2015 NFL season

[Anonymous]

This is true. It doesn't figure a great deal in sports coverage here in the UK. I don't know about the rest of Europe.

Well, if there is one country - or amalgamation of countries, or whatever it is you call that mess you guys live in - where American sports would take root, would be the UK, or one of its countries, damn this is confusing to word correctly.

As you said, it's a cultural thing & the UK, for better or worse, shares the most with Von's shithole in terms of culture.

All this to say, if you guys don't give a fuck about American sports, then imagine the rest of the world. Nada. Zero. Zilch, fuck all!

[Anonymous]

Seriously, this is what passes for entertainment these days? This sucks. They should have had Winger play the whole show.

Winger ft. Tom Cruise as a guest singer.

[DONNIEP]

Winger ft. Tom Cruise as a guest singer.

No, Winger plays the show, then The Cruiser parachutes onto the stage and sings Old Time Rock And Roll while all the womarns in the crowd rip off their panties and throw them at the stage.

[DONNIEP]

Then Ed comes out on the field, with his electric twanger geetar and gets run over by both teams running back out onto the field. Holy shit that would be the best half time show EVER!!!

[VHscraps]

Well, if there is one country - or amalgamation of countries, or whatever it is you call that mess you guys live in - where American sports would take root, would be the UK, or one of its countries, damn this is confusing to word correctly.

As you said, it's a cultural thing & the UK, for better or worse, shares the most with Von's shithole in terms of culture.

All this to say, if you guys don't give a fuck about American sports, then imagine the rest of the world. Nada. Zero. Zilch, fuck all!

Well, it is on TV now! BBC -- so theoretically accessible to the whole country. But it is nearly 2am here, and therein lies one of the big differences -- time zones. For me it is just colourful shapes occupying my visual field as I sink yet another beer, and blast Live Bootleg by Aerosmith and ask myself, 'am I having another ...?'

[Anonymous]

Well, it is on TV now! BBC -- so theoretically accessible to the whole country. But it is nearly 2am here, and therein lies one of the big differences -- time zones. For me it is just colourful shapes occupying my visual field as I sink yet another beer, and blast Live Bootleg by Aerosmith and ask myself, 'am I having another ...?'

Yeah, we used to have the NBA season here, I don't know if we still do, but it was relegated to a low ratings channel despite being live, while the other channels just showed movies, or something.

Much as Von likes to inflate his country's importance, nobody really cares. There's Hollywood & not much else.

[Anonymous]

No, Winger plays the show, then The Cruiser parachutes onto the stage and sings Old Time Rock And Roll while all the womarns in the crowd rip off their panties and throw them at the stage.

You mean the Bob Seger song? I like that, but not sung by Cruise's gay whiny voice.

I assume you'd be throwing your panties at him as well?

[DONNIEP]

You mean the Bob Seger song? I like that, but not sung by Cruise's gay whiny voice.

I assume you'd be throwing your panties at him as well?

Right at the TV!

[FORD]

This game went exactly the way I wanted it to. The Hillary Clinton of the NFL - arrogant little self entitled bitch Cam Newton - got his ass handed to him. Repeatedly.

[FORD]

Oh Christ, they're playing Van Hagar in the background??

[Von Halen]

This game went exactly the way I wanted it to. The Hillary Clinton of the NFL - arrogant little self entitled bitch Cam Newton - got his ass handed to him. Repeatedly.

Racist!

[FORD]

Yeah, I'm sure Newton would call me one, since he seems to have deluded himself into thinking he's the first black man to ever throw a football.

Guess he forgot about Warren Moon, who won the Rose Bowl in 1978 (before Bitch Newton was born, even) for the mighty UW Huskies, and then went on to play in the NFL for the Vikings, the Oilers, and the Seahawks.

[Seshmeister]

[Anonymous]

You can tell Frankie Boyle is Scottish because of the awkward phrasing.

It's obvious he used Google to translate his text to English.

[Von Halen]

Moon never won a Super Bowl. But he was a great great QB. One of my all time favorites.

Doug Williams and Russell Wilson have won Super Bowls.

Air McNair was a great QB too.