Official July 5 Seattle, WA, White River Amphitheatre Meetup/Review Thread

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Official July 5 Seattle, WA, White River Amphitheatre Meetup/Review Thread

Remember when trolls had a little bit of fucking wit or bite?

nope.

[FORD]

Dude - you better have a bulletproof vest if you're going out at nite wearing a hoodie.

Well... he is in Florida. Probably should also avoid carrying Skittles

[WARF]

Remember when trolls had a little bit of fucking wit or bite?

This stuff is so fucking boring, it's like reading some YouTube comments from an angry 14 year old who can't get to 1st base with a human.

A lot of people forget you were once a premiere league troll.

Remember that FAT board you terrorized 12/13 years ago?

This was during the aol messenger years of supermodeldoug and sgtsling...

[WARF]

Remember when FORD had FORD COUNTRY it was a little message board hosted by the Roth Army I believe.

I guess it would have been the ORIGINAL front line...

[Seshmeister]

A lot of people forget you were once a premiere league troll.

Remember that FAT board you terrorized 12/13 years ago?

This was during the aol messenger years of supermodeldoug and sgtsling...

Not too surprisingly there seemed to be a supply and demand issue on the morbidly obese websites whereby there was a shortage of male 'feeders' for the hoards of enormous ladies so you and I were quickly hot property.

There was also the Michael Jackson board, the pagan board or tricking priests to say the word cock on the catholic message boards??

We were very childish but at least there was some genuine fun in it...

[WARF]

I was 21 years old then... Lol

Everyone here was around 30...

Now it's mostly a 40 something crowd... With ZahZoo being the oldest member at age 73....

[Seshmeister]

I think I'm the youngest Webmaster unless you count Sarge.

The next ten years could be tough when this crowd hits the mid 50s heart attack years...

[78/84 guy]

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I also wonder what hell happened between 2007 and 2015 with Dave.

It's only a 7 year span, but on the '07-'08 tour he was still acting like a bonafide rock god onstage --- the Liberace jackets rubbed some people the wrong way, but the bare chest and low-register vocals were making a lot of decent-looking MILFs get dewy in the nether regions (watch some of the YouTube video for proof).

Suddenly in 2012 he's pushing the vocal cords into cat-fucking frequency, and shuffling around like a drunk NASCAR Dad at a country bar. Bragging about Rusty the Mutt and Wolf's sex life is a surefire way to clog up a MILF's vagina with cobwebs.

What happened to the pussy-smashing, cocky sum-a-bitch we grew up watching ??

He got old !!

[Terry]

The next ten years could be tough when this crowd hits the mid 50s heart attack years...

If you say that again...man, the next time I run into you, you better fuckin' be wearing a cup!!!!

Oh, shit...wait just a minute, here (heavy breathing)...I shouldn't yell so loud (tingling in chest)...I feel woozy (numbness in left arm)...just gotta get to my heart pills (clutches chest, gasping)

[78/84 guy]

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He got old !!

I thought he sounded good on some of the Concord show. Is there hope ??

[Never was]

Dave historically starts tours weaker. The difference is when younger you can get away with it more and get in shape quicker.
I know back in the blue grass period he was rehearsing a ton. He worked a ton going into 2007. He will struggle vocally but if he rehearsed more now with the band it would help him a lot. I get managing time and blow ups of personality but older we get we physically have to work harder.

[philouze]

He rehearsed a lot in 2007 because he had A LOT to lose...
Now, he's taken it for granted and he doesn't give a shit anymore. As usual, Roth being Roth.

He sounded better on the Portland and Concord gigs.. Let's hope he'll stick to it. He's gay, nonetheless. But that's nothing he should be ashamed of.. Now that the Obummer administration FORCED gay marriage.. Oh, that's another thing.. I'll leave at that.

Enjoy your weekend, soccer moms.. "Might as well dump"