Keep it up and I'll put a curse on you so that VH never plays in Blighty. See - it's working already!Originally Posted by vandeleur
I can just imagine Sammy reading this to mikey
Keep it up and I'll put a curse on you so that VH never plays in Blighty. See - it's working already!I can just imagine Sammy reading this to mikey
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
I wonder if he makes Wolfie video him playing the bass so he can learn the songs? Oh, I'm sorry, Jesus is omnipotent.
Keep it up and I'll put a curse on you so that VH never plays in Blighty. See - it's working already!
You know what ,between fidgetty mcwhatsthewords and bitter vanwheresthebeer am not sure we are missing much
fuck your fucking framing
They won't be gannin' down the Scotswood Road?Keep it up and I'll put a curse on you so that VH never plays in Blighty. See - it's working already!
Ah, I'm not even planning on going to see a show unless Dave is on fire every nite. Or singing On Fire like it should be sung every nite. That I would pay for. The rest? Nah, not so much. I'd rather dust off an old boot and watch it. But that's just me.You know what ,between fidgetty mcwhatsthewords and bitter vanwheresthebeer am not sure we are missing much
Oh, and Mikey called. He wants to know how you type with your head so far up Wolfie's ass
Ah, you shouldn't have brought that up while I'm drankin! Now I'll be singin' that all nite long! Where's my Toon Top?
It's gannin doon
Ed told me Wolfe played on the 6 pack , just sayingAh, I'm not even planning on going to see a show unless Dave is on fire every nite. Or singing On Fire like it should be sung every nite. That I would pay for. The rest? Nah, not so much. I'd rather dust off an old boot and watch it. But that's just me.
Oh, and Mikey called. He wants to know how you type with your head so far up Wolfie's ass
Bwahahaha! That'll be next! Or he'll say Wolfie's spirit spoke to him and told him what bass lines to play.Ed told me Wolfe played on the 6 pack , just saying
Have you been checked for any kind of a brain tumor?Holy shit I get it now - I thought when you were calling people on here failed musicians you were trying to insult them, now I realize you were actually giving us a big compliment!
Sorry for being so slow...
Gannin' along in some spots.It's gannin doon
Musicians are a waste of human existence. Ruthless egotism, greed, envy, the desire for honors and power.
I agree and I'm damn glad I don't know anybody like that!
Assholes, everyone of them only interested in their self determinism; they might as well become politicians.
Eddie for Governor of California. Don't laugh. That could easily happen.
I think its Wolf reminding Ed how to play the guitar parts.
Even Ed is going to have to apologize for this one isn't he?
Could this be the very thing that brings back Mike, even just for a show or three? A mea culpa? Just to garner back some of the respect he seems to be craving recently? Stanger things have happened.
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SpED just took a big creamy shit all over any chance of MA ever playing with VH (if that's what we're calling it these days) again...
'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!
Wolfie seems like a good kid. Surely he can't be as big a prick as his dad and uncle.
I think the notion of a proper reunion - even for just one show - is pretty much dead now. So we gots what we gots. And it's just one more reason for me to hang on to my cash.
Exactly, and pretty much what we gots is a site/cartoon devoted to a Warner Brothers animated short with a character being chased around by three evil little pigs, with former foes/allies making cameo appearances, along with cartoon sound effects, visual humor, brazen and utter stupidity, slapstick, irony, ignorance and of course...this soundtrack...
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
I saw Dave do that schtick in July 1999 at the Scranton, PA show. There were 4 or 5 MILFs in the front row who were sticking their tongues out and catching Dave's "liquor love spray" as he emptied the JD bottle with orgasmic pelvic thrusts. I thought the whole spectacle was funny and not creepy, but I'm sure there were a few shows on that tour where women were just giving him dumb blank stares as he did it. It's only rock 'n roll, and it was a muggy summer evening so what the hell, right?
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Turns out the artwork on that promo EP that Warner Brothers released a few months before the first album was prophetic after all.....
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Wolfe looks like he ate the ass out of a taco wagon. That kid keeps getting bigger and bigger. Pretty much the only band I want to see anymore is the Rolling Stones. VH can eat dog turds off the lawn as far as I'm concerned. I'm done with em.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Ed is also starting to crap on Dave again.
Having your dick sucked 24/7 for decades isn't good for any human being....
There's a lot of bullshit overreacting going on all over the place about this. This is rock'n'roll. Ed Van Halen is not some Disney TV role model, FFS.
If you want nice and happy, you get Van Hagar cheese ballads and smiley (in)sincerity. If what Ed said about Mike has not been clumsily taken out of context, then it's outrageous. But it is also time Mike hit back - he has plenty of ammo, I'm sure, and it is time he got up and hit back.
Hagar can fuck off - he's just trying, as always, to get the fans on his side. Bandwagon-jumping idiot who is always trying to promote himself. He said just as bad things about Mike in the autobiography that he took out a court order to stop.
And Dave really needs a kick up the arse, cos his stage performances are getting complacent and embarrassing. If Ed is using the media to get the message to him, then good.
So, I'd prefer an Ed Van Halen with a bit of lead in his pencil. Okay, he bears heavy grudges. But so what. Maybe if Mike and Dave hit back Ed would be less ready to piss on their efforts.
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Eddie, WTF fuck were you thinking before doing this interview? Too much carrot juice or blended veggies? Fuckhead, you were better on Vodka....
The Carrot,
Is the way and the life...yea tho ....
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It's been working for 31 years...Keep it up and I'll put a curse on you so that VH never plays in Blighty. See - it's working already!
"Dave does not want to be my friend" doesn't really sound like it...
How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
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He also said Dave needs to grow up and act his age
I got lost in the...
That has NOTHING to do with degrading and publicly humiliating Mike, or Sammy defending him.
I'm still with Sam on this and every front man who spoke out against Ed. ( or non family member )
What about failed musicians?
To keep with tradition Sam would have to video it for Mikey...I can just imagine Sammy reading this to mikey
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Who said it did?
This I agree with.. Dave has gotten weirder as time has moved forward. It's just weird & creepy for the most part.He also said Dave needs to grow up and act his age
I'm sure Ed told Mike to play this and play that. He's a control freak and a jack off who wants everything to be done his way.
On a kinda related note, watched Crossroads last nite for the first time in maybe 20 years, after I'd come across an old video of Vai and Kenealy doing the duel in concert. I'll take Vai over Ed any day.
Never gonna happen. Dave's too busy doing that stupid lookin dance routine to grow up. Never mind the fact that he's beginning to rival Gary for Gayest Singer. Actually, his butt cheek spread may have topped Gary's Dance Of The Flaming Assholes.He also said Dave needs to grow up and act his age
When did Sam say Mike wrote Van Halen lyrics?
The phrase "He basically played on bass what Eddie would tell him" is the key part to me. I have no doubt the video camera aspect is at the very least embellished, if not blatantly lied by EVH, but obviously Sam knows at some level what Ed was talking about....
But I agree with you WARF, there was no reason to bash Mike like that, especially since Mike has always stayed above the fray of this bickering, and I have no problem with Sam defending him....
But his book confirms that maybe he was defending Mike just a bit too much, and that at least some of what EVH was saying had some truth to it....
Can't imagine Sam would use van halen to promote himself in any way shape or form .
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