Band Maid

[Kristy]

Fuck him. The shit F A T boy pulled on me will always make him fair game.

He can go post his jerk off fantasies elsewhere.

Meanwhile, here's a Brownie Button for you.

[TFM_Dale]

Fuck him. The shit F A T boy pulled on me will always make him fair game.

He can go post his jerk off fantasies elsewhere.

Meanwhile, here's a Brownie Button for you.

You are both plenty smart enough to insult each other without wishing Ill will towards each other. That is all I am saying. I'll take my brownie button now, thanks.

[Anonymous]

Kirsty aint mean she just says shit , but donniep with his constant begging to be a mod gets on my fuzzy tits

Yeah, Donnie Pee Pee is TEH WURST!

Always flaunting his Wall Street money on everybody's face, what the fuck? Top-down convertible rider, Rolex wearing motherfucker.

Do you... do you have fuzzy tits? Would you mind if I... that is... well, can I see them?

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Kirsty aint mean she just says shit , but donniep with his constant begging to be a mod gets on my fuzzy tits

Make me a MOD! Make me an ADMIN!!!! Sell me the board!!! Sesh - you blobberdy soddy knob - I'll give you 37 American dollars right now for this place! Then I'm gonna paint it pink and slap a bunch of flowers on it and lock every single one of you in our newest forum: The Bath House!

Then I'll give myself edit permissions for MY chatbox and I'll fuck with all your chats. And everybody gets a Freddie Mercury avatar - each one more gayer than the next. And I'm gonna have Dreams or some shit playing on the main page plus there will be more ads on this board than you can imagine - everything from bacon to weight loss supplements to little blue pecker pills! I got big plans for this place!

[vandeleur]

somebody say bacon

[PETE'S BROTHER]

bacon tomorrow...get ready

[DONNIEP]

somebody say bacon

Oh we'll have bacon by the truckload here. Plus we'll have a surprise guest member every week - most likely it'll be Sammy since he likes to talk about VH more than any of us do but you'll take it and goddamn it you'll like it!

[vandeleur]

Yeah, Donnie Pee Pee is TEH WURST!

Always flaunting his Wall Street money on everybody's face, what the fuck? Top-down convertible rider, Rolex wearing motherfucker.

Do you... do you have fuzzy tits? Would you mind if I... that is... well, can I see them?

Cheers!

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[VetteLS5]

my fuzzy tits

Do those come with a nudger shadow?

[vandeleur]

Do those come with a nudger shadow?

on a good day

[Anonymous]

make me a mod! Make me an admin!!!! Sell me the board!!! Sesh - you blobberdy soddy knob - i'll give you 37 american dollars right now for this place! Then i'm gonna paint it pink and slap a bunch of flowers on it and lock every single one of you in our newest forum: The bath house!

Then i'll give myself edit permissions for my chatbox and i'll fuck with all your chats. And everybody gets a freddie mercury avatar - each one more gayer than the next. And i'm gonna have dreams or some shit playing on the main page plus there will be more ads on this board than you can imagine - everything from bacon to weight loss supplements to little blue pecker pills! I got big plans for this place!

VOTE DONNIE!

















Cheers!

[Anonymous]

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AAAAHHHHH!!!

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

VOTE DONNIE!




Cheers!

That guy looks gayer than Warf on a Friday nite!

[Anonymous]

Look deep into his eyes on the left, there... he wants you. He wants you BAD.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Look deep into his eyes on the left, there... he wants you. He wants you BAD.

Cheers!

Are you talking about Kip Winger?? Because one glance in his direction is enough to have you slapping rainbow stickers all over the back of your car. Now, where's my cut off shorts and halter top...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Are you talking about Kip Winger?? Because one glance in his direction is enough to have you slapping rainbow stickers all over the back of your car. Now, where's my cut off shorts and halter top...

vandy has them...

[DONNIEP]

vandy has them...

I hope not. Last time he borrowed them he shat himself on the way home from the bar.

[Anonymous]

Oh, my...

