Van Halen to Perform at 2015 Billboard Music Awards

[PETE'S BROTHER]

That's LM's line. You need to work on original material.

and then kwame would come in with the "baffle them with facts" or some such shit

[cadaverdog]

The "joke" is the kid is a vegetable about to eat a vegetable, of course being a retard (developmentally disabled) isn't the same as being actually brain dead so it falls short in its attempt at even being a tasteless joke.

If that's correct it didn't fall short.

[TFM_Dale]

If that's correct it didn't fall short.

To each their own, I didn't find the humor in it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

That's why I gave it the benefit of the doubt. French kid, french fries ok. Dale's version not ok.

he's very crude

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Now back to bashing live albums and hoping for new music, while ticklin' a fellow ghost

[cadaverdog]

To each their own, I didn't find the humor in it.

Didn't say you did Dale. The "joke" didn't fall short of being classless.

[TFM_Dale]

Didn't say you did Dale. The "joke" didn't fall short of being classless.

Ahh, gotcha.

[78/84 guy]

Did you or did you not go see Dave on his YFLM tour?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Cheers!

I did. HORRIBLE !! Sang like shit, his band was lame as hell along with the set list and nobody was there ! I thought he was done. Thank god he wasn't. That album had 4 good songs on it. O.K. 6.

[Angel]

The "joke" is the kid is a vegetable about to eat a vegetable, of course being a retard (developmentally disabled) isn't the same as being actually brain dead so it falls short in its attempt at even being a tasteless joke. Hope this helps.

Warf is just jealous that these ladies have a higher IQ than him.

Doofus doesn't have the brains to realize that there are probably posters here that have children with developmental disabilities...

[ZahZoo]

Watching that video again... when Dave mentions Nicki Minaj moving his seat back the crowd cheers but then a second later you can hear an obvious pause right after Dave thrusts his hips and 11.1 million viewers in the the world with the exception of a half dozen members here were simultaneously creeped out...

[Carloscda]

Watching that video again... when Dave mentions Nicki Minaj moving his seat back the crowd cheers but then a second later you can hear an obvious pause right after Dave thrusts his hips and 11.1 million viewers in the the world with the exception of a half dozen members here were simultaneously creeped out...

I don't think so because if you truly know Dave that's always been his thing.

Best believe if this were their younger days the hot chick mapping system would've been in full force!

[ZahZoo]

I don't think so because if you truly know Dave that's always been his thing.

Best believe if this were their younger days the hot chick mapping system would've been in full force!

Truly know Dave..?

The problem with mythical figures in history... at some point you look beyond the hoopla, bright lights, the smoke clears and then you consider the hard facts. Throw out all the hired models in staged pictures and video depicting Dave with women in the last 40 years.

What evidence is left?

1-2 pictures with Dave and a real woman on his arm...

Don't even throw the "he's a very private person" card out... Alex Van Halen is a very private person, but there's more factual evidence of life with the opposite gender by tenfold over Dave's account in life. I know a lot of you have lived vicariously for decades on the legend of Dave's exploits... frankly I don't buy into the illusions any more. Boil it down and there's nothing factual to support the silly notion...

[Angel]

Truly know Dave..?

The problem with mythical figures in history... at some point you look beyond the hoopla, bright lights, the smoke clears and then you consider the hard facts. Throw out all the hired models in staged pictures and video depicting Dave with women in the last 40 years.

What evidence is left?

1-2 pictures with Dave and a real woman on his arm...

Don't even throw the "he's a very private person" card out... Alex Van Halen is a very private person, but there's more factual evidence of life with the opposite gender by tenfold over Dave's account in life. I know a lot of you have lived vicariously for decades on the legend of Dave's exploits... frankly I don't buy into the illusions any more. Boil it down and there's nothing factual to support the silly notion...

Exactly. And the extremely rare groupie "confessions" have not been very complimentary...

[ZahZoo]

Exactly. And the extremely rare groupie "confessions" have not been very complimentary...

Yep and how many of those exist?

Dave sings about Big Bad Bill... but he clearly ain't no Cosby or Clinton when it comes to women.

[Angel]

Yep and how many of those exist?

2 or 3?...

However, there hasn't been much to link him with any males, except for that one gay marriage rumour.