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    Malibu Kristy's Ghey Thread: NSFW : How Gay Is Binne (And The Rest Of You)

    So there I was, downtown Denver when I saw what looked like two metal fans arguing with each other.

    One said to the other, “Hey, gay boy! You suck, you fucking gay fag! Get the fuck out of metal, you gay homo! Everything you do is huge gay!"

    Now I apologize if I continue to fail in my understanding of you metal fans, but what are you trying to say, exactly? Are you implying that all fans of metal bowl from the pavilion end? And are you saying that there is no place in for players of the pink oboe in the long-haired, tight leather and high-pitched screeching world of super-butch rock 'n' roll? Now unlike Jimmy Page, there’s an original thought.

    Now of course being an urban cosmopolitan sophisticate I am smugly aware that all pop music is as gay as a billion screamingly camp geese dressed in lilac spats and cheekily tilted day-glo green berets. Oh yes.

    Getting back to the shouting metal fan's illiterate epistle (do you think he was teased at school like the rest of you?) has inspired me to do some research. So I went on the internet to find out just how gay metal actually is, and more specifically – which is gayer – metal or Katy Perry? Kids, prepare to be shocked


    Type the words “gay” and “metal” into the Google search engine and you get 440,200 results. Type in “gay” and “heavy metal” and you get 2,360,000. Change “gay” to “taking it up the ass” and you get 174,000 – nearly all from metal fans screaming abuse at other metal fans in forums such as this. Meanwhile, "faggot” and “heavy metal” give us 116,000. Changing “faggot” to “queer” throws up 308,000. And “cocksucker” 45,000 (Hey, can any of you cretins spell “obsessed”?)

    “Shitstabber” gives us 10,000 results but “shirtlifter” reveals the fact that there actually is a band called Shirtlifter! Brilliant! Problem is, they’re not actually metal. Boo! Typing in the phrase “homo-metal”, however, reveals the existence of the gay metal bands Pink Steel and Man Hole. Not only that, it also uncovers a totally unreadable page entitled “THE BLASPHEMERS OF SODOM: "THE MORNING STAR" - AVENGING ALLAH ARCHANGEL OF CHRIST AND DRAGON NAZARENE CHRONICLE #666”. Which appears to be written by a drug-crazed madman who should definitely be given a recording contract whether he can play the guitar or not.

    It also leads you into the gimp-gloved claws of the sort of people who get their rocks off jack-hammering 9 inch nails through their penises presumably while listening to Rammstein who, as you know, are the gayest band ever.



    “Katy Perry" and “gay” only gives us 146,000 hits and a brilliant video but also reveals the existence of a gay Katy Perry scene and of a self-confessed Katy Perry fan called Jason Gay (who might or might not be straight). “Katy Perry” and “assbandit” give us 0 hits (which is a bit of a shock – surely there must be an metal band somewhere called Assbandit?). “Katy Perry” and “pink oboe”, however, gives us 20 hits (most clarinet tributes on YouTube) and reveal what seems to be an Katy Perry-orientated bondage club (more details, please!) Check video below.


    Combined with “indie” - “takes it up the ass” gives us 140,000 hits, “pillow biter” 3, “faggot “160,940, “queer” 300,700 and “bummer” 3, 200 (thanks largely to who, rather charmingly, don’t seem to have fully grasped the word’s full meaning).

    Conclusion? Metal wins – by a fluffy pink mile.

    We have a wiener, er, winner

    Now I am not saying that metal fans aren’t normal. Of course they are. Everyone knows that. Now according to market research carried out on behalf of sociology sexologists, about 35% of the male population have had a same-sex experience “to the point of orgasm”. If you add in non-orgasmic encounters then that figure reaches 54%. And if you then add in homosexual encounters that most people don’t realize are homosexual encounters (but are as gay as fuck when you actually think about it, like stripping half-naked and writhing about with other sweat-soaked men at a metal gig, for instance) then our figure reaches a staggering 98%!

    Which means, of course, that not only is metal gay, but that the words “gay" and “metal” are, for all practical purposes, entirely interchangeable and that being gay/metal is, in fact, normal. Which obviously means that if you’re not a homosexual heavy metal fan then you’re some kind of sick-in-the-head fucking pervert. Oh hang on, the metal kids are arguring again:

    “Hey, straight boy! You suck, you fucking straight clit-sucker! Get the fuck out of metal, you straight hetero! Everything you do is straight! You are a huge straight! Straight straight straight straight straight straight!

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    You miss Elvis, don't you?
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    If you miss Elvis then the terrorists win.

