The Roth Army Cretins From 1985

[Kristy]

Again, with your perpetual retardation.

Seriously, do set out to fail at thriving in life?

[Von Halen]

Yeah, like you came here to ski.

Nope, didn't make it out to ski last year, or this year. But if I were to see one show on this tour, Red Rocks would be it. Will you pick me up at the airport?

[DONNIEP]

So...what's the UV "percentage" we're talking here?

95 - 100% is what my optometrist told me when she tested them. And we're talking glass, polycarbonate, and full polarized lenses. You'd be surprised how well even cheapies absorb UV.

[ELVIS]

Again, with your perpetual retardation.

Seriously, do set out to fail at thriving in life?

You and faruck should join forces and be writers...

[DONNIEP]

Nope, didn't make it out to ski last year, or this year. But if I were to see one show on this tour, Red Rocks would be it. Will you pick me up at the airport?

Yes, Kristy and I will be glad to pick you up at the airport.

[Kristy]

Nope, didn't make it out to ski last year, or this year. But if I were to see one show on this tour, Red Rocks would be it. Will you pick me up at the airport?

Fuck you. You made fun of my car.


So fuck you.

[Kristy]

95 - 100% is what my optometrist told me when she tested them...

Wait a minnie, you optometrist tests your glasses for you?

[Von Halen]

Fuck you. You made fun of my car.


So fuck you.

So what? You made fun of my dick, but I'll still fuck you with it.

I would tell you to rent a car, but you already drive a rental car.

[Kristy]

Wrong, assbreath. It's a lease.

And you have no dick. I was being nice.

Surprised your white trash dog and pony did not sell out?
http://redrocksonline.com/event/329796

[ELVIS]

I would tell you to rent a car, but you already drive a rental car.

uhhhuhuhuhuh uu hhuhuh uhuhuh hu...

[DONNIEP]

Wait a minnie, you optometrist tests your glasses for you?

She did. I called, she said she has a UV meter and I took several different styles to her and she tested them. And no, it wasn't covered under my insurance

[Von Halen]

Wrong, assbreath. It's a lease.

I like your car. I'll send you my itinerary.

And you have no dick. I was being nice.

How ironic would it be if I didn't have a dick, and you did? You can make fun of mine all you want, but it's never failed to satisfy me.

Surprised your white trash dog and pony did not sell out?
http://redrocksonline.com/event/329796

Good seats left, at fairly good prices. Interesting. I'd be lying if I said I was surprised these shows aren't selling out. I hope the scalpers take a bath on this tour.

Did you get your ticket Kristy? If not, wait, so we can sit together. I'm pretty sure Curtlingus is coming too, and so is Flamma.

[Kristy]

Well, there went the neighborhood.

[DONNIEP]

Well, there went the neighborhood.

Look at it like this: Von can probably get us backstage and we can toss doughnuts at Wolfie.

[Nickdfresh]

Well, what's the 2015 term for homo ??

"Elvis".

[vandeleur]

Nick d I dont know what time it is in nick dville but have you just got in from the boozer. You seem a bit beer bellicose

[DONNIEP]

Nick d I dont know what time it is in nick dville but have you just got in from the boozer. You seem a bit beer bellicose

Don't stop him now - he's on a roll! Angry Nick is the best Nick!

[LoungeMachine]

Shut up with your tired BS...

You're jealous that I actually have a life...

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

kristy and elvus should drink poisun stupid cunts