Sanders 2016!!

[DONNIEP]

This is where a good Oatmeal Stout comes in. You get your alcohol and your healthy oat fiber all at the same time.

Hmm...that might prevent the dreaded Hangover Black Dump the next day. Interesting.

[vandeleur]

Yeah, but the triple titties just don't do much for me for some reason

To many jokes ....

[Anonymous]

Yeah, but the triple titties just don't do much for me for some reason (shut up Izzy and Vandy). I'd rather have two nice big ones with big nipples.

No, I'm with you on this.

Two breasts is just the right amount for me. I like stuffing my face between them.

[Anonymous]

Hmm...that might prevent the dreaded Hangover Black Dump the next day. Interesting.

You're leaning too close to the dark side, now...

Any day, apricot "beer" will start to sound reasonable to you.

[DONNIEP]

You're leaning too close to the dark side, now...

Any day, apricot "beer" will start to sound reasonable to you.

Nah, I'm headed out for a 12 pack of cheapies here in a bit. Besides, The Walmart down here don't sell fruity beers.

[FORD]

You're leaning too close to the dark side, now...

Any day, apricot "beer" will start to sound reasonable to you.

Apricot beer is ONLY acceptable when it has habanero peppers in it, goddamn it!

[FORD]

Nah, I'm headed out for a 12 pack of cheapies here in a bit. Besides, The Walmart down here don't sell fruity beers.

I'll bet they sell that Bud Lite with Lime crap

[vandeleur]

Ford you must be a funny fucker on the drink , excuse me bar keep a pint of Stella and a pomegranate and cabbage ale

[FORD]

Never heard of cabbage ale, but I found a recipe for beer flavoured cabbage...

https://www.samueladams.com/recipes/...ed-red-cabbage

[DONNIEP]

I'll bet they sell that Bud Lite with Lime crap

Yeah but only Mexicans drink that stuff.

[Angel]

I thought Eskimos were from Alaska.

There's actually no tribe called Eskimo. Alaska has Inuit, Haida, Yunik, and a few more.

We called all northern peoples Eskimoes when I was growing up. We don't use the term here anymore because it's considered a derogatory word by the Inuit who populate arctic Canada.

[Anonymous]

There's actually no tribe called Eskimo. Alaska has Inuit, Haida, Yunik, and a few more.

Exactly. Eskimos are all those fuckers put together.

One big nation of nose-rubbing fish-fuckers.

I like Eskimos.

[DONNIEP]

Exactly. Eskimos are all those fuckers put together.

One big nation of nose-rubbing fish-fuckers.

I like Eskimos.

I always wondered why they lived in igloos. Odd that none of them ever said "Hey, what about Florida? I hear it's pretty nice down there. Fuck this igloo."

[Anonymous]

I always wondered why they lived in igloos. Odd that none of them ever said "Hey, what about Florida? I hear it's pretty nice down there. Fuck this igloo."

Oh, I'm sure they know about Florida.

And the people who live there.

Yeah, I'd stay up North fucking fish, too.

Besides, they help retards who "go on an adventure" & inevitably get lost in the snow. I guess they probably eat the stupidest of them, which I absolutely endorse, but they do help the rest, giving them a drink of that little keg of brandy they carry around on their necks.

If YOU were a dumbass who lived his entire life in the city & doesn't know a stick from a stone & went to Alaska because you saw Indiana Jones & got lost in a snowstorm, you'd like a bit of brandy too, wouldn't you?

Eskimos are cool.

[Seshmeister]

By David North:

* The pseudo-left denotes political parties, organizations and theoretical/ideological tendencies which utilize populist slogans and democratic phrases to promote the socioeconomic interests of privileged and affluent strata of the middle class. Examples of such parties and tendencies include Syriza in Greece, Podemos in Spain, Die Linke in Germany, and numerous offshoots of ex-Trotskyist (i.e., Pabloite) and state capitalist organizations such as the Nouveau Parti Anticapitaliste (NPA) in France, the NSSP in Sri Lanka and the International Socialist Organization in the United States. This list could include the remnants and descendants of the “Occupy” movements influenced by anarchist and post-anarchist tendencies. Given the wide variety of petty-bourgeois pseudo-left organizations throughout the world, this is by no means a comprehensive list.