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    Will you fucking quit it with the Manowar Anthology cover low-blow?

    I have already explained to you that they were trying to go for this look:



    Of course, it didn't come out quite right, so the end result was... not exactly what they hoped for.



    I even admitted on not purchasing this album based on the cover. It took me a while... I kept going from "I already have all the songs, I don't need them again. Besides, look at that cover" to "Yeah, but it's a Manowar album I don't own, I NEED that shit" & back to "Yeah, but look at that cover!"

    It's not easy to pull of Barbarian look without looking like a complete prat or a very homosexual person. You have to understand that. Sure, Schwarzenegger pulled it off on both Conan films...



    ... well, if you watch them, he never really looks THIS gay in the films proper. Maybe it has something to do with movement, I don't know.

    My point is, I understand the INTENTION. Despite the end result.

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    And you see absolutely nothing in gay in any of that?

    Nothing? Nothing at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    And you see absolutely nothing in gay in any of that?

    Nothing? Nothing at all?
    Re-read my post. I admitted that the end result may be a bit... dodgy, but that was NOT the intention. They were going for the Conan look in the first picture. Which is not gay at all. It's a very heterosexual picture.

    It just doesn't translate that well to reality. I'm just saying you have to realise what they were going for. Their intentions. And not what really happened.

    Look, it's complicated, alright? Anyway, why do we have to keep putting labels on things? Music isn't gay or hetero. Music is just music. You can make sweet, sweet love with anyone or anything while listening to any kind of music. It has no effect on what you are listening, even if what you are listening to may have an effect on you.

    When I listen to Judas Priest, Queen, Manowar or Iron Maiden I don't give a fuck about what their singers were/are up to. That's supposed to be a 50/50 list, by the way.

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    Is this gay or hetero?



    How about this?



    Or this?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Now I am not saying that metal fans aren’t normal. Of course they are. Everyone knows that. Now according to market research carried out on behalf of sociology sexologists, about 35% of the male population have had a same-sex experience “to the point of orgasm”. If you add in non-orgasmic encounters then that figure reaches 54%.
    I'm not sure how much we can trust sociologists about anything and I speak as someone who did it at University level especially about sex research. Kinsey had sex with animals up at 40% or something with his dodgy research. Secondly those figures are the general population maybe metal fans are less gay than average.

    The thing that really jumps out at me though is the idea that there are a bunch of people, according to your data 19% or around 1 in 5 who have had 'same sex experience' (whatever that means) with another guy but didn't manage to have an orgasm???

    I smell big piles of bullshit...
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    Metal fans are so sensitive.

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    Here:



    See that bit at 0:56 with them riding horses? Very Conan. Manly.

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    I might review that abomination that is the new Van Halen album next.

    Hey, did you know that Van Halen and the band Genesis have more in common besides bald lead singers?

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    Then this happened.



    I am not even going to try to come up with a good reason for that. Well, maybe one - it WAS the 80s. Yep, that's all I've got.

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    But then they got better.



    See? That's not so bad. Look, we all make mistakes in our youth. Cut the guys some slack. Fat chick at 4:36. HOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Metal fans are so sensitive.
    You would be too, if one of your biggest icons ever did this:



    Woops, wrong picture. Never mind that. I meant THIS:



    It gnaws at a man's soul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    The thing that really jumps out at me though is the idea that there are a bunch of people, according to your data 19% or around 1 in 5 who have had 'same sex experience' (whatever that means) with another guy but didn't manage to have an orgasm???

    I smell big piles of bullshit...
    Just what is it that you're really trying to tell us, Sesh?

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    Speaking of gay, I found a picture of Kristy.

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    Man, those are some gorgeous tits! Hey, wait a minute... something's wrong here... I can't quiteYOU CAN POST DICK PICTURES NOW???

    Anyway, that's supposed to be tucked in, not hanging out like that.

    Or so I've heard.

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    Izzy - shield your eyes! Do not look upon the Trannie wang!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Izzy - shield your eyes! Do not look upon the Trannie wang!
    NEVER!

    Uh...

    When I say never, I mean I never will look at the tranny wang, not that I will never shield my eyes. I hope no one misunderstands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    YOU CAN POST DICK PICTURES NOW???
    That's her clit, dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    That's her clit, dumbass.
    That's one helluva clit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    That's her clit, dumbass.
    Far be it from me to doubt a stallion like you, Von... but that seems awfully big for a clit. Are you 100% sure?

    Well, I'll take your word for it.

