Van Halen 2015 Tour Dates !!!

**ELVIS** · 03-25-2015, 08:24 AM

I think the stuff in red is written by Michael Anthony...

**DONNIEP** · 03-25-2015, 09:06 AM

That record cover is a joke. "Recorded in front of 44,000 of our closest friends" Ha! Can't Dave or whomever is writing that shit come up with something new?

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 03-25-2015, 10:26 AM

You Yankees are spoiled brats... I'd like to wonder if I would go and see them like you do.

Damn, does Europe stink that much??

I know it's a matter of taxes being too high here, but hell, they've even played a few dates in Australia and Japan, just a few, which isn't really enough for it to be financially worth it, so...

**ZahZoo** · 03-25-2015, 01:21 PM

You can only figure Van Halen doesn't think they have 44,000 friends in Europe...

**vandeleur** · 03-25-2015, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by ZahZoo

You can only figure Van Halen doesn't think they have 44,000 friends in Europe...

...

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 03-25-2015, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by ZahZoo

You can only figure Van Halen doesn't think they have 44,000 friends in Europe...

Then they really don't know much about their fan base - but as it is often stated here, do they only care about it? Fuck, they would pack arenas here!

Are they waiting for their 2028 farewheelchair Tour to cross the Atlantic?

**Dave's Bitch** · 03-25-2015, 03:21 PM

When was the last time Van Halen played in Europe?. I'm sure they would do pretty ok, if for nothing else than the fact they will not come back again

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 03-25-2015, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Dave's Bitch

When was the last time Van Halen played in Europe?. I'm sure they would do pretty ok, if for nothing else than the fact they will not come back again

They would, for sure. The last time was in 1984...

(a band that called themselves VH came over the following years, but of course it doesn't fucking count)

**Never was** · 03-25-2015, 03:39 PM

I'm in Red Rocks, Cleveland, Jones Beach, Raleigh, W. Palm and Hollywood Bowl. That Jiffy Lube DC show is nearby but I can not stand that facility.

**DLR Bridge** · 03-25-2015, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Never was

That Jiffy Lube DC show is nearby but I can not stand that facility.

Dave's guaranteed to say "keep the moving parts greasy" during Panama at that place.

**ELVIS** · 03-25-2015, 03:55 PM

I want to know if those lyrics are posted on the live garbage...

**Kristy** · 03-25-2015, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Never was

I'm in Red Rocks...

DO NOT BRING YOUR EVIL HERE.

**Von Halen** · 03-25-2015, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Never was

I'm in Red Rocks, Cleveland, Jones Beach, Raleigh, W. Palm and Hollywood Bowl. That Jiffy Lube DC show is nearby but I can not stand that facility.

Are you fucking high?

**Va Beach VH Fan** · 03-25-2015, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Never was

I'm in Red Rocks, Cleveland, Jones Beach, Raleigh, W. Palm and Hollywood Bowl. That Jiffy Lube DC show is nearby but I can not stand that facility.

I'm still looking the schedule over... Still pissed they skipped a 20,000 seat ampitheater fucking 1,000 yards from my house....

And I got a strange text immediately after the tour was announced.....

The name on the contact, and I want to make sure I got this right, was some guy named "Pojo Risin".....

Strange bird....

Anyway, I'll be travelling somewhere around here....

**Never was** · 03-25-2015, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Von Halen

Are you fucking high?

I did 15 shows last tour so actually much less this time. I travel a lot and am social.

**Von Halen** · 03-25-2015, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Never was

I did 15 shows last tour so actually much less this time. I travel a lot and am social.

What a waste of money.

**78/84 guy** · 03-25-2015, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by fryingdutchman

What is everyone so excited about?

The majority hate the new live album....

The majority hate Wolfgang being in the band....

Why the hoopla over this tour?

It's called living in the pasture !

**Never was** · 03-25-2015, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Von Halen

What a waste of money.

I don't pay for tickets.

**Von Halen** · 03-25-2015, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Never was

I don't pay for tickets.

Perfect!!

**VHscraps** · 03-25-2015, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by Jérôme Frenchise

You Yankees are spoiled brats... I'd like to wonder if I would go and see them like you do.