* The pseudo-left is anti-Marxist. It rejects historical materialism, embracing instead various forms of subjective idealism and philosophical irrationalism associated with existentialism, the Frankfurt School and contemporary postmodernism.

* The pseudo-left is anti-socialist, opposes class struggle, and denies the central role of the working class and the necessity of revolution in the progressive transformation of society. It counterposes supra-class populism to the independent political organization and mass mobilization of the working class against the capitalist system. The economic program of the pseudo-left is, in its essentials, pro-capitalist and nationalistic.

* The pseudo-left promotes “identity politics,” fixating on issues related to nationality, ethnicity, race, gender and sexuality in order to acquire greater influence in corporations, the colleges and universities, the higher-paying professions, the trade unions and in government and state institutions, to effect a more favorable distribution of wealth among the richest 10 percent of the population. The pseudo-left seeks greater access to, rather than the destruction of, social privilege.

* In the imperialist centers of North America, Western Europe and Australasia, the pseudo-left is generally pro-imperialist, and utilizes the slogans of “human rights” to legitimize, and even directly support, neo-colonialist military operations.

My opinions maybe fall into about half of those but whatever. This is the eternal problem of progressive opinion in the UK and Europe is that anyone even remotely left of centre immediately falls out with each other and split into 10 different factions and sit in their pointless little cells whining about how they failed.
That's what happens in Europe where our right wing parties are like your DLC. For an American Trot to call me pseudo left is kind of funny.

You are seriously too old for all of this...

[Seshmeister]

Eh. You caught me there. Ashley's not actually Inuit...but there are some gorgeous Inuit people...just like any race...

(We don't use the term Eskimo in Canada...except for a certain CFL team).

This is non science and I don't know if anyone has ever researched it but anecdotally my experiance has been that the more disperate the parents the better looking the kids. Maybe that's tied to the opposite of inbreeding or maybe it's just bullshit but from my experience when you have say a parent from Jamaica and another from Poland the kid seems to end up a whole lot better looking than either.

[Seshmeister]

Exactly.
One big nation of nose-rubbing fish-fuckers.

I like Eskimos.

It occured to me that because of the whole nose thing does that mean that Inuit or whatever they are called this week give blow jobs using their noses?

I googled it and it comes back with

eskimo blowjob
The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.
Whenever she came around the corner with the ice cubes I knew I was getting an eskimo blowjob.

Jenny wanted it to be flavored so I bought her a snowcone for my eskimo blowjob.

This then took me back to story I heard a long long time ago talking to a roadie who used to work for Uriah Heep(look it up).

He said that the best BJ ever was a girl who would drink a cup of tea or coffee do it for a bit and then finish off with a mouthful of ice.

Has anyone ever tried this?

[Seshmeister]

Woah ok I admit I have been drinking...

[Anonymous]

I know what a Uriah Heep is, I don't need to look it up. Great band!

I always loved this song in particular:



But that type of blowjob is too weird for me. If a girl wanted to do it, I'd be game, but I certainly wouldn't suggest it.

Then again, maybe I'm missing out, who knows?

[DONNIEP]

It occured to me that because of the whole nose thing does that mean that Inuit or whatever they are called this week give blow jobs using their noses?

I googled it and it comes back with



This then took me back to story I heard a long long time ago talking to a roadie who used to work for Uriah Heep(look it up).

He said that the best BJ ever was a girl who would drink a cup of tea or coffee do it for a bit and then finish off with a mouthful of ice.

Has anyone ever tried this?

