Originally Posted by DONNIEP
Cheers!
Cheers!
Never been to GOAT Hill myself but my great grandpappy used to live there.
Me too. My great grandfather was named Jim West. He used to show off all sorts of gadgets he had while working for the government. Such as the boots that had a hollowed out, removable heal that contained explosives, or a contraption he wore on his arm under his sports coat that slide out a Derringer. Not an effective weapon for combat, yet he could use it to shoot a rope and steel arrow into a wall to escape peril.
Man, I miss that dude...
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
And he bagged more womarns than Ric Flair! I think it was those tight pants he wore...
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
"Protect your gonads and fire that government issue gun, young man".
For Country Dick Montana, still missed...dead November 8, 1995.
UH HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.....
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Well, the 1800s buddist western outpost thing has already been done....
But if you could turn it into Buddhists On Crack Western Outpost, it might make it more interesting.
"Master I sold 2 ounces of crack today."
"Is that all?"
"Well, I also sold 2 grams of Cambodian Red"
."That is unacceptable. You will lift up the cauldron of fire 40 times for your punishment"
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But then I would say Goat Hill has it's cast of characters already created. No need to get Kwai Chang Caine involved in all that hooliganism with the evil bartender.
Brilliant piece of literary foolishness I must say.
Yoo use image without my permission.
Yoo hear from legal team in morning.
Man who steal image can only egress fine bamboo when harmony in wrong key.
In the next scene I ....
Hang on, Kristy's on the telling bone
Very decent of you to say so.
Thank you.
Cheers!
I wholeheartedly agree; my management team have never signed me up for anything dodgy...
Great work izzy!!
Thank you.
I believe it's only fair to tell you both that while I honestly do appreciate the compliments, this will not, can not change your respective roles in the story.
It would be a fatal blow to my integrity if I was swayed by flattery. I'm truly sorry.
Cheers!
Yeah, I know. I'm face down in a wedding cake next episode.
Shit, who hasn't been in that situation?
I can surely relate to that.
Cheers!
Ok, we're creeping up on a week now...
Personally, I can't wait for the massively endowed water-fetcher-for-the-ironsmith to make his appearance.
did someone say GOAT?
The GOAT quacks like a duck when he sucks. That means he quacks like a duck 24/7.
Damn, has it been almost three years since I sent you that video? Shit man, we're getting old, lol.
What the hell's an ironsmith?
That's the P C term for blacksmith I guess.
When I think of a blacksmith I picture Tyreese from Walking Dead. He was bad ass.
The Skipper played a blacksmith in Hang Em High.
Why doesn't this guy have a web site yet?
Wanna start one?
this one right here is your girlfriends favorite song!
We should have just had the t shirts printed up and sold them. I mean, the dude was pawning his bass so it wasn't like he could have sued us. I mean, I know the site made money. But hell if we could have sold 300 t shirts we could have made a killing. Oh well, we'll know better next time!
OK fellas. Let's not confuse anybody about the non fiction nature of The Battle Of GOAT Hill. The fact that The GOAT capitalizes his entire name like the town is merely a coincidence.
I bet that bass is still in the pawn shop! lol
hahahaha he fired the whole band!!!
A new supergroup formed by Bruce Dickinson & Joe Perry?
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Raymond Burr and Joe Perry.
He fired his MOM?
That might work too. And even though Raymond Burr is dead, it still couldn't be any worse than any other record Joe Perry has played on since 1986.
So long as that homo Tyler ain't anywhere near the stage then I'm down. I mean, serious, Bruce Jenner is more manly than that sissy at this point. Probably sings better too. Damn sure has better hair.
I'd bet 50 bucks that guy in the satin jacket is his manager...
The blonde chick at 10:30 has some rockin tits!
Can't wait for the next chapter.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/matt-c...usaolp00000592
now that izzy's press release is done, hope he continues this tome
Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 06-29-2015 at 12:24 PM. Reason: boobs
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Never heard of him. Doesn't look like much of a wrassler though, little guy. Wouldn't last 3 minutes with Ric Flair.
In the ring or the sack?
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