The Roth Army Cretins From 1985

[Kristy]

Appreciation, indeed!



Look! There's Von, Sesh, Angel, and Sensible Shoes.



Von & Angel



Donnie, Ford & Sesh



"Webmaster" Sesh.



Von on his way to another white trash concert



Ford learning about the BCE!

[ELVIS]

And here's Krusty...

[DONNIEP]

I will have you know I've had blond hair my entire life. I'd set my head on fire if my hair was black.

[Seshmeister]

I was a child in 1985...

[ELVIS]

And then you bought a David Lee Roth website when you became a middle aged homo...

[Seshmeister]

You are like a humor black hole, lighten up Francis.

Homo? This is 2015...

[ELVIS]

Well, what's the 2015 term for homo ??

[Seshmeister]

I can't be bothered with this.

[ELVIS]

I told you before dude...

I'll Paypal you fifty bucks and you can walk away from this site altogether...

[DONNIEP]

Well, what's the 2015 term for homo ??

That's a good question. Cause these young kids these days use words that mean absolutely nothing but they seem to think they mean something. Take the word beast, for example. The youth of today seem to think it means to top someone else. As in "Ooh, beast that!" What the fuck does that even mean? And don't even get me started on ratchet. Apparently it means run down, crappy. I swear, I think there's some rapper with a speech impediment who was saying "beat that" or "that's wretched" and these idiot teenagers think he invented new words.

[vandeleur]

That's a good question. Cause these young kids these days use words that mean absolutely nothing but they seem to think they mean something. Take the word beast, for example. The youth of today seem to think it means to top someone else. As in "Ooh, beast that!" What the fuck does that even mean? And don't even get me started on ratchet. Apparently it means run down, crappy. I swear, I think there's some rapper with a speech impediment who was saying "beat that" or "that's wretched" and these idiot teenagers think he invented new words.

Dont hang about with warf then

[DONNIEP]

I told you before dude...

I'll Paypal you fifty bucks and you can walk away from this site altogether...

I'll top that - 75 American dollars! But Sesh has to throw in a couple of Roth Army shirts and a can hugger.

[Whorehey]

Well, what's the 2015 term for homo ??

Donut puncher?

[DONNIEP]

Dont hang about with warf then

No, Warf speaks English. It's only after 2 in the morning that the conversations get weird. But I'm just as much to blame. After 5 minutes the conversation turns into two Ric Flairs trying to out Wooooooooooooooooooo!! each other. Ah, I blame the drink.

[Kristy]

Hey, Donnie.


Hazy day today. Strange hazy. T'was like being high again.

[DONNIEP]

Hey, Donnie.


Hazy day today. Strange hazy. T'was like being high again.

Hazy but nice. I like it. Let's go to Macy's and talk about how ugly the clothes are while we drink expensive coffee.

[Kristy]

They sell Victorinox there. And sometimes they have great deals on bedding.


Think there is a corporate Starbarfs near there. (To the left...?)

[vandeleur]

We had sunshine today, I can see why people like it in other counties.

[DONNIEP]

They sell Victorinox there. And sometimes they have great deals on bedding.


Think there is a corporate Starbarfs near there. (To the left...?)

Well if they sell Victorinox then they can't be all bad. And I guess I can drink an overpriced iced triple something from Starbarfs. Besides, it's the company - not the coffee.

[DONNIEP]

We had sunshine today, I can see why people like it in other counties.

It's awesome! Down here it's spring or summer about 9 months out of the year and I love it. Of course, if you move here we'll have to introduce you to the sunlight gradually. Like a mole. But after a year or so your skin will tan up nicely and your eyes will adjust. Plus, I know this guy that sells the highest of high end shades and he'll hook you up.

[Kristy]

I blame Obama for the haze.

[DONNIEP]

I blame Obama for the haze.

Even I don't think he's got that much hot air in him, lol.

You need to come to the South. I'll even buy you a Patek. A "previously loved" Patek, but a Patek nonetheless.

[ELVIS]

And sometimes they have great deals on bedding.

You need a bed first...

[Kristy]

So says the chronic unemployed who lives off his wife's welfare check.

[Kristy]

Even I don't think he's got that much hot air in him, lol.

You need to come to the South. I'll even buy you a Patek. A "previously loved" Patek, but a Patek nonetheless.

One problemo: weed will never be legal in the south.

[ELVIS]

Why does it have to be legal, weed grows like weeds here...

[ELVIS]

So says the chronic unemployed who lives off his wife's welfare check.

Shut up with your tired BS...

You're jealous that I actually have a life...

[DONNIEP]

One problemo: weed will never be legal in the south.

Not a problem. I know a few people.

[Kristy]

What is your life? Please expound on that.

Because it looks to me you spend 24/7 here being an antagonizing troll.

[Kristy]

Not a problem. I know a few people.

Do they also sell "shades"?

[ELVIS]

Because it looks to me you spend 24/7 here being an antagonizing troll.

Just to piss you off...

[ELVIS]

Do they also sell "shades"?

I should of quoted your corporate post before you changed it, retard...

[DONNIEP]

Do they also sell "shades"?

No, that would be me, actually. And not just shades, but that's our little secret.

[Kristy]

Just to piss you off...

Not really. I used to feel sorry for you because it's more than evident that you suffer from emotional and mental issues but since you take zero effort in trying to improve the quality of your miserable, shitty life I, like many others on here, really don't give a shit what you say or do.

[Kristy]

No, that would be me, actually. And not just shades, but that's our little secret.

So...what's the UV "percentage" we're talking here?

[Von Halen]

Not really. I used to feel sorry for you because it's more than evident that you suffer from emotional and mental issues but since you take zero effort in trying to improve the quality of your miserable, shitty life I, like many others on here, really don't give a shit what you say or do.

If I come to the Red Rocks show, I'm going to improve the quality of your life.

[Kristy]

Yeah, like you came here to ski.

Go back to humping your gun.

[vandeleur]

If I come to the Red Rocks show, I'm going to improve the quality of your life.

obviously pics or it didnt will apply

[Kristy]

No need for that. Von has never been more than two blocks from his cozy, suburban home.

[ELVIS]

I used to feel sorry for you...

How 'bout you get a life and stop worrying about what I'm doing, loser...