No but there was a "Swedish Massage" parlor near here when I was young. After high school I was working in the car bidness and one of the old time car dealers was asking me if I'd ever been there. I hadn't. So he goes on and on about it so me and a buddy say the hell with it lets go check it out. And I get this broad who was blonde but about as Swedish as that moron that used to post here. So she asks if I really want a massage and I said hell no and she says "What about a Warm Water French?" So I said sure. So she leaves and comes back with a big glass full of almost hot water, takes a swig and proceeds to suck the Honkie Dong. She'd keep refilling her mouth with the hot water and go back to work. It was different and all that but honestly I finally told her she could quit with the water. And I never suggested to any other chick to do it either. It's all just too much work and I get bored really fast anyway.

[Seshmeister]

Well that's the thing. A few times over the years I have thought of asking for it but then if it wasn't a big thing and made no difference I thought it would be imposing on her a bit.

This guy insisted it was the greatest thing ever and he was a lot older than me. I was only 18 at the time and he said if you ever get the chance get it done.

It's funny how a conversation from so long ago has popped into my head.

[Seshmeister]

This thread is so much more interesting than Bernie Saunders...

[DONNIEP]

Well that's the thing. A few times over the years I have thought of asking for it but then if it wasn't a big thing and made no difference I thought it would be imposing on her a bit.

This guy insisted it was the greatest thing ever and he was a lot older than me. I was only 18 at the time and he said if you ever get the chance get it done.

It's funny how a conversation from so long ago has popped into my head.

Yeah it's nothing special. And honestly, having some whore put a bunch of ice in her mouth before you start ramming your cock in her dick sucker ain't the smartest thing to do.

"Honest officer, she choked to death on some ice she had in her mouth while she was giving me a blow job!"

Rigggghhhhttttt

[Seshmeister]

Yeah it's nothing special.

But you are saying you only did phase 1 with the fake Swedish girl?

His whole point was phase II.

[Seshmeister]

A few hundred people will read this, someone will have tried it.

[DONNIEP]

But you are saying you only did phase 1 with the fake Swedish girl?

His whole point was phase II.

No, there was no ice involved. The only thing like that I've come across is this chick I knew who was best friends with one of my girlfriends. So we're over at her apartment one night and I'm getting some ice out of the freezer cause the girls are drinking orange juice and Malibu and I'm digging around and there are condoms full of frozen water in there. So I fix the drinks then grab one out of the freezer and walk in with it and ask what the hell its for lol. And she says she fucks herself with them. No shit. So my girlfriend is like doesn't that hurt? And she says nope, she uses her dildo and vibrator and an ice dong and it's awesome. And no, me and my girlfriend never tried it.

[Seshmeister]

Wow that's a new one one me. It seems counterintuitive that an ice cock would be a good thing. Maybe all the 100s of female posters we have here these days can chip in with their opinions...

What this roadie said and in a wide eyed way that lived with me to this day was, and obviously as a roadie he was not fucking Shakespeare, 'the ice makes your balls lock and then explode'.

So take from that what you will, I guess ever since I've been a little HotIceBJCurious.

I had forgotten about this for so long, I'm going to ask people when I'm out tomorrow night if I don't get an answer from you people...

[Anonymous]

No, there was no ice involved. The only thing like that I've come across is this chick I knew who was best friends with one of my girlfriends. So we're over at her apartment one night and I'm getting some ice out of the freezer cause the girls are drinking orange juice and Malibu and I'm digging around and there are condoms full of frozen water in there. So I fix the drinks then grab one out of the freezer and walk in with it and ask what the hell its for lol. And she says she fucks herself with them. No shit. So my girlfriend is like doesn't that hurt? And she says nope, she uses her dildo and vibrator and an ice dong and it's awesome. And no, me and my girlfriend never tried it.

Well, that certainly would cool her fires down below...

I had never heard of this yet.

Did it ever get stuck in there, like when you lick a lamppost in winter, or something?

