Photographer: Ed, please take the jacket off.
Ed: No! I don't wanna!
P: Ed, for the love of god, he's not here!
Ed: How do you know? That Donnie fucker is everywhere!
P: Ed, what the hell are you talking about? There's nobody else here!
Ed: You don't know that. He might be here. He's mean and him and his girlfriend, some chick named Dave's Bitch, they spent like 4 months doing nothing but making fun of me. Day and nite, nite and day. "Ed's Filthy Methy Mouth" they said, over and over. So I went and got some new teeth and then they made fun of that! No! I'm not taking my jacket off!
P: Ed, please man, we have got to wrap this up.
Ed: No! Don't you get it? The whole world is out to get me: Dave won't be my friend. Sammy hates me. Mikey is jealous of me. Gary is gay. Donnie makes fun of me. And they all tell nasty lies about me! Lies! I'm not coming out!
P: Ok Ed, forget it. I'll send this one picture to the magazine and see what they say.
Ed: Can I go home now? Power Rangers is gonna be on in like 30 minutes.