    Do clits grow when excited? I forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post

    Do clits grow when excited? I forget.

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    That falls under the Trannie Don't Ask/Don't Tell Rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    That falls under the Trannie Don't Ask/Don't Tell Rule.
    That's not a tranny, though. Just a regular, honest-to-god woman with an oversized clit.

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    Von you should be banned jeezus dood what the fuck is wrong with you .

    To my tragedy of life, has led the great -DLRARMY- to this a world class original member of this site posting full frontal tranny pics.I mean goddam mother fucker.

    I used this site to have a away from the sickness of this world just some normal rock and roll and some goddmaned tits everynow and then.

    TITS maybe a muff some normal lusty goddanmed chicks... in the forum that is off limits to non-member viewers of this site.

    Elvis does one thing what you have done here is a shame and equally childish and asinine you need to check yourself and fast.

    A few years ago I mentioned the DLRARMY to a friend old highschool of mine as this: you know talk about R&R bullshit with some douchebags and some cool peeps catch up on some news from some liberal twats.....and this buddy of mine sais..."Oh yeah isn't that a gay site..?".

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    And I also am ashamed and just really just sad...as if you give a fuck but from now on I am considering and telling everyone I know that the DLRARMY is a fag site for cyber trolling old men looking for east gay sex/

    I will keep posting occasionally but......you guys are some sad mother fuckers and gone off the deep end of internet comedy that compromises the integrity of the history of this site.

    Kristy the start of this thread had some great comedy and it was cool ...no harsh on you.

    These arrested development grown men (pfffffffffffffffffffffffft SHIT) are gone gone gone.

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    You shouldn't take yourself so seriously, carrot.

    Thank goodness I have only been back a year or so. I'd hate to carry the weight of the demise of the site over the last 5 years, on my shoulders. I guess it's Va's fault.

    Don't worry about the donations. Sesh spends it on vodka, guitar parts and he's having a red black and white striped skirt made, anyway. I'll pick your part up if Sesh runs short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    So there I was, downtown Denver when I saw what looked like two metal fans arguing with each other.
    Is it expensive to park a Malibu in downtown Denver?

    How much gas does a Malibu use on the trip from your place to downtown Denver?
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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    Is it expensive to park a Malibu in downtown Denver?

    How much gas does a Malibu use on the trip from your place to downtown Denver?
    It's all downhill. (S)he just coasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    You shouldn't take yourself so seriously, carrot.

    Thank goodness I have only been back a year or so. I'd hate to carry the weight of the demise of the site over the last 5 years, on my shoulders. I guess it's Va's fault.

    Don't worry about the donations. Sesh spends it on vodka, guitar parts and he's having a red black and white striped skirt made, anyway. I'll pick your part up if Sesh runs short.

    To think, I was just getting ready to Mod you.
    I do take myself seriously, would you post that shit at work would you let your family members post stuff like that on their faceboook accts..Hmmm?



    You need some help (perhaps try taking what you record for eternity on the internet with your home IP address a little more seriously) and you should be banned, you have posted questionable stuff just like that more than once as of late.

    ...and it is all very childish nothing to do with sexuality or eroticism...just YOU trying to use shock value at the expense of any random viewer.

    Like a kid needing attention.

    Post back to me if you want but I believe you are a chump and it would be about impossible for me to give a fuck about thinking of you any other way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarathecarrot View Post
    I do take myself seriously, would you post that shit at work would you let your family members post stuff like that on their faceboook accts..Hmmm?



    You need some help (perhaps try taking what you record for eternity on the internet with your home IP address a little more seriously) and you should be banned, you have posted questionable stuff just like that more than once as of late.

    ...and it is all very childish nothing to do with sexuality or eroticism...just YOU trying to use shock value at the expense of any random viewer.

    Like a kid needing attention.

    Post back to me if you want but I believe you are a chump and it would be about impossible for me to give a fuck about thinking of you any other way.
    Do you think I give one fuck about what your ignorant ass thinks of me, or what I post? I don't even have a Facebook. Maybe you should go spend more time in that regulated pussified medium. It's built specifically for whiney little bitches like you. What the fuck does work, or family members, or anyone else, or what they post have to do with anything? Your retarded rants more than prove your ignorance. Go waste some more of your time surfing websites, and sniveling about what's posted on them. You are a fucking pussy. A pussy that more than likely doesn't get any pussy. A pussy with sand in his pussy. Now get the fuck out of here with your holier than thou self righteous bullshit, and don't come back.

