....I almost spewed my coffee ..lol

and what is won..?

...a award based on what,, the rewritten situation script from a earlier successful media hype outline.

I won a 2nd place ribbon once in the 2nd grade 40 yard dash...so guess I can understand the need for justification of self, as seen by others .

I guess I can also see the need for justification of your life choices by the award some person of interest in your life has received.

Others perceptions of quality as a justification of oneself........that's deep.

[78/84 guy]

Which one is Ellen?

The one in the middle ??

[DLR Bridge]

The show won an award on the merits of it's writing team, who happened to not be gay. You're quick to assume the gay's you so loathe chicken winged the organization into giving the show an award.

[78/84 guy]

I don't have a problem with this. At least Dave got Ed & Al to drive down the hill into L.A. to do something ! I don't see them doing anything but Jump.

[clarathecarrot]

I bet it has little to do with dave and more with the new management team they signed with last month.

New blood new ideas, perhaps.

[clarathecarrot]

The show won an award on the merits of it's writing team, who happened to not be gay. You're quick to assume the gay's you so loathe chicken winged the organization into giving the show an award.

I don't loath anyone just special interest groups who undermine reality with a sub-cultures reality and demand equality based on what they prefer to, cram up their cram holes.

Gay, non-gay has been your descriptive term not mine.

[DLR Bridge]

"Fuck this bitch fuck this show..and I will wait till the day after as mentioned by me in another post due what cunts like this and their bitch societies due to everyday life and their demanding equal rights bullshit in representation justification of their existence , of their personal ass cramming preferences."

Yeah, much better descriptive terms. I'm getting on with my day. Stay classy.

[clarathecarrot]

Have fun, nice chat, be safe, look both ways before you cross that street.

Both ways, both sides, equality thru contemplation of what is best in our time.

Don't forget to write.

I am going to miss him.

In a non-gay way. I mean that is just overstating the relationship..am I write!

[Von Halen]

I'd watch Ellen if she ate pussy on the show.

[BITEYOASS]

I bet it has little to do with dave and more with the new management team they signed with last month.

New blood new ideas, perhaps.

Well if this management team wound up getting the original 4-some back together, then I say keep up the good work.

[FORD]

IMO, =VH= should be on Saturday Night Live! Of course Lorne is too much of a pussy to put on a musical act that kicks ass.

They usually try to put on one real band late in the season, so I actually wouldn't rule that out. Except SNL might be past Eddie & Alex's bedtime now days.

[clarathecarrot]

Well if this management team wound up getting the original 4-some back together, then I say keep up the good work.

Even though this is the Ellen thread my ideas are of a dreamer as I always have been.

On the Kimmel show before Ellen we will know.

1. DLR walks out with the three VHs'. (Woot!!)
a. MA walks out mid-song and just adds vox to Wolfs bass.( Place goes bonkers)

2. DLR walks out with two VHs' and MA.(place goes BALLISTIC we at home smell toast like odor miss work on Monday)

3. VHs' walk out with Spam and Wolf is still there.( reason for DLR site Black-Out) (Hits tour 2015)

4. VHs' walk out with Spam and MA..( reason for DLR site Black-Out) ( Hits tour other half 2015)

5. DLR walks out with VH's Spam and MA ( I question my states 3 day waiting period and just hang myself)

6. Anybody's guess.

[clarathecarrot]

I'd watch Ellen if she ate pussy on the show.

I understand lipstick lesbian actions and bi-sexuality, but the hardcore dyke pussy hounds are in it for other reasons.

So, no don't want to see that.

[big fatty]

Dave's already been featured on Ellen's show before. Sort of.

Skip to the 45 second mark.....



https://youtu.be/EnBOynN4_bk

[big fatty]

I bet it has little to do with dave and more with the new management team they signed with last month.

New blood new ideas, perhaps.

NO. There's no new management.

They changed publishing company's. Not management.

[Seshmeister]

I think the best way to put it is that Samuel Roy Hagar's inclusion in Van Halen ruined the greatest rock band in American music history.

Now, I want to stress, notice that I said INCLUSION. I didn't say that HE ruined Van Halen.

And why? Because I can't honestly pin the making of all of those sappy ballads exclusively on him....

Yes, he wrote the lyrics, but who's responsible for the making of the song itself?

So I can't honestly hang ALL of it on Hagar....

Some of it is Mick Jones. He stepped up with a solution to how to replace Dave's vocal melodies and when it sold it became the Van Hagar cheeseboard sound.

[FORD]

Some of it is Mick Jones. He stepped up with a solution to how to replace Dave's vocal melodies and when it sold it became the Van Hagar cheeseboard sound.

They fucked up and picked the wrong Mick Jones. Not that the "Big Audio Dynamite" sound would have really been Van Halen compatible either, but anybody who heard "Foreigner 4" or anything after that would know THAT Mick Jones had no interest in rock & roll anymore.

[WARF]

You lot can be a bunch of pissy bastards sometimes.

Was this the last time Dave played live VH on TV? I have every confidence that the Van Halen's can live up to Dave's previous band...

