YOUR 2015 Van Halen Tour Setlist

[WARF]

humbelay zeebalay humbelay zeebelay zibbity bop!!!!!

[Kristy]

This is probably what they'll do (LOL)...

As Is

Never heard it, or if I have then did my best to forget it.

Hot For Teacher

Too MTV so...ghey

Sinner's Swing

Interesting. Tell me MORE! Give it to me, baby! Give it to me hard!

Running With The Devil

Really? Predictable, I suppose.

She's The Woman

Um, okay. Sure

Unchained

Rather pass on this seeing Roth sings like a Gitmo prisoner undergoing a waterboarding procedure. Pass. Good one, though.

Big River

Never heard. So that's ghey, too.

Drop Dead Legs

Sexist MTV 80's shit. Seeing this is probably Eddie's "coolest" riff I'll let it slide

Dance The Night Away

Maybe if they played it ABBA/disco style where Dave gyrates his pelvis then maybe.

Everybody Wants Some

I sure as shit don't. So yeah, ghey.

Light Up The Sky

I would have to be on some really kick-ass weed to enjoy this one.

Little Guitars

Tolerable. If there is more Eddie and less Dave on this one.

In A Simple Rhyme

Without the original F A T bass player on vocal? Pass

Cathedral

Cathedroll

House Of Pain

Well, I do like some BDSM from time to time so yeah, cool

Feel Your Love Tonight

More sexist shit

Beats Workin'

Another one I really don't care for.

(Into a Three Twins showcase instrumental with individual solos incorporated)
Flex
Jump
Stay Frosty

Encore 1
Panama

Encore 2
I'm The One

That should be the entire concert right there.

[Von Halen]

Well, I do like some BDSM from time to time so yeah, cool

Do you like to get punched in your balls?

[vandeleur]

Do you like to get punched in your balls?

Hahaha

[DLR Bridge]

The original album cover to Spinal Tap's Smell The Glove was sexist. VH songs? Not so much.

[Seshmeister]

.....

[Kristy]

Old. That's been used before, Sesh.

[DLR Bridge]

I believe it was in response to my response indirectly intended for you that you apparently didn't read.

[fryingdutchman]

I believe it was in response to my response indirectly intended for you that you apparently didn't read.

[ZahZoo]

Old. That's been used before, Sesh.

Old & used... I'll bet it's still got a few good uses in it...

[chefcraig]

Old. That's been used before, Sesh.

Old & used... I'll bet it's still got a few good uses in it...

No kidding. Contrary to popular myth, ya do not age with learned wisdom. In fact, you succumb to the inevitable fact that guys (at least me) get dumber with each sunset.

Anybody know where I left the fucking tv remote?

[ZahZoo]

No kidding. Contrary to popular myth, ya do not age with learned wisdom. In fact, you succumb to the inevitable fact that guys (at least me) get dumber with each sunset.

Anybody know where I left the fucking tv remote?

What's a real pisser... you punch the "Locate Remote" button and the damn thing starts beeping... but your hearing and directional software in your brain isn't what it used to be and you still can't find the damn remote... and it won't quit fucking beeping!!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Feel Your Love Tonight....

Feelings! A video posted by Wolf Van Halen (@wolfvanhalen) on May 13, 2015 at 2:34pm PDT

[Von Halen]

Anybody know where I left the fucking tv remote?

You should attach one of these to it. https://buy.thetrackr.com/?locale=en

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Dirty Movies....

Vibrations. A video posted by Wolf Van Halen (@wolfvanhalen) on Jun 15, 2015 at 2:41pm PDT