Anything for attention. Once the lights hit Sam he grabs his banners and T-Shirts and any other promotional gimmicks that apply. It's the same shit Donny would do if he were a rock star. Ha! ha! ha! Except Don would be promoting Smoky Mountain moonshine.Originally Posted by twonabomber
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
You know it!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
We's getting rich bitch! Living it big just like Rick Flair. Woooooo! Wooooooo!
I wonder is Sammy's beach rum is as tasty as Mike's hot sauce?
Never tasted his tequila cause I hate tequila. Must be pretty good since it won like a gazillion awards. I'm. It a big rum drinker but who knows, might be good. Probably overpriced.
Oh, there were those times when I was more into BDSM where I thought placing a few drops of this inside my asshole while being bound and spanked silly would be a great idea.
Now those days are over. Thanks, Ed.
You just have to spend a few days in the Guadalajara jail to get that experience.
Been there. Done that.
Someone should get a hold of Mona and ask her how she feels about being replaced my MA!
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
Dude. I got plowed to the gillsl on this meszcal that about 15 years ago you could score in Mexico for around 1500 pesos (50 cents US). One of the best drunks I ever pulled now someone is selling the stuff for over $100 US here in the states. Cost hardly anything in Mexico. They just put it in a fancier bottle and market it. The stuff tastes like some smokey, musty campfire with a nasty smokey, dirt tasting worm swimming at the bottom of the bottle. You can see multiple dimensions and universes on the stuff but hey you better have some salt and lime to kill the third world grass hut taste of the hooch. Kind of tastes like you are tossing the salad of some Mexican farm worker. How do I know? Not sayin.
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Yeah but with tequila being cheap who remembers it?
Such anger coming from a Wiki Scholar. Rawaar!
You go, girl.
Flaming bags of dog shit are the gift that keeps on giving.
Will you F A T slobs get over this fucking band?!
They have made millions and you sit in your couches eating twinkees talking about a bunch of rich fucks who don't even know this site exists.
Listen to some real music it's not 1985 anymore!
Sexy, and I like the Nazi symbolism.Such anger coming from a Wiki Scholar. Rawaar!
You go, girl.
Let's get married right now.
Cheers!
It's not just here everywhere I look his comments have gone down like a stinking shit Hindenburg.
He's like Mel Gibson with a guitar at the moment but crucially without even the 'Hey I was drinking, Get Out of Jail Free Card'.
It's pretty fucking ironic that he married a woman who claims to be a publicist...
Well she was a stunt woman and EMT before she was a publicist. Let's see if she can save Ed's ass. I never heard the woman talk. She just gives people the evil eye and acts like she hates being around people. I don't see any public skills.
I never knew the Hitler Youth were so sexy.
Ed is just a shit house full of bats with a fresh coat of paint.
Nothing against Wolfie, but when Ed brought him into the band that was a giant slap in the face to the fans. But most of us overlooked it because we wanted to see Dave back up front and on the bigs stage again. But this? This isn't just a slap in the face, it's Ed looking at the camera and saying take a real good look at this right before he takes a giant shit all over the band's legacy and a signed picture of Mike with his JD bass. So the backlash is understandable.
But I bet Ed's sitting in that studio of his right now, blaming everybody from the interviewer, to the magazine, to us for his fuck up. We all knew he hated Mike. Fine. But to come out and basically say he's a zero talent baffoon who contributed almost nothing to the band is personal and professional suicide. I would say maybe he just doesn't care but if he's got the Van Halen Emergency Alert System up and running then he's reading at least some of the negative reaction to his moronic drivel. And there ain't no walkin' this one back, no "Well what I really meant was" bullshit.
I think most of you guys are content to go see the band with the current line up. And I was too, for the last two tours. But man I'd have a hard time giving that miserable fuck another 200 bucks or more of my hard earned cash and then sit there knowing he thinks we're all worthless idiots that are lucky to get to see his old and tired routine, dweedlin on his geetar and soaking up the applause as an affirmation that he was right to give that interview and "look - they all still love me!!" I'd like to see Dave one more time, but I don't know about paying to watch TGG go through the motions. Not unless he's loaded and whangin on his strings with a drum stick. That I'd pay to go see.
I think that one qualifies as Jail Bait or possibly Barely Legal. I'll need a few moments alone with her before I can make an official decision.
I like tequila, GOOD tequila. It's okay, I had it like 10 years ago. Not bad, but there is much better for the price. It's actually not "his tequila" anymore, I think he sold the rights. Give me Don Julio anytime...
Oh yeah he sold his remaining interest a few years back. Seems like the stuff is 55 or 65 bucks for one of those not very large bottles. Typical marketing ploy - it's the best because it's expensive. Which completely different from its expensive because it's the best.