Dave performed a couple tracks from that bluegrass album in 2006.

[WARF]

I'd watch Ellen if she ate pussy on the show.

Maybe angel will be on the show someday....

[twonabomber]

Dave performed a couple tracks from that bluegrass album in 2006.

Yeah...the same tracks on every show.

[twonabomber]

Nope. It was because she was gay. The show won a fucking Emmy the year before she came out.

So what? Hollywood takes care of it's own.

A bazillion people went to see Titanic, doesn't mean it was any good.

[DONNIEP]

A bazillion people went to see Titanic, doesn't mean it was any good.

That movie sucked balls. If I had been Leo, I woulda pushed that chubby chick off that hunka wood and got my ass rescued.

[twonabomber]

I've never seen it. I figure why bother, I know the fucking boat sinks!

[Von Halen]

I've never seen it. I figure why bother, I know the fucking boat sinks!

I've never seen it either.

[78/84 guy]

I've never seen it. I figure why bother, I know the fucking boat sinks!

Are we talking bout this new live album ?

[twonabomber]

We'll see, won't we?

[Seshmeister]

They fucked up and picked the wrong Mick Jones. Not that the "Big Audio Dynamite" sound would have really been Van Halen compatible either, but anybody who heard "Foreigner 4" or anything after that would know THAT Mick Jones had no interest in rock & roll anymore.

He takes credit in particular for Dreams and Love Walks In, nuff said...

[Seshmeister]

That movie sucked balls. If I had been Leo, I woulda pushed that chubby chick off that hunka wood and got my ass rescued.

One of the big problems with that movie was the fact he didn't even need to...

[FORD]

I've never seen it. I figure why bother, I know the fucking boat sinks!

Me either. First thing I heard about it was that they turned a disaster movie into a goddamned love story. Second thing I heard was that the theme song was by that anorexic French Canadian chick with the godawful squealing voice. Based on those two facts alone, I decided I would never subject myself to that movie. If I want to watch a boat sink, I'll watch the Poseidon Adventure. Yeah it's vintage 70s Irwin Allen cheese, but at least it's not sappy cheese.

[IceCreamBlondie]

Ok, the whole "no VH fan watches Ellen" thing may be true, but these days, the die-hards will all be setting their DVRs for this. Every true fan will be tuning in one way or another. If they say they won't, they're full of shit. As I said on a different thread, they could have an appearance on the View and we'd all be watching.

You got that right, Bridge. I remember when Val was promoting her book back in 2008 (right when the tour was going on), it was one of the very few times I ever watched Oprah.

[Seshmeister]

That movie sucked balls. If I had been Leo, I woulda pushed that chubby chick off that hunka wood and got my ass rescued.

That's harsh she wasn't chubby, for a famous actress Winslet is one of the least bad.

She got married in a pub FFS!

[DONNIEP]

That's harsh she wasn't chubby, for a famous actress Winslet is one of the least bad.

She got married in a pub FFS!

If she wasn't chubby then I stand corrected. I will give her points for showing off her tit.

[Seshmeister]

You've made me go back and look and it's arguable that she was chubby for Hollywood but not chubby in the real world where the real world is preferable.

[DONNIEP]

No, you were right. Not a Fattie. I wanna see her cooch!!

[WARF]

I heard the new titanic comes out 3/30...

[DONNIEP]

I heard the new titanic comes out 3/30...

Oh it's gonna be gooder'n hell! You'll get to hear dave screech and yelp. The music will sound meh. But it's the definitive Van Halen Live Performance so you kinda have to like it. If you don't then you ain't American and you're probably in the Klan and why are you wrecking this band's legacy in the first place? Be happy with whatever Ed sells you!

Just don't buy his shoes. Those things fall apart faster than my last marriage...

[Jetstream]

One of the big problems with that movie was the fact he didn't even need to...

Yup, and their bodies also would have kept each other warm. She was not even really chubby as much a Leo shops in the boy's department with his tiny frame. The part which is also WTF in my opinion is when they are talking about Fine Art and the captain of industry is showing his modern art collection... those paintings did not go down in the Titanic lol

[Edwards3rdWife]

I remember Ellen as a comedian mostly, haven't really followed her show. But she is funny, and has a dry wit which David should have fun with. Likes to scare/prank people.

I might have to draw the line at The Pew.

[clarathecarrot]

NO. There's no new management.

They changed publishing company's. Not management.

I see this company as trigger to all this activity.

I also see publishing as advertising and promotion.

I also see that when that deal was signed all the sudden things started clicking and flashing on the VH control board if you catch my drift.

Kimmel, new re-mastered CVH videos on VH channel, Ellen date leaks , 2015 tour.

I assumed that advertising and promotion falls under the corporate umbrella of publishing.

I am perhaps wrong in my description but seems someone is pushing VH so I assumed it was this new co.

I also know the easiest was to break with the past and render all contract null is change the name of you distribution companies....?

So, I am ready for Kimel and 2015. I may purchase a home defibrillator for March 30th..lol.