Cheers!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Oh, my...

Cheers!

you know that is lounge, right?

[DONNIEP]

Oh, my...

Cheers!

NOOOOO!!! It's too late - you done turned gay! Oh well, you might as well embrace it - move to Key West and get a boyfriend.

[DONNIEP]

you know that is lounge, right?

If it is then I take back everything I ever said about him. ME YOW!!

[vandeleur]

He has fuzzy tits

[DONNIEP]

He has fuzzy tits

Oh no - Kip's done turned Vandy gay too! It's like the zombie virus - before long everybody's gonna have it!

[binnie]

I'm away for a day and you guys drop a ton of acid and shit?

[DONNIEP]

I'm away for a day and you guys drop a ton of acid and shit?

Embrace your inner Winger!!

[binnie]

Embrace your inner Winger!!

I'd have to be on acid to enjoy Winger. 'In The Heart of The Young' should have been called 'Up The Ass of the Shit'.

(Sorry Lounge)

[LoungeMachine]

Fuck him. The shit F A T boy pulled on me will always make him fair game.

He can go post his jerk off fantasies elsewhere.

Too easy......

[Anonymous]

I'd have to be on acid to enjoy Winger. 'In The Heart of The Young' should have been called 'Up The Ass of the Shit'.

But have you looked deep into the Eyes of the Winger?

Do it! It'll unleash your inner beast.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

I'd have to be on acid to enjoy Winger. 'In The Heart of The Young' should have been called 'Up The Ass of the Shit'.

Kip Winger did not die upon the cross for you to spout that nonsense! That's it - you ain't gettin into Hogwartz when you die!

[LoungeMachine]

Speaking of Kenni's fantasies.....

[binnie]

But have you looked deep into the Eyes of the Winger?

Do it! It'll unleash your inner beast.

Cheers!

I tried to look into the eyes of The Winger, but in my mind all I could hear were Beavis and Butthead telling me how bad an idea it was

Uhhuuhhuuhuhuuhhu

[Anonymous]

Kip Winger did not die upon the cross for you to spout that nonsense! That's it - you ain't gettin into Hogwartz when you die!

Well, it's about time someone likened Kip to Jesus.

Now let's start a religion around him & be done with it. After all, we've done pretty much everything else.

Cheers!

[LoungeMachine]

I actually know someone who booked Kip Winger recently....

Said he was actually a humble, down to earth guy with a self-depricating sense of humor.

[vandeleur]

Are we wingerologists or wingerians ? It's important for tax purposes

[binnie]

Thou shalt write songs with keyboard parts

Thou shalt make playing bass uncool

Thou shalt be a pretentious version of Bon Jovi

Thou shalt have a preppy name which could equally be applied to a pet.

[Anonymous]

I tried to look into the eyes of The Winger, but in my mind all I could hear were Beavis and Butthead telling me how bad an idea it was

Uhhuuhhuuhuhuuhhu

HEATHEN!

You shall burn in... huh... well, whatever is Kip Winger's hell. I'll have to come up with it, first. Stay tuned!

Note: Any joke built around "listening to Kip Winger IS hell" shall be dealt with brute force. You have been warned.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

I actually know someone who booked Kip Winger recently....

Said he was actually a humble, down to earth guy with a self-depricating sense of humor.

And has a band full of kick ass musicians. And really nice hair.

[binnie]

I actually know someone who booked Kip Winger recently....

Said he was actually a humble, down to earth guy with a self-depricating sense of humor.

Modesty has never been your strong suit, has it?

Oh, and you left out the part about having a tiny penis.....

[binnie]

HEATHEN!

You shall burn in... huh... well, whatever is Kip Winger's hell.

It is called Seattle.

[DONNIEP]

Thou shalt write songs with keyboard parts

Thou shalt make playing bass uncool

Thou shalt be a pretentious version of Bon Jovi

Thou shalt have a preppy name which could equally be applied to a pet.

Blasphemer! You need to read your scriptures and go put on your Winger tour t shirt and hope He didn't hear that!