You Cretins Have Any Summer Plans?

[Diamondjimi]

[Phil theStalker]

hitch, goat sex, chicken sex, Beano

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I'm GO/iNg t2O MEXiCoE!

[Dan]

Its Winter Down Here, So Enjoy Your Summer,Peeps.

[DONNIEP]

Its Winter Down Here, So Enjoy Your Summer,Peeps.

I intend to turn myself the color of an old beer bottle this summer. A really nice shade of brown. Same as every other year that I've been running around raising hell on this planet...

[Seshmeister]

Turning brown means you have damaged your skin.

A man your age shouldn't risk it, you'll get cancer and totally die.

[DONNIEP]

Turning brown means you have damaged your skin.

A man your age shouldn't risk it, you'll get cancer and totally die.

News Flash: We're gonna totally die anyways.

[Phil theStalker]

hitch, anal, dogs, woods, handjob

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Iuujnm yhy

I BEn paKing. I/m GoiNG WHeRE EE/vun mmmy celly phoney won/t werky.

[WARF]

News Flash: We're gonna totally die anyways.

Don't get pissed at Sesh.

You have a longer after life than his religion!

[Seshmeister]

News Flash: We're gonna totally die anyways.

You don't want to lose the elderly veteran confused cranky years - look how much fun Zahzoo is having.

[Seshmeister]

Don't get pissed at Sesh.

You have a longer after life than his religion!

Quality not quantity...

http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/Pastafarianism

Pastafarians believe in Heaven, an afterlife which contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Their morals are guided by the eight Condiments, although two were lost and never recovered, which many see as a sign that Flying Spaghetti Monster won't mind if you skim some of the rules.

[ZahZoo]

You don't want to lose the elderly veteran confused cranky years - look how much fun Zahzoo is having.

Damn right!! I'm having a blast!!

Plus turning brown too... it just don't look right sitting in your boat on the lake in the summer fully clothed. A little sunscreen and you're good to go. Nobody gets out of here alive...

[DONNIEP]

Damn right!! I'm having a blast!!

Plus turning brown too... it just don't look right sitting in your boat on the lake in the summer fully clothed. A little sunscreen and you're good to go. Nobody gets out of here alive...

Sunscreen? What's that?

I recommend White 2 Black Extreme tanning lotion. Not only will you be tanned like the hide on a leather football, it helps alleviate the symptoms of White Guilt. It's on sale too and in stock at Donmart, right next to the Confederate Flags.

[vandeleur]

Donniep , there was a guy on the news near where you live , america or sumit. He had an ar15 and was fucking about in a shopping mall.
I thought result it's Donnie gone rogue on brown ale and white guilt.

[DONNIEP]

Donniep , there was a guy on the news near where you live , america or sumit. He had an ar15 and was fucking about in a shopping mall.
I thought result it's Donnie gone rogue on brown ale and white guilt.

Luckily I do not suffer from White Guilt. However I am afflicted with Brown Ale syndrome. Sadly there is no cure at this time...

[WARF]

Quality not quantity...

http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia....Pastafarianism

I found two other relgions I wanna join....

Church of the subgenius

and

Church of euthanasia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Euthanasia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

Both are black comedy satires of church.... with real memberships.... Pee Wee Herman belongs to the sub genius one.... lol