Van Halen 2015 Tour Dates !!!

[Nickdfresh]

I have booked our second annual, Kids and Dad, Hide Your Dorito's, Epic Road Trip, for the week this tour is
in our vicinity.

Our plans do not include Van Halen.

Not another dime boys, not another dime.

Awe, c'mon! We can ride the Viper at Darien Lake with the breeze blowing through your hair!!

[Kristy]

Suddenly, we're back to 1985


*sigh*

[Whorehey]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/van-halen-announces-tour-cancellations-084852704.html

Whoever put the photo with this story is fucking stoopid...

[DLR Bridge]

Not another dime boys, not another dime.

That'll learn'em.

[Edwards3rdWife]

Boring

[DONNIEP]

You really need to get out more.


Kenny Wayne will most likely be there to sort out the VH white trash so the bouncers know who to boot before F A T Eddie takes the stage.


Duh!?

He's got a bad ass General Lee too!

[RedZoneD25]

See you guys in Austin!

GF's first VH show, my third. Can't wait!

[Mushroom]

You really need to get out more.


Kenny Wayne will most likely be there to sort out the VH white trash so the bouncers know who to boot before F A T Eddie takes the stage.


Duh!?

Kenny Wayne gives you N me a little more time in the parking lot to pork
eachother before the show

Um um yeah baby....

Alright
We're getting funny in the back of my car
I'm sorry honey if I took you just a little to far, yes
Uh too too far
Uh so I, I told the fellas out behind the bar
So let me tell you honey just how fine you are, yes
I guess you are
You see I'm beggin' you please
(Beggin' you baby, beggin' on my bended knees)

[Von Halen]

Kenny Wayne is a great selection to open. Plays some mean blues. I wouldn't miss his set. And, he's an avid Mopar fan!

[clarathecarrot]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/van-halen...084852704.html

Whoever put the photo with this story is fucking stoopid...

OH GOD MY EYES!!!!! IEEeeAAaAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I saw the title a couple days ago with a diff pic ...I thought it weird.." VH Tours After Cancellations".....like HOW DARE THEY !!!!...LOL writers are weird!

Press is fooked up jazz..

[DLR Bridge]

Kenny Wayne is a great selection to open. Plays some mean blues. I wouldn't miss his set. And, he's an avid Mopar fan!

Never took an interest in him. Unimpressed with the songs I've heard and don't care for the singer. I'm sure he's a great player. Just not into the content.

[Kristy]

Doesn't make any sense - or does it? Hiring Kenny "Southpark" Wayne as an opening act to bring more white trash to a VH concert. Get out your beer bellies, wife beaters and meth teeth, Roth & Co. are back on the road.

[ELVIS]

Kid Rock probably demanded too much money...

[fryingdutchman]

Never took an interest in him. Unimpressed with the songs I've heard and don't care for the singer. I'm sure he's a great player. Just not into the content.

So basically, it's another Ky-Mani Marley.

Never thought I would see the day when I typed the words "Kool and the Gang were a great choice."

[ELVIS]

So basically, it's another Ky-Mani Marley.

No...

Marley didn't have Double Trouble...

These guys might blow Van Halen off the stage...