Van Halen to Perform at 2015 Billboard Music Awards

[Anonymous]

Never seen the dude. At least not that I remember. I've never seen his show.

Maybe you can move to Japan, and shack up with Dave.

Or, you could go to Buffafuckinglo, and shack up with NickDdumbass!

I'd rather cut off my balls than go anywhere near your Super Mod.

What can I tell you? Look up Daily Show clips, there's a shitload of them. The motherfucker is legit. He does more than host the show, by the way. He's one of the main creative forces.

Cheers!

[ZahZoo]

Don't go to Buffafuckinglo... that shit hole has more buck-toothed dumb-assed rednecks than the whole Ozarks!!

Buddy of mine just returned from spending a couple months doing disaster insurance adjusting from the nasty winter they had. Never met so many assholes... giving him grief for his southern accent while he's trying to hand them 5 figure checks to rebuild their run down hell holes they call home!!

[Von Halen]

They should change the name to Buffaghettlo.

[Anonymous]

They should change the name to Buffaghettlo.

More like Buffagayttlo, amirite? Hahahahahahahahaha...

... ahhh... I don't know what possessed me to make such a stupid, retarded joke. And I'm using the term joke quite loosely.

I suppose I just wanted to know what it felt to wallow in the pigsty of easy, formulaic jokes.

It feels horrible.

I'm sorry.

Cheers!

[WARF]

This thread is boring me...

Here's a big titty retard!

[Anonymous]

This thread is boring me...

Here's a big titty retard!

Did you or did you not go see Dave on his YFLM tour?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Cheers!

[WARF]

Did you or did you not go see Dave on his YFLM tour?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Cheers!

Yes. I saw that tour. And???

[Anonymous]

Yes. I saw that tour. And???

And nothing.

It's not your fault that Dave is in the state he's in. You supported Dave when he needed it most. You, my friend, my brother, are one of the few true fans on this website. Most here are wannabe internet tough guys, posers. You're the real deal. The Real Slim Shady.

Cheers!

[sonrisa salvaje]

I saw YFLM twice - Birmingham and Atlanta. Someone please add these dates to that shitty list that was posted.

[Anonymous]

I saw YFLM twice - Birmingham and Atlanta. Someone please add these dates to that shitty list that was posted.

You mean the list that the NSA spy posted? The one based on his faulty intelligence?

Cheers!

[sonrisa salvaje]

You mean the list that the NSA spy posted? The one based on his faulty intelligence?

Cheers!

Yes that is the one. Though i think calling it faulty intelligence implies that there was some level of intelligence in it.

[Anonymous]

Yes that is the one. Though i think calling it faulty intelligence implies that there was some level of intelligence in it.

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu, he's gonna be so pissed off! PB, we're going to town on your brains, muffuga!!!

Cheers!

[sonrisa salvaje]

Maybe PB will come on here soon. His tickle fight with Warf must have gone into overtime.

[Anonymous]

I heard at least one of them got a pillow caught in his mouth & bit it.

Cheers!

[sonrisa salvaje]