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    WTF Is Wrong With Van Halen?



    Nothing, because nothing stays the same. We're all getting older, ironically, at the same rate. After listening to Fair Warning (my favorite) tonight in it's full sonic glory I realized "Where Have All The Good Times Gone" indeedido.

    At 61 I'm the same age as they are and I'm just so damned glad to have 4 "perked" tickets to see them during the summer at an outdoor venue with some friends. VH's popularity has made that possible since 1979 for me.

    It's a thrill and a reminder of how many years and LIVE shows CVH has put a Roth "mule kick" in my step. Thank God for The Roth Army, Elvis banishments and all; I love the discourse here.

    In parting, my Top 10 List of CVH Forgiveness in 2015

    Blower Rants
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    My theory is that some of the frustration at VH comes with people being annoyed that them getting older in turn makes themselves feel older.

    Maybe you are finding that easier as a contemporary of the band rather than as a lot of his now midlife crisis fans.

    I used to occasionally play the game of 'So what was Roth doing at my age' thing. This used to be kind of interesting when the answer was 'releasing EEAS', less so now when it's 'doing his final jump from a drum riser'.
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    I thought the following for a while and embrace it.

    The army is narnia , hopefully it has no impact on a real life .
    So what the fuck blow off a little steam , it's much more fun to post mean sarcastic stuff than what you really think.

    Who wants to be honest and sincere that's what home is for , I wanna see if the local residents will fake outrage and anger just to play along.

    This refers to the band not the weird personal shit that used to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Who wants to be honest and sincere that's what home is for , I wanna see if the local residents will fake outrage and anger just to play along.
    Point well taken Vandeleur. I'm OK with that, I'm just feeling 61 and I could concur with most here,
    but time is now more precious and I'm just glad to be able to see them and happy they're not "pulling a Robert Plant".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nigel View Post
    but time is now more precious and I'm just glad to be able to see them and happy they're not "pulling a Robert Plant".
    You can't blame RP for wanting to stop performing with Page doing old Zep songs. He can do old Zep songs and new songs with the people he plays with now. Page could do the same but he doesn't seem to have the motivation to try.
    As far as VH goes I'm gonna try and see them on this tour even though I think Dave's vocals are not even close to what they used to be. I just don't know anyone outside the Army who really digs Van Halen anymore. I'd like to hook up with someone and see them in Houston.
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    Van Halen is like a car that always blows a tire somewhere. Either Eddie is fucked and get Eddie fixed and then the singer is fucked. Something always broken. Ah just blame it all on the fat bass player because fat fucks are easy to blame.
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    I am glad that no plane crashes and they are safely on a train or a ship.

    I was introduced to them not soon enough...and I will be extremely sad when they break up.

    The Mighty VH!

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    We're a mixed bag nowadays, no doubt....

    You're gonna have those that won't be content until Mike is back, with Dave singing in normal register and jumping off the drum riser, making a new album every couple of years, going on tour playing nothing but deep tracks....

    And then there are those, like me, that are more lenient on what iteration of Van Halen is in place...

    Sure, I would love to see Mike back, but I fully understand why Wolf is there... And no, it's NOT because Mike has been playing gigs with Bette.... It's strictly because EVH wants to play with his son, and while it's not what I would prefer, I know why he's doing it....

    Dave's singing is cringe-worthy, and I firmly believe they had plenty of time to start working on a new album, yes, but is that cause for me to boycott going to see them in concert? FUCK NO.

    I'm just enjoying and appreciating my favorite band of all time while they're still kicking it... I think the majority of us realize this isn't gonna last into their 70's like the Stones, so I'm gonna enjoy it while it lasts....
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    Well put VA. You just may have guilted me into looking for a couple of cheap tickets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DLR Bridge View Post
    Well put VA. You just may have guilted me into looking for a couple of cheap tickets.

    Just another indication that the band needs to start paying me for services....

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    My first thought when I read the thread title was "are you new here?"
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    Same venue, same song, but...