Meszcal isn't tequila dude. Two totally different products but commonalty shared that they're made from the agave plant, but only a small percentage of Meszcal is agave where ALL real tequila is agave. A lot of the top tier tequila companies are trying to put Meszcal out of business because it's shit with the worm in it...
As a long term person on these forums I'm a bit surprised that you didn't at least strongly suspect Ed's character failings before this latest interview...
You give me such a boner Kristy, are you trying to tell me something? Unfortunately I don't run F1 though, so not really my bag baby...Such anger coming from a Wiki Scholar. Rawaar!
You go, girl.
Well, there was a thing about writing Ed off as being a hopeless drunk. It's another thing with sober Ed being as much of a massive bag of douche as drunk Ed, maybe worse...
Another excerpt from the interview....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
What that guy said...
I wonder if part of the problem with this interview is that the interviewer is a fuckstump even by rock journalist standards.someguy47 • 2 days ago
"This makes me suspect you do have synesthesia."
This makes me suspect that you have no idea what you are talking about.
I think I have synesthesia because whenever I read extracts from this interview I smell shit.
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Well, it could be worse
Never said it was tequila. Some mezcal is 100% agave. Tequila is from Jalisco and made from blue agave. The cheaper Tequila like run of the mill Jose Cuervo is cut with white rum. The more expensive stuff is not. Mezcal is distilled from another type of agave plant and is made in various providences. Been going to Mexico my whole life and seen it made. It's more trendy now with more brands and marketing.
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Yeah it's not just fan sites lighting up on this... it's all over social media too...
Saw a Facebook post from Mad Anthony's Cafe this morning of the crowd singing Happy Birthday to Mike at The Circle show last night... hundreds of comments and every 3rd post was Happy Birthday, Happy Fathers Day and "Fuck that asshole EVH!!".
Wolfgang posted a Happy Fathers Day message on FB and it had only 11 comments... which I thought odd, but then realized Wolf or whoever he has managing his web stuff probably had to delete 100 comments or more of fans callin his dad an asshole...
I don't see this just fading away any time soon...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Really? Have you not seen me rant about Ed and how much I hate the guy? He's always been a jack off, but to put in print just how big of a dildo he is, well that's taking it to another level.
Sammy is not into innovation, it is AOR cheese and his songs are sort of like country music now. They all sound the same, which allows him to take the modern country music crap express and release three of them muther's in a year... at the rate he is forming bands (and does not seem to disband them either) he might end up with some record, it seems he is currently in like four bands and he keeps creating new ones like a Jack in the Box lol
I got lost in the...
Maybe part of the reason that Ed so thoroughly trashed Mike was in response to Dave's Rolling Stone interview. You take that, add in all the anger from a large portion of the fan base over them not bringing back Mike for this coming tour, mix in about 37,000 comments about how friggin fat Wolfie is (personally I could care less but we gotta make fun of somebody), then sprinkle on all the rants about how the backing vocals are thin and lacking and maybe the result is this interview. At least I sure hope it is cause that means he might see some of this stuff.
Ah, Ed, how's about posing for a few pics without those fake ass 149 buck Same Day Dentures? Without those fake teeth you might be able to fit an entire EVH hi top sneak in your cock sucker.
I saw a photo from the shoot he did with the Billboard interview and he had his jacket over his head standing on a little box... it was weird and cannot find it on the net now, talk about a strange guy on a soap box
Can't argue with your review of his latest albums because honestly I haven't heard any of them. I have seen some of the record covers and yeah he is trying his damnedest to be the California Jimmy Buffet or Hawaiian Jimmy Buffet. Or maybe he's trying to be Juan Valdez now, what with his coffee thing he's got going on. I do still think Standing Hampton was a great record, if you skip the couple love songs on there. Ooh, and I like that song of his Rick Springfield covered. But I really don't know much about his solo stuff.
Find it! Then post it here and we'll make fun of it for like 2 hours straight! Did he have his magical geetar in his hands at the same time? Talk about an insecure little baby. Everybody used to think he carried that damn thing around all the time because he was constantly practicing or innovating or coming up with some kind of new black magic geetar wizardry. NO! He carries it around everywhere because it's his security blanket! He's about as mature as a 5 year old little boy who still sucks his thumb and he hides behind that guitar! "Oh, you can't see me, I'm hiding"I saw a photo from the shoot he did with the Billboard interview and he had his jacket over his head standing on a little box... it was weird and cannot find it on the net now, talk about a strange guy on a soap box
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Here is the link it is currently on, to the right of the article
http://www.scoopnest.com/user/THR/612501469321928704
and here is the link to the cover shoot where it can be found, that is probably the most revealing photo of his character ever shown lol
http://www.billboard.com/photos/6605...shoot?i=560722
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