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    Fuck him. The shit F A T boy pulled on me will always make him fair game.

    He can go post his jerk off fantasies elsewhere.

    Meanwhile, here's a Brownie Button for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Fuck him. The shit F A T boy pulled on me will always make him fair game.

    He can go post his jerk off fantasies elsewhere.

    Meanwhile, here's a Brownie Button for you.
    You are both plenty smart enough to insult each other without wishing Ill will towards each other. That is all I am saying. I'll take my brownie button now, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Kirsty aint mean she just says shit , but donniep with his constant begging to be a mod gets on my fuzzy tits
    Yeah, Donnie Pee Pee is TEH WURST!

    Always flaunting his Wall Street money on everybody's face, what the fuck? Top-down convertible rider, Rolex wearing motherfucker.

    Do you... do you have fuzzy tits? Would you mind if I... that is... well, can I see them?

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Kirsty aint mean she just says shit , but donniep with his constant begging to be a mod gets on my fuzzy tits
    Make me a MOD! Make me an ADMIN!!!! Sell me the board!!! Sesh - you blobberdy soddy knob - I'll give you 37 American dollars right now for this place! Then I'm gonna paint it pink and slap a bunch of flowers on it and lock every single one of you in our newest forum: The Bath House!

    Then I'll give myself edit permissions for MY chatbox and I'll fuck with all your chats. And everybody gets a Freddie Mercury avatar - each one more gayer than the next. And I'm gonna have Dreams or some shit playing on the main page plus there will be more ads on this board than you can imagine - everything from bacon to weight loss supplements to little blue pecker pills! I got big plans for this place!
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.


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    somebody say bacon
    fuck your fucking framing

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    bacon tomorrow...get ready
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    somebody say bacon
    Oh we'll have bacon by the truckload here. Plus we'll have a surprise guest member every week - most likely it'll be Sammy since he likes to talk about VH more than any of us do but you'll take it and goddamn it you'll like it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Yeah, Donnie Pee Pee is TEH WURST!

    Always flaunting his Wall Street money on everybody's face, what the fuck? Top-down convertible rider, Rolex wearing motherfucker.

    Do you... do you have fuzzy tits? Would you mind if I... that is... well, can I see them?

    Cheers!
    download.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    my fuzzy tits
    Do those come with a nudger shadow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VetteLS5 View Post
    Do those come with a nudger shadow?
    on a good day

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    Quote Originally Posted by donniep View Post
    make me a mod! Make me an admin!!!! Sell me the board!!! Sesh - you blobberdy soddy knob - i'll give you 37 american dollars right now for this place! Then i'm gonna paint it pink and slap a bunch of flowers on it and lock every single one of you in our newest forum: The bath house!

    Then i'll give myself edit permissions for my chatbox and i'll fuck with all your chats. And everybody gets a freddie mercury avatar - each one more gayer than the next. And i'm gonna have dreams or some shit playing on the main page plus there will be more ads on this board than you can imagine - everything from bacon to weight loss supplements to little blue pecker pills! I got big plans for this place!
    VOTE DONNIE!

















    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    AAAAHHHHH!!!

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    VOTE DONNIE!




    Cheers!
    That guy looks gayer than Warf on a Friday nite!

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    Look deep into his eyes on the left, there... he wants you. He wants you BAD.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Look deep into his eyes on the left, there... he wants you. He wants you BAD.

    Cheers!
    Are you talking about Kip Winger?? Because one glance in his direction is enough to have you slapping rainbow stickers all over the back of your car. Now, where's my cut off shorts and halter top...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Are you talking about Kip Winger?? Because one glance in his direction is enough to have you slapping rainbow stickers all over the back of your car. Now, where's my cut off shorts and halter top...
    vandy has them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    vandy has them...
    I hope not. Last time he borrowed them he shat himself on the way home from the bar.

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    Oh, my...

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post


    Oh, my...

    Cheers!
    you know that is lounge, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post


    Oh, my...

    Cheers!
    NOOOOO!!! It's too late - you done turned gay! Oh well, you might as well embrace it - move to Key West and get a boyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    you know that is lounge, right?
    If it is then I take back everything I ever said about him. ME YOW!!

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    He has fuzzy tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    He has fuzzy tits
    Oh no - Kip's done turned Vandy gay too! It's like the zombie virus - before long everybody's gonna have it!

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    I'm away for a day and you guys drop a ton of acid and shit?
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    I'm away for a day and you guys drop a ton of acid and shit?
    Embrace your inner Winger!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Embrace your inner Winger!!
    I'd have to be on acid to enjoy Winger. 'In The Heart of The Young' should have been called 'Up The Ass of the Shit'.

    (Sorry Lounge)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Fuck him. The shit F A T boy pulled on me will always make him fair game.

    He can go post his jerk off fantasies elsewhere.


    Too easy......
    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    I'd have to be on acid to enjoy Winger. 'In The Heart of The Young' should have been called 'Up The Ass of the Shit'.
    But have you looked deep into the Eyes of the Winger?

    Do it! It'll unleash your inner beast.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    I'd have to be on acid to enjoy Winger. 'In The Heart of The Young' should have been called 'Up The Ass of the Shit'.
    Kip Winger did not die upon the cross for you to spout that nonsense! That's it - you ain't gettin into Hogwartz when you die!

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    Speaking of Kenni's fantasies.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    But have you looked deep into the Eyes of the Winger?

    Do it! It'll unleash your inner beast.

    Cheers!
    I tried to look into the eyes of The Winger, but in my mind all I could hear were Beavis and Butthead telling me how bad an idea it was

    Uhhuuhhuuhuhuuhhu

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Kip Winger did not die upon the cross for you to spout that nonsense! That's it - you ain't gettin into Hogwartz when you die!
    Well, it's about time someone likened Kip to Jesus.

    Now let's start a religion around him & be done with it. After all, we've done pretty much everything else.

    Cheers!

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    I actually know someone who booked Kip Winger recently....

    Said he was actually a humble, down to earth guy with a self-depricating sense of humor.


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    Are we wingerologists or wingerians ? It's important for tax purposes

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    Thou shalt write songs with keyboard parts

    Thou shalt make playing bass uncool

    Thou shalt be a pretentious version of Bon Jovi

    Thou shalt have a preppy name which could equally be applied to a pet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    I tried to look into the eyes of The Winger, but in my mind all I could hear were Beavis and Butthead telling me how bad an idea it was

    Uhhuuhhuuhuhuuhhu
    HEATHEN!

    You shall burn in... huh... well, whatever is Kip Winger's hell. I'll have to come up with it, first. Stay tuned!

    Note: Any joke built around "listening to Kip Winger IS hell" shall be dealt with brute force. You have been warned.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    I actually know someone who booked Kip Winger recently....

    Said he was actually a humble, down to earth guy with a self-depricating sense of humor.

    And has a band full of kick ass musicians. And really nice hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    I actually know someone who booked Kip Winger recently....

    Said he was actually a humble, down to earth guy with a self-depricating sense of humor.

    Modesty has never been your strong suit, has it?

    Oh, and you left out the part about having a tiny penis.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    HEATHEN!

    You shall burn in... huh... well, whatever is Kip Winger's hell.
    It is called Seattle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Thou shalt write songs with keyboard parts

    Thou shalt make playing bass uncool

    Thou shalt be a pretentious version of Bon Jovi

    Thou shalt have a preppy name which could equally be applied to a pet.
    Blasphemer! You need to read your scriptures and go put on your Winger tour t shirt and hope He didn't hear that!

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