    2007:



    2012:

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    If only the majority of you moved out of your parent's basements and found a better rock idol to worship homoerotically who knows where you'd be today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    We're a mixed bag nowadays, no doubt....

    You're gonna have those that won't be cuntent until Mike is back, with Dave singing in normal register and jumping off the drum riser, making a new album every couple of years, going on tour playing nothing but deep tracks....

    And then there are those, like me, that are more lenient on what iteration of Van Halen is in place...

    Sure, I would love to see Mike back, but I fully understand why Wolf is there... And no, it's NOT because Mike has been playing gigs with Bette.... It's strictly because EVH wants to play with his son, and while it's not what I would prefer, I know why he's doing it....

    Dave's singing is cringe-worthy, and I firmly believe they had plenty of time to start working on a new album, yes, but is that cause for me to boycott going to see them in concert? FUCK NO.

    I'm just enjoying and appreciating my favorite band of all time while they're still kicking it... I think the majority of us realize this isn't gonna last into their 70's like the Stones, so I'm gonna enjoy it while it lasts....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    If only the majority of you moved out of your parent's basements and found a better rock idol to worship homoerotically who knows where you'd be today.
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    I do enjoy and appreciate having VH around... given there's a growing number of my favorite musicians taking dirt naps these days...

    My main source of frustration is the inexcusable amount of time and opportunities these guys waste!! Life is so short and precious... my time and their's is quickly running out. I don't care if it's selfish... but I want to get the most out of it, while we still got it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    I do enjoy and appreciate having VH around... given there's a growing number of my favorite musicians taking dirt naps these days...

    My main source of frustration is the inexcusable amount of time and opportunities these guys waste!! Life is so short and precious... my time and their's is quickly running out. I don't care if it's selfish... but I want to get the most out of it, while we still got it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    I do enjoy and appreciate having VH around... given there's a growing number of my favorite musicians taking dirt naps these days..
    Chris Squire (YES) has just been diagnosed with leukemia, Bruce Dickinson had a cancer 'scare' and the list goes on and on.

    Thank God, Roth or Eddie in particular doesn't have arthritis and all "those ailments" that some of us old farts do. .

    This may be their last tour, who knows?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nigel View Post
    Chris Squire (YES) has just been diagnosed with leukemia, Bruce Dickinson had a cancer 'scare' and the list goes on and on.

    Thank God, Roth or Eddie in particular doesn't have arthritis and all "those ailments" that some of us old farts do. .

    This may be their last tour, who knows?
    How do you know Roth or Eddie don't have any ailments? Just look at Dave and tell me he doesn't have something going on...(cough...parkinsonian...cough)
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    Yeah Ed's had a few bouts of cancer... hip replacement, corrective surgery on his thumb and most recently blown ass gaskets... not to mention an acute case of laziness...

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    Angel, I kinda agree with ya on Dave having Parkinson. (The guy is thin as cigarette paper too.. Drugs?)

    Toto lost Mike Porcaro to ALS but they're still out there Kickin' Ass.

    VH are just Lazy. And inexcusable, if you ask me.
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    With Van Halen you've just got take what you can get.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    How do you know Roth or Eddie don't have any ailments? Just look at Dave and tell me he doesn't have something going on...(cough...parkinsonian...cough)
    These fucking rock stars, man.

    None one of these dufie fuckknocks realize that constant abuse of hard alcohol, hard drugs and lack of proper diet, sleep and even hygiene takes its toll later on on life. So when one of these spandex-sporting sexist lyric spewing Nazis are diagnosed with some liver/kidney/lung ailment I laugh so fucking hard until bong water cums out of my nose. Fuck these idiots. Refusing to take care of yourself, say, like Katy Perry obviously does, only proves that these aging rock fuckers don't deserve to live past 60 in most cases. Fuck them and plunge rape Roth until he can hit those high notes again, eh, frozen hillbilly, eh!?

    It's time for revolution! The Katy Perry Army is rising. The cult of the homoerotic Roth is dying (quite literally).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    dufie fuckknocks
    Awesome band name
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    Stop it with the god damn band names!