[FORD]

Ice cubes melt too fast. Just give the chick some Altoids, and get similar results.

[DONNIEP]

Ford makes a good point. Toothpaste works better though - you don't have to have a damn mint in your mouth, it's not as strong, and it wears off pretty quick.

[Seshmeister]

Thank fuck - we don't have altoids here i thought it might be some VD thing...

[DONNIEP]

Well, that certainly would cool her fires down below...

I had never heard of this yet.

Did it ever get stuck in there, like when you lick a lamppost in winter, or something?

Apparently not. I guess it would be all melty and then she'd shove it in her hot hole and melt it down like one of those Rocket Pops we used to all eat. Who knows.

And this chick was insane, by the way. She's the one who got dumped by a boyfriend, drank a shit ton, then showed up at my apartment, swallowed a whole bottle of Extra Strength Tylenol, then came up to my apartment and told me and my girlfriend what she's done and that she wanted to die. So I'm on the phone with Poison Control, they tell me if she doesn't get to the hospital NOW she's going to die. She refuses to let my girlfriend take her, I kick her out because the last thing I need is a dead whore in my apartment, and she sits in the hall waiting to die. So Rhonda makes me feel all guilty so I called the Rescue Squad and went out in the hall and told her she was going to the hospital, whether she liked it or not. Now, I'm half drunk and pissed off because I was ready to bang my chick. And here's this idiot dying in the hallway outside my apartment. And of course the cops come with the Ambulance and they start harassing me and search my apartment and it really wrecked my Saturday nite.

The stupid chick went to the hospital, got her stomach pumped and she was fine. And of course Rhonda is pissed off at me for days for not being more concerned about her friend. My apartment ain't no Suicide Prevention flop house!!

[FORD]

Thank fuck - we don't have altoids here i thought it might be some VD thing...

Seriously?? I honestly thought the Brits invented them.



How can you get a more British sounding name than "Callard & Bowser", for fucks sake??

[Anonymous]

Ford makes a good point. Toothpaste works better though - you don't have to have a damn mint in your mouth, it's not as strong, and it wears off pretty quick.

Ah, but mints go well with cranberry "beer".

[Anonymous]

Seriously?? I honestly thought the Brits invented them.



How can you get a more British sounding name than "Callard & Bowser", for fucks sake??

Jesus fuck, that is an 1800s American product if I ever saw one.

Look at the fonts, the whole text structure & spacing & shit! And yes, there's a shit ton more British sounding names than "Callard & Bowser", because, again, that sounds like an 1800s American product.

You really should know more about your country, Ford.

[DONNIEP]

Jesus fuck, that is an 1800s American product if I ever saw one.

Look at the fonts, the whole text structure & spacing & shit! And yes, there's a shit ton more British sounding names than "Callard & Bowser", because, again, that sounds like an 1800s American product.

You really should know more about your country, Ford.

Actually it's a Brit product. Never tried one, so I have no idea what they taste like. I'm guessing really minty.

[Anonymous]

Apparently not. I guess it would be all melty and then she'd shove it in her hot hole and melt it down like one of those Rocket Pops we used to all eat. Who knows.

And this chick was insane, by the way. She's the one who got dumped by a boyfriend, drank a shit ton, then showed up at my apartment, swallowed a whole bottle of Extra Strength Tylenol, then came up to my apartment and told me and my girlfriend what she's done and that she wanted to die. So I'm on the phone with Poison Control, they tell me if she doesn't get to the hospital NOW she's going to die. She refuses to let my girlfriend take her, I kick her out because the last thing I need is a dead whore in my apartment, and she sits in the hall waiting to die. So Rhonda makes me feel all guilty so I called the Rescue Squad and went out in the hall and told her she was going to the hospital, whether she liked it or not. Now, I'm half drunk and pissed off because I was ready to bang my chick. And here's this idiot dying in the hallway outside my apartment. And of course the cops come with the Ambulance and they start harassing me and search my apartment and it really wrecked my Saturday nite.

