WTF Is Wrong With Van Halen?

[WARF]

Kristy 1 - Roth Army 0

LOL

[TFM_Dale]

Kristy 1 - Roth Army 0

LOL

Oh God, not another list.

[Nitro Express]

I do enjoy and appreciate having VH around... given there's a growing number of my favorite musicians taking dirt naps these days...

My main source of frustration is the inexcusable amount of time and opportunities these guys waste!! Life is so short and precious... my time and their's is quickly running out. I don't care if it's selfish... but I want to get the most out of it, while we still got it!!

Since Van Halen has zero effect on my life I could care less. Just more rock and roll screw ups and idiots. If their fiddling around cost me money I probably would want to take a canoe paddle to each and every one of them.

[Nitro Express]

That's Hagar right there, leaning nonchalantly against the tree as his alien friends beam down zombie synth dude Alan Fitzgerald (second from left in rear, dressed in black). Former Montrose, Hagar solo band member and now ... Ed Van Halen's keyboard tech. Remote controlled by his boss, the Red Rocker.

Sammy Hagar looks a lot like Brad Gillis. Maybe they did a double anal probe together.

[VHscraps]

I believe the album credits say "Extra special thanks to our friend Sammy Hagar" ...

[Kristy]

Well this thread turned ghey fast.

[Hardrock69]

Yes. You showed up.

[VetteLS5]

Oh God, not another list.

Oh, c'mon... Most Influential Poster Who Aggravates isn't something you're interested in?

[Kristy]

Hey Kirsten! Long time (thank fuck).

How's the movie 'biz' treating you?

[Kristy]

Katy Perry sucks ass. Hard.

Wow. How thought out of you. No wonder the "Roth Army" is dying while the Katy Perry Army (of some extremely horse faced women) is rising!

Somewhere Eva Braum is jelling

By the way, she can suck out every cheese-filled Pop Tart still circulating in my rectum any time she wants.

[WARF]

Van Halen is DONE.

Get with the Katy Perry Army!!!!

[TFM_Dale]

Van Halen is DONE.

Get with the Katy Perry Army!!!!

That might even be bigger than the Goat site!

[cadaverdog]

That might even be bigger than the Goat site!

Nothing could be bigger than the GOAT site.
PS I'll never tell anyone you're the GOAT Dale. Your secret's safe with me.

[cadaverdog]

A bunch of dudes squirting whip cream out of cans sticking out the unzippered front area of their shorts on Katy as she writhed on a bed would have made for a more interesting video.

[Phil theStalker]

Van Halen is DONE.

Get with the Katy Perry Army!!!!

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EVahry/thiNg dat's ben don has ben don bef4ore.