Penn Jillette: What shocked me about the campaign videos

[Seshmeister]

[Kristy]

F A T Jillette attempting to be "hip" himself by posting unreadable rhetoric. Wow. Who would have thought?

"He is, as far as I can tell, the only candidate who's talked about what he will do other than offering hope. He's spoken against the National Security Agency, and that alone makes him the frontrunner just because he said something. Maybe the others said something, too, just not in their videos."

Yeah, so we get it, Jillette. You're a Libertardian and just by co-winkie-dink Rand Paul is a Libertardian. No question you want to suck his dick so hard until red, white, and blue cum streaming down you F A T molten chin. Here's a clue, you F A T fuck, while you may understand that the Rethuglicons run their bullshit campaigns on the usual patriotic propaganda, Rand Paul isn't going to do shit about the NSA much like he's not going to shit about the NRA or any other 3-letter agency/organization. This is all a led up to use your semi-sucky fame to get your office for the president running sugar daddy more "mainstream" but not "hipster" because slagging "hipsters" makes you look oh so important you know, like you're a F A T fuck who knows what he's talking about even though ex F A T fucks like ol' "Huck" don't have clue-fucking-one what a hipster is.

You want to help Rand Paul? Then just shut the fuck up and go back to your "hipster" magic acts that are so outdated and well-know in magician circles (I know, I used to be a magician's assistant) that only a drunk audience in a shithole like Vegas could ever appreciate them. Paul isn't going to win much like your over-theatrical magic tricks don't make you any more interesting.

[Kristy]

Oh, and fuck you, Sesh for posting this shit. Penn Jillette? Really?

[Satan]

Well... at least he's voting for Bernie. Given his Libertardlian leanings, I expected a Randtard Paul endorsement.

[Kristy]

He's two-faced.

[Seshmeister]

Oh, and fuck you, Sesh for posting this shit. Penn Jillette? Really?

I don't agree with a lot of things he says but I do find his take is often interesting and he has a hell of a lot of good drinking stories (for a non drinker).

[TFM_Dale]

attempting to be "hip" himself by posting unreadable rhetoric. Wow. Who would have thought?

Pot, meet kettle

[Kristy]

Pot, meet kettle

Nazi assface, meet YOURSELF

[Kristy]

I don't agree with a lot of things he says but I do find his take is often interesting and he has a hell of a lot of good drinking stories (for a non drinker).

He's a F A T Libertardian misogynist bag of shit.

[TFM_Dale]

Nazi assface, meet YOURSELF

You are slipping, too much weed?

[Kristy]

I don't give a fuck. You're an idiot.

[TFM_Dale]

Oh Kristy, you went from being funny to blah, did Von hit the wrong hole?

[twonabomber]

(I know, I used to be a magician's assistant)

I think Nitro was, too! Maybe before he went to NASA?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Oh Kristy, you went from being funny to blah, did Von hit the wrong hole?

the mouse did...

[TFM_Dale]

the mouse did...

Do you mean gerbil?