Willie Nelson Is Launching His Own Brand of Weed

[ELVIS]

You'd see he's doing both if you bothered to look into it...

[Phil theStalker]

oH MMmY gOD!/! I fOrGOT AbOOT dA wiLLiE wEED!/!!/!!!

[Kristy]

It's subpar weed. I've smoked a lot of his sour diesel and its not that great. In fact, the only time I smoke that shit is when the local weed store is sold out of everything else I like so they sell you this Willie shit for cheap. And it is cheap.

[Phil theStalker]

It's subpar weed. I've smoked a lot of his sour diesel and its not that great. In fact, the only time I smoke that shit is when the local weed store is sold out of everything else I like so they sell you this Willie shit for cheap. And it is cheap.

aFF u cAN sTiLL gEt HiGH oN aNY wEed U hAv/N"T sMoOkeD eNufF!/!

kEeP smOoKiNG...TiLL YeR nUmB...

[Kristy]

Why? "Willie Weed" is shit weed.

[FORD]