    Oh shit, can somebody trace this post back to my IP? GOOD! Trace it bitch! I own what I fucking post! I'll fucking give you my name and fucking address in case you feel like you want to come out from behind that cunty carrot alias and pretend you're a real man.

    Change your username to Janet Reno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarathecarrot View Post
    I do take myself seriously, would you post that shit at work would you let your family members post stuff like that on their faceboook accts..Hmmm?



    You need some help (perhaps try taking what you record for eternity on the internet with your home IP address a little more seriously) and you should be banned, you have posted questionable stuff just like that more than once as of late.

    ...and it is all very childish nothing to do with sexuality or eroticism...just YOU trying to use shock value at the expense of any random viewer.

    Like a kid needing attention.

    Post back to me if you want but I believe you are a chump and it would be about impossible for me to give a fuck about thinking of you any other way.
    Holy fucking shit. Delusional pot meet kettle.

    King (masquerading as a queen) of unintelligible posts calling someone out. What a fucking joke.

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    Maybe you should post your gay/trannie plastic surgery nightmares or just photoshop wishes and dreams porn, in the nudie forum we have one just for that...I believe you know the rules Von.


    Maybe there are no rules since Sarge bugged out of the daily, left right left step off, of this site and well then, YOU ARE THE MAN!!!

    Post some kiddie porn that will really prove your abilities to locate a image created by someone else and use it here.

    How far can you go VONNY...just a little off center or up some kiddie ass...what kind of pics are out there .....us adults already know..but evidently you think we need skool'n.

    No rules Vonny baby sugar dumpling ... feel free to get it all done DO IT!!!!

    See how far you can push the rules and also se what is inside you at the same time.

    It isn't about freedom Vonny Girl ...it's about you and what you are and it is evident you want that stuff in your daily life and you think it is ok here but not up your own personal asshole on your television during the daytime..

    You have become a strange little man due to the internets control of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    Holy fucking shit. Delusional pot meet kettle.

    King (masquerading as a queen) of unintelligible posts calling someone out. What a fucking joke.
    Why is it you crazy guys always go to the AV user name and make some kind of call....

    I believe the objective, a name other than your own some anonymity was the idea behind that....like maybe at one time you were called GATOR,,by yourself or MANSTUD///or SUPER AWESOME...whattevr ///...lol.

    Or Ultraman!!!..that would be cool...
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    Damn it Von, now look what you did
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    Do you think I give one fuck about what your ignorant ass thinks of me, or what I post? I don't even have a Facebook. Maybe you should go spend more time in that regulated pussified medium. It's built specifically for whiney little bitches like you. What the fuck does work, or family members, or anyone else, or what they post have to do with anything? Your retarded rants more than prove your ignorance. Go waste some more of your time surfing websites, and sniveling about what's posted on them. You are a fucking pussy. A pussy that more than likely doesn't get any pussy. A pussy with sand in his pussy. Now get the fuck out of here with your holier than thou self righteous bullshit, and don't come back.

    Oh shit, can somebody trace this post back to my IP? GOOD! Trace it bitch! I own what I fucking post! I'll fucking give you my name and fucking address in case you feel like you want to come out from behind that cunty carrot alias and pretend you're a real man.

    Change your username to Janet Reno.

    I was implying that the police and state FBI agencies trace everything we do everyday and flags are sent up on certain sites more than others ...you have to know this right..?

    ..or are you that stupid and proud of your abilities to copy and paste a image created by someone else.

    But you don't want it in your house...very strange attitude to also defend your sadistic image abilities as ok here.

    Especially while you are posting from your house....?
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    Sesh has turned into Stuart Smalley, the fucking carrot is scolding people for tranny posts and renaming forums. What the fuck has happened here?

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    I just don't get this hey LOOK AT THIS...as if he is the only one who knows about it and has the nerve to let us all see his ideas of funny.

    Ok here..HEY WORLD!!!! the rest of us already went thru the farm porn phase when we were 15 now we just like titties and beer the other shit can ruin your career when the boss does a internet search of you thru a agency that specializes in that type of research.

    I mean next time you are up for a promotion, it is all in the public domain....you all know this don't you..?

    Every site Von has visited not just the IP's on his hard drive.

    I mean every search he logs onto.

    Or maybe a promotion he is trying for at work, 20 years from now.

    All public access easy as pie like when Sesh searches my IP and then comments on this board about it.

    Peace of Cake.

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    Malibu Kristy with the Kung Fu Grip and an Adam's apple?

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    So this is for real?
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    Which part?

    Thome the Carrot being an idiot?
    Malibu Kristy having a cock?
    Von being gay?

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