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[Kristy]

What are they? 60?

Want to know where the "hot" women are at?

Try IKEA.

What's that? No IKEA in your area? Sucks to be you.

[Nickdfresh]

Might want to look into getting your vision checked you old fuck... those were women at the garage sales.

Were wearing a strap on?

[Nickdfresh]

What are they? 60?

Want to know where the "hot" women are at?

Try IKEA.

What's that? No IKEA in your area? Sucks to be you.

No, unless you go to the one in Ontario...

[Kristy]

I read that for every IKEA bookshelf that no one can build, they donate $1 to the short bus fund for retarded Bills fans to make it to the games - because, you know, no one else is attending them.

[Seshmeister]

What are they? 60?

Want to know where the "hot" women are at?

Try IKEA.

What's that? No IKEA in your area? Sucks to be you.

I went to the IKEA in our area once, one of the worst 20 minutes of my life.

The only reason to go there is if you particularly wanted to eat horse in a restaurant without going to France...

[twonabomber]

What are they? 60?

Want to know where the "hot" women are at?

Try IKEA.

What's that? No IKEA in your area? Sucks to be you.

Wow. A crappy car, a roommate, and an affinity for shitty pressboard furniture. In easy to stack flat boxes that will fit nicely into crappy car.

[Nickdfresh]

I read that for every IKEA bookshelf that no one can build, they donate $1 to the short bus fund for retarded Bills fans to make it to the games - because, you know, no one else is attending them.

Is that what you read in fucking seminary? If you pulled your head out of your narcissist ass, you'd realize how little fucking sense that makes...

Besides your hipster affinity for shit furniture and tasteless decorum, you're also ignorant of the fact that the Bills sellout nearly every game despite having a relatively, previous shitty product on the field in the past...

[Kristy]

Nick: more sensitive than a Zeppelin fan.

[Kristy]

Wow. A crappy car, a roommate, and an affinity for shitty pressboard furniture. In easy to stack flat boxes that will fit nicely into crappy car.

You going through some kind of fucked up middle-life crisis manopause heavy-handed shit or what?

[Kristy]

Is that what you read in fucking seminary?

Huh? You human fuck up I don't attend a seminary school just unfortunately live close to one. Seriously, cocksucker, get yourself checked for Alzheimers.

Oh, I'm sure your swinging "pad" in your parents basement must be nice.


Grow the fuck up, Nick

[twonabomber]

Don't see a roommate or Ikea in there. He's doing better than you!

[twonabomber]

You going through some kind of fucked up middle-life crisis manopause heavy-handed shit or what?

It's just my way of saying "I'm better than you" without having to actually say I'm better than you.

[Kristy]

Don't see a roommate or Ikea in there. He's doing better than you!

Interesting, turdonabummer. Must not be your cellar pad, either. I don't see any wank tissues or your mother telling you to take out the trash.

[Kristy]

It's just my way of saying "I'm better than you" without having to actually say I'm better than you.

Dirt on my boots is better than you.