WTF Is Wrong With Van Halen?

[ZahZoo]

I do enjoy and appreciate having VH around... given there's a growing number of my favorite musicians taking dirt naps these days...

My main source of frustration is the inexcusable amount of time and opportunities these guys waste!! Life is so short and precious... my time and their's is quickly running out. I don't care if it's selfish... but I want to get the most out of it, while we still got it!!

[Phil theStalker]

I do enjoy and appreciate having VH around... given there's a growing number of my favorite musicians taking dirt naps these days...

My main source of frustration is the inexcusable amount of time and opportunities these guys waste!! Life is so short and precious... my time and their's is quickly running out. I don't care if it's selfish... but I want to get the most out of it, while we still got it!!

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[Nigel]

I do enjoy and appreciate having VH around... given there's a growing number of my favorite musicians taking dirt naps these days..

Chris Squire (YES) has just been diagnosed with leukemia, Bruce Dickinson had a cancer 'scare' and the list goes on and on.

Thank God, Roth or Eddie in particular doesn't have arthritis and all "those ailments" that some of us old farts do. .

This may be their last tour, who knows?

[Angel]

Chris Squire (YES) has just been diagnosed with leukemia, Bruce Dickinson had a cancer 'scare' and the list goes on and on.

Thank God, Roth or Eddie in particular doesn't have arthritis and all "those ailments" that some of us old farts do. .

This may be their last tour, who knows?

How do you know Roth or Eddie don't have any ailments? Just look at Dave and tell me he doesn't have something going on...(cough...parkinsonian...cough)

[ZahZoo]

Yeah Ed's had a few bouts of cancer... hip replacement, corrective surgery on his thumb and most recently blown ass gaskets... not to mention an acute case of laziness...

[philouze]

Angel, I kinda agree with ya on Dave having Parkinson. (The guy is thin as cigarette paper too.. Drugs?)

Toto lost Mike Porcaro to ALS but they're still out there Kickin' Ass.

VH are just Lazy. And inexcusable, if you ask me.

[binnie]

With Van Halen you've just got take what you can get.....

[Kristy]

How do you know Roth or Eddie don't have any ailments? Just look at Dave and tell me he doesn't have something going on...(cough...parkinsonian...cough)

These fucking rock stars, man.

None one of these dufie fuckknocks realize that constant abuse of hard alcohol, hard drugs and lack of proper diet, sleep and even hygiene takes its toll later on on life. So when one of these spandex-sporting sexist lyric spewing Nazis are diagnosed with some liver/kidney/lung ailment I laugh so fucking hard until bong water cums out of my nose. Fuck these idiots. Refusing to take care of yourself, say, like Katy Perry obviously does, only proves that these aging rock fuckers don't deserve to live past 60 in most cases. Fuck them and plunge rape Roth until he can hit those high notes again, eh, frozen hillbilly, eh!?

It's time for revolution! The Katy Perry Army is rising. The cult of the homoerotic Roth is dying (quite literally).

[Dave's Bitch]

dufie fuckknocks

Awesome band name

[Kristy]

Stop it with the god damn band names!


This is actually quite serious.

[vandeleur]

god damn band name .

Great band name

[Dave's Bitch]

Vandy, you evil man

[Kristy]

Whatever, cretins.

You see this dude?


He's an Oak Ridge Boy who is about 147 years old. He looks swell for living to the ripe ol' age. Rumor has it that he is a real ladies man who most likely gets his dick more wet than an alley cat in a thunderstorm. You think Miranda Lambert gets on her knees for him? God damn right you do. But what don't you see here? No signs of rock star bullshit, that's what. No heroin use, no Jack Daniels swiggin', no swank-skank pussy chasin', chain smoking horseshit.

Let that be a lesson to all of you.

[Seshmeister]

Same venue, same song, but...

2007:

No wonder that line died that night...

'You know the suburbs, where they rip out the streets and name streets after them'.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i live on alder