You Cretins Have Any Summer Plans?

[Kristy]

Yes, summer is here in the midst of global warming, shitty band reunion tours and rerun TV. It might rain all summer then again, it might not...much.

I took up horse riding lessons for the hands free cheap orgasms and and the expensive rider wear which will make me feel like a Blue Blood when I crush all you peasants when I come into power.

http://www.denverridinglessons.com/Lessons.html

Flat and Jump - 2x/Week on School Horse - $375/month

Eh, beats a crappy vacation in some shithole somewhere.

So, what are your plans besides collecting unemployment and refraining from daylight in the confines of your parent's basements?

[Phil theStalker]

PHiL'S BEECH KLUB LTD.

Yes, summer is here in the midst of global warming, shitty band reunion tours and rerun TV. It might rain all summer then again, it might not...much.

I took up horse riding lessons for the hands free cheap orgasms and and the expensive rider wear which will make me feel like a Blue Blood when I crush all you peasants when I come into power.

http://www.denverridinglessons.com/Lessons.html

Flat and Jump - 2x/Week on School Horse - $375/month

Eh, beats a crappy vacation in some shithole somewhere.

So, what are your plans besides collecting unemployment and refraining from daylight in the confines of your parent's basements?

I got/a BEECH HoUSe I kan't af/FoRD t2O goe T2o. FOR SALE.JPGHoW'S DAT f4or semi-WEELTHY?/? I'm PaRT aff da .0000001%.

[Nitro Express]

Chicks and horses. Never got what the appeal was but then I guess chicks dig something powerful between their legs. Have fun and ride safe.

[Seshmeister]

Ironically I've been looking at going to Crete for a couple of weeks later in the year.

[Diamondjimi]

What am i doing this summer?

None of your goddamn business....

[WARF]

You cretins better suck her toes and kneel before her horse when she comes through your town!

[Green Manalishi]

Ever watch those Hannah And Her Horse commercials ? Oh yeah.......

[hambon4lif]

This summer involves quite a bit of travel. I have to fly out to Denver and Portland for two meetings with some rich folks and pitch them my movie idea to see if they will give it some financial backing so we could stop fucking around and get this thing into production.

The movie?

Well...in the opening scene, Scarlett Johansen drops her panties to the bathroom floor and steps into the shower. You're thinking this is already cinema fucking gold, right? It gets better....
She finishes showering and looks down at the floor to find her panties are missing, they are now gone. Extreme violence and chaos ensues, as everyone in the city is literally killing each other in the streets in a desperate search for this particular pair of panties.
And time is of the essence, even crucial, to locate and recover them immediately, especially while they still have a few good whiffs in them.
As is the genesis with movies, this story has a happy ending, but it's better not to tell and give away too much.
Right now it doesn't have a title, although it does have a few working titles....."For The Scent Of The Scarlett Biscuit" or "If Loving You Is Thong, I Don't Want To Be Right".

There really isn't much as far as competition.....shitty remakes of classics and boring-as-all-fuck movies with predictable storylines are all Hollywood has to offer at the moment. There's not another flick like this one. I see it lighting the box office on fire.

And when it starts to take off and make me mega-rich, I will have hit the jackpot and have the money to buy my own house, and after 46 freeloading years, finally move out of my parents basement.

This is a make or break summer, and I am going to OWN it, motherfucker!!!!

[Von Halen]

This summer involves quite a bit of travel. I have to fly out to Denver and Portland for two meetings with some rich folks and pitch them my movie idea to see if they will give it some financial backing so we could stop fucking around and get this thing into production.

The movie?

Well...in the opening scene, Scarlett Johansen drops her panties to the bathroom floor and steps into the shower. You're thinking this is already cinema fucking gold, right? It gets better....
She finishes showering and looks down at the floor to find her panties are missing, they are now gone. Extreme violence and chaos ensues, as everyone in the city is literally killing each other in the streets in a desperate search for this particular pair of panties.
And time is of the essence, even crucial, to locate and recover them immediately, especially while they still have a few good whiffs in them.
As is the genesis with movies, this story has a happy ending, but it's better not to tell and give away too much.
Right now it doesn't have a title, although it does have a few working titles....."For The Scent Of The Scarlett Biscuit" or "If Loving You Is Thong, I Don't Want To Be Right".

There really isn't much as far as competition.....shitty remakes of classics and boring-as-all-fuck movies with predictable storylines are all Hollywood has to offer at the moment. There's not another flick like this one. I see it lighting the box office on fire.

And when it starts to take off and make me mega-rich, I will have hit the jackpot and have the money to buy my own house, and after 46 freeloading years, finally move out of my parents basement.

This is a make or break summer, and I am going to OWN it, motherfucker!!!!

You are fucked. Scarlett doesn't wear panties.

[twonabomber]

You are fucked. Scarlett doesn't wear panties.

You only know this because I told you!

[Kristy]

Ever watch those Hannah And Her Horse commercials ? Oh yeah.......

You're sick, dude.

[Kristy]

Just found out Tom Selleck’s daughter, Hannah loves to ride.


My GAWD, that girl is homely.

[Von Halen]

Just found out Tom Selleck’s daughter, Hannah loves to ride.


My GAWD, that girl is homely.

I'd fuck her.

[Seshmeister]

Until she was a little hoarse...

[Kristy]

I'd fuck her.

Hardly. For one, she has a pulse.