Russian Analyst Calls For Nuclear Attack on Yellowstone National Park

[Seshmeister]

So you speak for America now?

That would be a dark day...

[ELVIS]

Maybe to an evil lover like yourself...

But I'm part of the light of the world...

"Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hid. Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven."

[Nickdfresh]

Sesh, why do you hate Yellowstone? Is it that twat Yogi Bear?

[Nickdfresh]

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But I'm part of the light of the world...

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Um, no dude, you really aren't...

You'd quote your selective, misappropriated and mistranslated scripture to justify your job guarding a concentration camp...

[Seshmeister]

Sesh, why do you hate Yellowstone? Is it that twat Yogi Bear?

I have a problem with any guy that chooses to wear a tie but no pants.

[Nickdfresh]

I have a problem with any guy that chooses to wear a tie but no pants.

Most bears that Elvis knows wear leather chaps

[Nitro Express]

Maybe to an evil lover like yourself...

But I'm part of the light of the world...

"Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hid. Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven."

[ELVIS]

I have a problem with any guy that chooses to wear a tie but no pants.

So you put a male frog jacking him off ??

[ELVIS]

Um, no dude, you really aren't...

Ummm...

Yes I am !!

In Jesus' MIGHTY name !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ELVIS]

That's awesome !!

Thanks...

[ELVIS]

Dang, this is cool...



Thanks again, Nitro...

[FORD]

Strategically speaking, the idea of letting nature do most of the dirty work for you would make some sense, but that doesn't take in to account all the US warheads still aimed at Russia, which would obviously be launched as soon as any missiles left commie-land. The old "mutual assured destruction" theory of the Cold War still applies. And while Pooty Poot isn't entirely sane, he's not nearly as crazy as Alex Jones fiction writers think he is.

[ELVIS]

The old "mutual assured destruction" theory of the Cold War still applies.

No it doesn't...

Cooler heads no longer prevail, especially in this corrupt country...

[Seshmeister]

The old "mutual assured destruction" theory of the Cold War still applies.

It does to a point but it doesn't apply if we ever have lunatics or very religious people in charge.

[ELVIS]

What are you not afraid of ??