    This is actually quite serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    god damn band name .
    Great band name

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    Vandy, you evil man

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    Whatever, cretins.

    You see this dude?


    He's an Oak Ridge Boy who is about 147 years old. He looks swell for living to the ripe ol' age. Rumor has it that he is a real ladies man who most likely gets his dick more wet than an alley cat in a thunderstorm. You think Miranda Lambert gets on her knees for him? God damn right you do. But what don't you see here? No signs of rock star bullshit, that's what. No heroin use, no Jack Daniels swiggin', no swank-skank pussy chasin', chain smoking horseshit.

    Let that be a lesson to all of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jérôme Frenchise View Post
    Same venue, same song, but...

    2007:


    No wonder that line died that night...

    'You know the suburbs, where they rip out the streets and name streets after them'.

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    i live on alder

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    whatever they do it's still better than van hager
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    No wonder that line died that night...

    'You know the suburbs, where they rip out the streets and name streets after them'.

    Me, Poj and Wrning were there, I know I cringed when I heard that.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Whatever, cretins.

    You see this dude?


    He's an Oak Ridge Boy who is about 147 years old. He looks swell for living to the ripe ol' age. Rumor has it that he is a real ladies man who most likely gets his dick more wet than an alley cat in a thunderstorm. You think Miranda Lambert gets on her knees for him? God damn right you do. But what don't you see here? No signs of rock star bullshit, that's what. No heroin use, no Jack Daniels swiggin', no swank-skank pussy chasin', chain smoking horseshit.

    Let that be a lesson to all of you.
    Wanna know something funny? I met that guy... 3x. Not to go all "Nitro" on you all, but back in the 80's a neighbor got himself into the tour bus business (as well as illegal VHS tape duplicating, but I digress). The Oak Ridge Boys came to his house a number of times and I met them all. Nice guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    i live on alder

    manchurian suburbanite

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Great band name
    Not as good as faggy dragon pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VetteLS5 View Post
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    ironically enough, our housing tract took out cotton fields...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    We're a mixed bag nowadays, no doubt....

    You're gonna have those that won't be content until Mike is back, with Dave singing in normal register and jumping off the drum riser, making a new album every couple of years, going on tour playing nothing but deep tracks....

    And then there are those, like me, that are more lenient on what iteration of Van Halen is in place...

    Sure, I would love to see Mike back, but I fully understand why Wolf is there... And no, it's NOT because Mike has been playing gigs with Bette.... It's strictly because EVH wants to play with his son, and while it's not what I would prefer, I know why he's doing it....

    Dave's singing is cringe-worthy, and I firmly believe they had plenty of time to start working on a new album, yes, but is that cause for me to boycott going to see them in concert? FUCK NO.

    I'm just enjoying and appreciating my favorite band of all time while they're still kicking it... I think the majority of us realize this isn't gonna last into their 70's like the Stones, so I'm gonna enjoy it while it lasts....
    This is basically where i'm at- well said.
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    I didn't buy the new album, but if the tour was coming near me, I would definitely go. I don't really care what they do anymore. It's their lives and up to them what they want to do. If they do something I'm interested in, I'm in...otherwise, life goes on. If life is good, what this band does or doesn't do shouldn't make a big difference to your life. Hint, hint: Go out and make your own life great and you won't give a rat's ass what this band is doing on a daily basis - like the half million peeps that saw them in 2012 - not the 40 regulars who live here and scrutinize every move they make.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CVH Rulz View Post
    I didn't buy the new album, but if the tour was coming near me, I would definitely go. I don't really care what they do anymore. It's their lives and up to them what they want to do. If they do something I'm interested in, I'm in...otherwise, life goes on. If life is good, what this band does or doesn't do shouldn't make a big difference to your life. Hint, hint: Go out and make your own life great and you won't give a rat's ass what this band is doing on a daily basis - like the half million peeps that saw them in 2012 - not the 40 regulars who live here and scrutinize every move they make.

    Stings a little.
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    Yeah, I do that sometimes.

    I don't come here a lot, but it would be nice if it didn't feel like a trip into hell all the time.

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