The stupid chick went to the hospital, got her stomach pumped and she was fine. And of course Rhonda is pissed off at me for days for not being more concerned about her friend. My apartment ain't no Suicide Prevention flop house!!

I got a similar story, but not as bad.

This chick I was going out with had a Brazilian roommate, & even though she was living with me, I kept telling her it was worth it to keep that apartment & roommate.

Now, one night, her Brazilian roommate was in a bar & the police dropped in to check for everyone's IDs & shit, because the bar was known to constantly be full of illegal immigrants. Now, the roomie, being a dumbass, had left her papers at home before going to a bar where this kind of shit happened all the time.

So we were laying in bed, luckily we were done for the night & she gets a call from her roomie to go get the fucking papers.

Well, my immediate reaction was to ask why the dumb bitch didn't call her boyfriend instead. My girl explained to me, as if it was a very normal thing - unfortunately it is - that her boyfriend wouldn't give a shit.

Yes. This retarded bitch was going out with some douchebag she was scared shitless of, was insanely jealous of her & had already threatened to kill her when she dumped him once, so was using *me* through her friend to do the kind of shit her boyfriend should be doing.

And my girl didn't see anything wrong with that, because we were just helping out a friend.

So we had to get up in the middle of the night, go to her apartment, pick up the papers & get them to the police before the stupid cunt was deported.

Needless to say, I had a very serious conversation with my girl the next day & her roommate's mooching stopped right then & there.

ALSO needless to say, it was ok for her retarded roommate to wake us up in the middle f the night for dumb shit, yet a threesome was completely out of the question.

Why, oh why, do women lack even the most basic common sense?

[Anonymous]

Actually it's a Brit product. Never tried one, so I have no idea what they taste like. I'm guessing really minty.

Well ok, we're both right.

They're made in England, yet "Altoids are less widely available in Britain—their country of origin—than in the US to which they are exported."

So it makes sense the packaging looks American, it's meant to be sold over there. And yes, "The brand was created by the London-based Smith & Company in the 1780s, and later became part of the Callard & Bowser company in the 19th century." It's an 1800s product.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoids

[Anonymous]

I would like to apologise to Ford for correcting him when he was right.

I'm man enough to own up my mistakes.

[DONNIEP]

I got a similar story, but not as bad.

This chick I was going out with had a Brazilian roommate, & even though she was living with me, I kept telling her it was worth it to keep that apartment & roommate.

Now, one night, her Brazilian roommate was in a bar & the police dropped in to check for everyone's IDs & shit, because the bar was known to constantly be full of illegal immigrants. Now, the roomie, being a dumbass, had left her papers at home before going to a bar where this kind of shit happened all the time.

So we were laying in bed, luckily we were done for the night & she gets a call from her roomie to go get the fucking papers.

Well, my immediate reaction was to ask why the dumb bitch didn't call her boyfriend instead. My girl explained to me, as if it was a very normal thing - unfortunately it is - that her boyfriend wouldn't give a shit.

Yes. This retarded bitch was going out with some douchebag she was scared shitless of, was insanely jealous of her & had already threatened to kill her when she dumped him once, so was using *me* through her friend to do the kind of shit her boyfriend should be doing.

And my girl didn't see anything wrong with that, because we were just helping out a friend.

So we had to get up in the middle of the night, go to her apartment, pick up the papers & get them to the police before the stupid cunt was deported.

Needless to say, I had a very serious conversation with my girl the next day & her roommate's mooching stopped right then & there.

ALSO needless to say, it was ok for her retarded roommate to wake us up in the middle f the night for dumb shit, yet a threesome was completely out of the question.

Why, oh why, do women lack even the most basic common sense?

Womarns are trouble. If they didn't have a pussy we wouldn't bother with them. And if her pussy looks like a stepped-on-cabbage? Hahahahaha!!