Dear Edward Van Halen, I used to love you but now think you're a discarded feminine hygiene product. Go fuck yourself.
I'd write more words and stuff, but that would entail showing caring and stuff...
Dear Edward Van Halen, I used to love you but now think you're a discarded feminine hygiene product. Go fuck yourself.
I'd write more words and stuff, but that would entail showing caring and stuff...
I've got a million fucking posts on this topic..... in my vault....
WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM ROTH.
Ooh, a thread just for Ed to read!
Dear Ed,
You suck. Your kid seems nice though. Must get that from his mom, who must be a saint to live with your miserable drunken and fairly unattractive self all those years. It's a good thing you got dentures because your unnaturally narrow arch made your smile make you look like a complete idiot your entire life. I think the correct dental term for it is Dopey Looking.
Nobody wants to sit through another one of your interminably long solos either. Well, not unless you're loaded and we make fun of you. I'd suggest giving Brian Young a call. He can probably take the time to teach you a new solo.
Have a nice day.
Your friend,
Donnie
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Mikey has no soul when he sings? Ed has no soul when he plays. I'm not paying to watch another mechanically perfect, robotically performed Eddie Van Halen souless-lick...
Fucking savant genius but with not soul...
Mike's bass solo may have been goofy, ok it was goofy. But at least he got into it. Watching Ed play is like watching one of those mechanical pianos. Booorrrrriiiinnnnnggg...Originally Posted by Nickdfresh
Here's one more....
Man that chick is fatter'n hells now. Like the size of a Buick.Here's one more....
Laverne was a possible bag over the head "fuck" candidate in the 70's she may have max'd out at a "5" on a scale of 1-10 .... Now I wouldn't fuck her with a gun to my head.
Tell 'em Nick!
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
We know somebody who's into that sort of thing
I'm with Nick on this one
Christ, what a shit actress.
She's gonna look heinous in ten years...I'm with Nick on this one
Christ, what a shit actress.
'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!
Wow I love her more than kenny loves to tuck his balls in and type as KristyI'm with Nick on this one
Christ, what a shit actress.
fuck your fucking framing
Her rack looks pretty good right now...
Don't know who that is but man oh man I'd bang her until one of us literally died.I'm with Nick on this one
Christ, what a shit actress.
Christ, I'd eat 10 feet of her shit just to see where it came from.
EddiE,
Aske MiSS Cleo!
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Yer WeLCoME!
Add to Ignore list
Try ten minutes.
I watch the show and she is top totty , but hey post someone hotter I am a sucker for hot blondes
When full of enough Milwaukee beer, yeah, I would bang her.Here's one more....
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
I would plow her bean field until the plow breaks.I'm with Nick on this one
Christ, what a shit actress.
You may be going to hell in a bucket but at least you are enjoying the ride. And the ride, is so smoooooth! You must be a limousine.
Yes, with F A T arms to go with her fake tits. And a face that looks like it has been repeatedly beaten with a hot shovel.
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