Malibu Kristy's Ghey Thread: NSFW : How Gay Is Binne (And The Rest Of You)

[vandeleur]

i zipped past the pic, cause i was at work , was there a shadow?

I think so , I ran away

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I think so , I ran away

i'm sure idonnowhatilick can tell us in detail

[Von Halen]

Yeah the ruling is we can't Von can

Nope, I can't. Sesh got mad at me.

But I did tell you that was a clit.

Are you mad at me too? Maybe you and the carrot can combine forces and rid this site of me, once and for all! Please fill out the attached form and send it to Sesh at your earliest convenience.

[binnie]

I've seen videos of The Ace Diamond Experience.

There is no way that metal is gay

[Von Halen]

Your friend is called dickhead

Yep. I ordered him a magazine subscription for his birthday, and I Dickhead and then his last name on the form. They actually called me to verify that was correct! When he got the first issue, he called and told me I was an asshole! Ha ha!

Maybe someday I'll grow up, and be mature like the carrot. I long for a dull boring existence.

[Von Halen]

There is no way that metal is gay

But the million dollar question is, are you gay?

[binnie]

But the million dollar question is, are you gay?

It's a dilemna: my wife doesn't know which way to turn!

[clarathecarrot]

Yep, over 50. Still an immature motherfucker, and always will be. But I sure am fun! $20k plus? Wrong. The majority of the work was done by myself, and my friend "Dickhead". Fuck, sorry. There goes that fucking immaturity again. I don't need any reimbursement for the advertising. I'm happy to do it. I didn't build it for anyone, but me. I can tell you, of all the cars and musclecars I've had over my lifetime, this one is far and away the most popular. When I take it out and about, it's unbelievable the amount of people that swarm to it. I've been offered well over $20k for it, but it's NOT FOR SALE! I can understand your jealousy though. If you had built it, I'd be envious too.



I have never once had a VH fan, or otherwise, say one word about it being overdone. In fact, the majority of people suggest additional tributes to the greatest American band in the history of rock and roll. By the way, I did make the CarrotCock© picture, but the original one I posted was a link from somewhere else. I'm sure you can figure it out, genius.

Come on Carrotboy©, repeat after me. "WE LOVE TRANNY PORN"! Say it with me Carrotboy©. Liberate yourself! You'll feel so much better about yourself! Don't worry, your mommy will still love you. You can do no wrong in her eyes!

Sorry free from the closet Von..I am really old fashioned when it comes to sharing what I call sexual interests..and I just only need a female form as a simple desire of my lust, all that sexual twist...just to complicated,,, I been there way back in highschool..I peaked early.

So, when I see behavior like yours and a few others around here it reminds me of teenage behaviors not really suited for a man of your age.

But, maybe you need that to get off...that is the issue.

Me, having to see your needs and how little ground you have gained in your quest for wisdom, bothers me.

...and isn't the best of behaviors...you are free ...and your social sexual abilities are limitless..enjoy yourself some more.

[vandeleur]

Nope, I can't. Sesh got mad at me.

But I did tell you that was a clit.

Are you mad at me too? Maybe you and the carrot can combine forces and rid this site of me, once and for all! Please fill out the attached form and send it to Sesh at your earliest convenience.

No my comments where meant as a joke I thought that's what we did here.

But hey post what you like I can always download tranny porn if I don't like what people post

[Von Halen]

Sorry free from the closet Von..I am really old fashioned when it comes to sharing what I call sexual interests..and I just only need a female form as a simple desire of my lust, all that sexual twist...just to complicated,,, I been there way back in highschool..I peaked early.

So, when I see behavior like yours and a few others around here it reminds me of teenage behaviors not really suited for a man of your age.

But, maybe you need that to get off...that is the issue.

Me, having to see your needs and how little ground you have gained in your quest for wisdom, bothers me.

...and isn't the best of behaviors...you are free ...and your social sexual abilities are limitless..enjoy yourself some more.

Thanks for your approval, again!

[clarathecarrot]

Thanks for your approval, again!

That is what you wanted when you posted the pic, approval...approval of your twisted behaviors.

You can write whatever you want once your out of the closet it is all for the world to see isn't that the objective of the metaphor..forcing your mind set on others, desperately needing approval....to justify your behavior.

It's a gay thing the only true reality of out of the closet..freedom from responsibility for deviant behaviors...at all costs..even integrity.

In this world of illusion you live in at least you can finally find peace...in the acceptance of others confirming your behaviors as normal for the times.

Thank you for confirming what the times we share are all about.

The future around here looks GREAT!

[binnie]

I think we can conclude that was actually a picture of Von......

[clarathecarrot]

No not Von some unfortunate victim of photoshop much like what went down during the revolution, of the interest in goat fucking a few years back.

I just want to know if The Kristy has enough info for that paper she is writing..I hope I could be of some help.

[Kristy]

Von is the reason why we can't have nice things around here.

[DONNIEP]

Everybody put on your dancing shoes!