Malibu Kristy's Ghey Thread: NSFW : How Gay Is Binne (And The Rest Of You)

[Anonymous]

I've explained this before: Sesh plays daddy and Elvis plays mommy (that's why they always fight).

Nah, I think Von is our dad. A very dysfunctional, alcoholic dad, with latent homosexuality issues. We are the unwanted, accidental children of a very abusive relationship.



Sesh is our mom. He's kind enough to scold & berate our dad Von for his rude, caveman behaviour only out of our hearing range - but we do hear the angry whispers & somehow, that makes it all worse. Still, Sesh tries his best to make everyone happy & puts a brave face on things.

At the end of the day though, most people believe



It's all lies, of course. All lies.

Cheers!

[Mushroom]

Ok I'm slow. What does NSFW stand for?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Ok I'm slow. What does NSFW stand for?

no shots for warf

[Nickdfresh]

Sorry free from the closet Von..I am really old fashioned when it comes to sharing what I call sexual interests..and I just only need a female form as a simple desire of my lust, all that sexual twist......

[Kristy]

That's it. You can all get the fuck out of my thread now.

[twonabomber]

Your thread?

[twonabomber]

Who has a bigger clit...Malibu Kristy or Bruce Jenner?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Who has a bigger clit...Malibu Kristy or Bruce Jenner?

we would need a ruling on what we define as a clit around here...

[vandeleur]

we would need a ruling on what we define as a clit around here...

When defining what constitutes a cunt would be easier round here ...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

When defining what constitutes a cunt would be easier round here ...

i doubt it

[binnie]

When defining what constitutes a cunt would be easier round here ...

Sometime you just have to follow your nose....

[Anonymous]

we would need a ruling on what we define as a clit around here...

I propose that if it's got a pair of tits attached to it, it's a clit. Regardless of size.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

When defining what constitutes a cunt would be easier round here ...

Are you mad? That's just about impossible.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

Yes to most of the above , except for if it has tits . That's an ima trap if ever I saw one

[Anonymous]

Yes to most of the above , except for if it has tits . That's an ima trap if ever I saw one

It's not a trap, don't be so suspicious. I am merely trying to make it easier for everyone around here.

Have I ever given you any reason not to trust me, Vandy? Think carefully before you answer & remember that I have feelings that can be hurt.

Cheers!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Think carefully before you answer & remember that I have feelings that can be hurt.

Cheers!

do you have a clit as big as von's?

[Anonymous]

do you have a clit as big as von's?

I have no tits. Therefore, under the new official definition, mine is a rather large penis.

Cheers!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I have no tits. Therefore, under the new official definition, mine is a rather large penis.

Cheers!

you were born without nipples?

[binnie]

I have no tits. Therefore, under the new official definition, mine is a rather large penis.

Cheers!

Everything looks big under a magnifying class though, doesn't it?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Everything looks big under a magnifying class though, doesn't it?

he eventually burnt his...

[Anonymous]

Everything looks big under a magnifying class though, doesn't it?

I'll take your word for it... I can't find a magnifying glass big enough to fit my penis under.

But hey, don't worry, Binnie - it's not the size that counts! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

he eventually burnt his...

It's very thick... it would burn for days.

Cheers!

[Kristy]

Your thread?

Yes. MY thread.

So get the fuck out of it you Ohioan redneck.

[Anonymous]

Yes. MY thread.

So get the fuck out of it you Ohioan redneck.

Well, this thread is about my penis, now.

Courtesy of Pete's Bro & Binnie.

Thank them as you see fit, I guess.

Cheers!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

we have a "ilickwhatican's clit" thread renaming party tomorrow

[vandeleur]

Is Kristy implying a thread was hijacked ?

[twonabomber]

Yes. MY thread.

So get the fuck out of it you Ohioan redneck.

Nope.

[DONNIEP]

Trannie Cock - the gift that keeps on giving

[Seshmeister]

Ok I'm slow. What does NSFW stand for?

Yup.

http://bit.ly/uwARCw

[Mushroom]

Yup.

http://bit.ly/uwARCw

Hahaha, thank you Sesh. Always the professional.

This thread was safe for work right up to the end of Kirsty's post, including Manowar photos.

Now let's go see what this tranny business is all about

[Anonymous]

Hahaha, thank you Sesh. Always the professional.

This thread was safe for work right up to the end of Kirsty's post, including Manowar photos.

Now let's go see what this tranny business is all about

This was his last post... two days ago.

I guess he found out "what this tranny business is all about". Will he ever come back? A salute to another fallen comrade.

As Freddie would say, another one bites the dust.

Cheers!

[Mr. Vengeance]

Another few minutes of my life wasted reading the idiot Kristy and her endless, moronic rants about metal being gay. Never has anyone who claims to hate metal and proclaims any metal fan as being "gay", spent so much time discussing how gay, metal and its fans are.

And for the record, I don't believe for one fucking second the ridiculous "conversation" you heard to set up this idiotic thread.

Can we just kill off her account yet? Isn't it time???

[Kristy]

So Mr. Vengeance is gay. Strange, since I was betting that Asscrackasmr would be the first one here to come out of the closet.

[binnie]

I'm currently listening to The Cure. To many metalheads, that would make me 'ghey'.

[twonabomber]

Maybe not "ghey," but mopey.

[Mr. Vengeance]

So Mr. Vengeance is gay. Strange, since I was betting that Asscrackasmr would be the first one here to come out of the closet.

Don't you find it odd that you start a thread being critical of metal guys calling each other gay, and then you do the same later in the thread?

[FORD]

Never thought of The Cure as "gay" or even "ghey". Listen to a lot of them in the 80s, but haven't really kept up with them since 1991 or so (associations with ex girlfriends and such, didn't want to invoke those memories, etc.)

Was actually surprised to find out they were still around. They have to be in the same age group as Van Halen, so what does a 60 year old Robert Smith sound like??

[twonabomber]

Reeves Gabrels is playing with the Cure now. Seems kind of weird, after listening to Tin Machine and some of the other Bowie stuff he's on.

[LoungeMachine]

Yes. MY thread.

So get the fuck out of it you Ohioan redneck.

[vandeleur]

Robert smith is now meat loaf .,., discus