Damn, does Europe stink that much??

I know it's a matter of taxes being too high here, but hell, they've even played a few dates in Australia and Japan, just a few, which isn't really enough for it to be financially worth it, so...

The easy thing to do in Europe would be some festivals ... but probably not this year, with the schedule for the US running through July, August and September.

I think there are a couple of June festivals in the UK, anyway - Download is already announced and the bill is complete. Glastonbury is in June, and the full line-up has not been announced for that.

Outside of that, to be honest, I don't see them being a big pull - neglected Europe for too long.

**guwapo_rocker** · 03-25-2015, 06:14 PM

I have booked our second annual, Kids and Dad, Hide Your Dorito's, Epic Road Trip, for the week this tour is
in our vicinity.

Our plans do not include Van Halen.

Not another dime boys, not another dime.

**twonabomber** · 03-25-2015, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by guwapo_rocker

I have booked our second annual, Kids and Dad, Hide Your Dorito's, Epic Road Trip, for the week this tour is
in our vicinity.

Our plans do not include Van Halen.

Not another dime boys, not another dime.

Tell everyone I said hello.

**Kristy** · 03-25-2015, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Never was

I don't pay for tickets.

This is his ticket:

**guwapo_rocker** · 03-25-2015, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by twonabomber

Tell everyone I said hello.

I will. We should all get together at some point.

**Kristy** · 03-25-2015, 06:45 PM

Leave Red Rocks er, red.

**Kristy** · 03-25-2015, 06:51 PM

Anyhoo, I'm really liking how F A T Eddie is looking these days:

He stopped smoking and started porking. Geddit?

(Christ, is she an Amazon or what?)

**BenJammin** · 03-25-2015, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by Kristy

(Christ, is she an Amazon or what?)

Not really, Ed's short and she's on heels, but she's a bit of a man-head.

**Kristy** · 03-25-2015, 07:17 PM

Looks like she would bitch slap him silly.

**vandeleur** · 03-25-2015, 07:29 PM

it looks like one of those face swap pics

**PETE'S BROTHER** · 03-25-2015, 07:37 PM

her adam's apple is bigger too

**Edwards3rdWife** · 03-25-2015, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan

No VA Beach, denied !!

Fuckers....

I feel ya, I'm going to have to drive at least 4-5 hours. My choices are Raleigh, Charlotte or Tampa. Raleigh is closer, but I love me some Tampa .....

**Edwards3rdWife** · 03-25-2015, 08:09 PM

Who the hell is Kenny Wayne Shepherd ? Country ? If I have to sit and listen to a country music set I will not be happy.

**twonabomber** · 03-25-2015, 08:18 PM

Blues.

**Kristy** · 03-25-2015, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by Edwards3rdWife

Who the hell is Kenny Wayne Shepherd ? Country ? If I have to sit and listen to a country music set I will not be happy.

You really need to get out more.

Kenny Wayne will most likely be there to sort out the VH white trash so the bouncers know who to boot before F A T Eddie takes the stage.

Duh!?

**Nickdfresh** · 03-25-2015, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Dave's Bitch

When was the last time Van Halen played in Europe?. I'm sure they would do pretty ok, if for nothing else than the fact they will not come back again

I think Van Hagar opened for Bon Jovi or something. The last real classic Van Halen show was in September of 1984 in Germany IIRC

**Nickdfresh** · 03-25-2015, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by guwapo_rocker

I have booked our second annual, Kids and Dad, Hide Your Dorito's, Epic Road Trip, for the week this tour is
in our vicinity.

Our plans do not include Van Halen.

Not another dime boys, not another dime.

Awe, c'mon! We can ride the Viper at Darien Lake with the breeze blowing through your hair!!

**Kristy** · 03-25-2015, 08:28 PM

Suddenly, we're back to 1985

*sigh*

**Whorehey** · 03-25-2015, 08:35 PM

https://www.yahoo.com/news/van-halen...084852704.html

Whoever put the photo with this story is fucking stoopid...

**DLR Bridge** · 03-25-2015, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by guwapo_rocker

Not another dime boys, not another dime.

That'll learn'em.

**Edwards3rdWife** · 03-25-2015, 09:29 PM

Boring

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