Dave's Sisters Allison or Lisa, Who's Hotter?

[firestarter]

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[Jetstream]

Whoever says yes lol

[perrin29]

Whoever says yes lol

ha ha! Agreed! Including Val. She looks good there.

[atomicpnk47]

Val. The other two you can flip a coin

[VetteLS5]

Val. The other two you can flip a coin

If I win, can I make someone else fuck one of those other two mongrels? Yuck.

[cadaverdog]

Whoever says yes lol

Took me a few to figure that out. I concur.

[Kristy]

Neither.

[DONNIEP]

Ah, either one. I got 3 minutes to kill.

[Jetstream]

You know what they say... big nose, big nipples lol

[DONNIEP]

You know what they say... big nose, big nipples lol

It's not the noses...I think it's those Jay Lenoesque chins that make you take a double take. But I'm sure they're both really nice ladies and great people and I'd still flip either one, just so long as I'm done before the race comes on.

[FORD]

My answer would have to be the same as it was in 1977.... Valerie.

[DONNIEP]

My answer would have to be the same as it was in 1977.... Valerie.

I don't know, Ford. I think she would go on and on and on about herself the whole time. Probably talk about Eddie a bunch too. Ugh, I think I'd take Dave's sisters over that.

[FORD]

Well... if her mouth was full, she couldn't talk.

[ZahZoo]

I believe the sister on the right is Lisa... looking at her facial features, I think she inherited the same nose as her brother.

Not his current nose... the old one he had before the plastic surgery somewhere just before Dave landed the radio gig and shifted from platinum haired scarecrow to short-haired Dapper Dave...

[Baby's On Fire]

I believe the sister on the right is Lisa... looking at her facial features, I think she inherited the same nose as her brother.

Not his current nose... the old one he had before the plastic surgery somewhere just before Dave landed the radio gig and shifted from platinum haired scarecrow to short-haired Dapper Dave...

You're almost as much of a cunt as that pig Angel (I apologize to pigs around the World)

I said almost as much of a cunt. But you're far more of a jealous, crotchety pathetic old man.

But still a few steps short of a fat ugly cunt.

[TJMKID]

Why does Valerie look like an Asian chick in this photo --- albeit a hot Asian chick ??

[DONNIEP]

Why does Valerie look like an Asian chick in this photo --- albeit a hot Asian chick ??

Man, I don't think I could ride that, knowing Ed had probably plowed that field at least five or six times between black outs over all those years. It's weird. Carmen Electra? I'd double team her with Rodman. But the idea of gettin' Ed's leftovers...nah.

Ok, I'm full of shit. I'd bang her until she started singing the One Day At A Time song. But I'd feel weird afterwards. For like...7 whole minutes.

[TJMKID]

Ok, I'm full of shit. I'd bang her until she started singing the One Day At A Time song. But I'd feel weird afterwards. For like...7 whole minutes.

I'd bang her until I hear her start talking about her precious Wolfie and his fat grandma arms ....

[cadaverdog]

You're almost as much of a cunt as that pig Angel (I apologize to pigs around the World)

I said almost as much of a cunt. But you're far more of a jealous, crotchety pathetic old man.

But still a few steps short of a fat ugly cunt.

All he said is Lisa resembled Dave. Pull the stick out of your ass before you post next time. Asshole.

[Angel]

You're almost as much of a cunt as that pig Angel (I apologize to pigs around the World)

I said almost as much of a cunt. But you're far more of a jealous, crotchety pathetic old man.

But still a few steps short of a fat ugly cunt.

Why the fuck bring me into this?

Loser...

[ZahZoo]

You're almost as much of a cunt as that pig Angel (I apologize to pigs around the World)

I said almost as much of a cunt. But you're far more of a jealous, crotchety pathetic old man.

But still a few steps short of a fat ugly cunt.

What the hell is your problem..?

Observations of shared family facial features among siblings is somehow a bad thing..?

Guess I better step up my game if I'm lagging behind Angel... oh my!! For the record... while Angel and I have had our disagreements over the years online. In real life, she's a decent and compassionate human being... so I'd take any comparison to her as a compliment... even in your demented context.

[Angel]

Thanks old man.

[Baby's On Fire]

I was harsh. I apologize. I just had a really bad day. I'm never really that serious anyways on this board. It's just a silly persona. But I do apologize. I pointed you out Angel just because you've had your differences with me. No other reason really. I was just irked with something you said to me before, but that's a stupid thing to dwell on. It's gone now.

To Zah, I really only meant the part of accusing Dave of getting plastic surgery. I should have specified. I apologize to you also.

In any case I decided to leave this site. It's getting negative with even the hard liners saying they're done with VH. When even WARF says he's done with VH, the future of this band is grim. I always enjoyed coming here to check on any news, but there is never any good news with this band anyway.

[Diamondjimi]

Time to start your goodbye thread.....

[DONNIEP]

Time to start your goodbye thread.....

I miss the old days. We haven't had a major meltdown and then an epic goodbye thread in years.

[ZahZoo]

To Zah, I really only meant the part of accusing Dave of getting plastic surgery. I should have specified. I apologize to you also.

Might want to keep up with current cultural trends... from last week's Time magazine... in the US there were over 1.7 million plastic surgeries performed in the US in 2014. The most common procedure men get is nose reshaping. The past stigmas over nips & tucks have long past and the trend is quite accepted among those interested in that sort of thing. Go compare pics of Dave from the period I mentioned... he didn't just get a better hair salon...

I'm just thankful I inherited such good looks that plastic surgeons seek me out to model their rebuild schemes from...

[WARF]

I wouldn't bang either one of those old fucking skanks!

Jesus Christ.... of all the women to talk about fucking..... we gotta bring up Dave's family....

log off and bang your F A T wives people.... it might be the only chance she gets between your 10 hour Roth Army binges and farting....

[vandeleur]

I love a good goodbye thread

[philouze]

You're all cunts. All of you. And that includes Van Halen AND David Lee Roth.
I'm fucking sick of y'all bitches. You're nothing but motherfucking assholes.
And I'm not leaving.

signed
Fagroc

[WARF]

The Average Roth Army member:

Wife: Who fucking cares about that goddamn David Lee Roth guy for chrissakes...

YOU: Sorry honey, i'll take out the trash soon. We're debating which one of his sisters is more beautiful.

Wife: All you do is sit in front of that computer all damn day. Look at how F A T and out of shape you are....

YOU: Not now honey... Gun Control issues are heating up... I promise i'll take a shower today and we can have our monthly sex.

Wife: I want a divorce! You didn't even go to your sons graduation because of this washed up band and message board....

YOU: Sorry, if you want a divorce. You can have it! I gotta support Obama! You know the one who pays for our government check every month?

Wife: IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!

[philouze]

[WARF]

HA! I should post this on fb, but faggot day has already passed?

All these fucking losers with their rainbow avatars... lol

[cadaverdog]

I wouldn't bang either one of those old fucking skanks!

Jesus Christ.... of all the women to talk about fucking..... we gotta bring up Dave's family....

log off and bang your F A T wives people.... it might be the only chance she gets between your 10 hour Roth Army binges and farting....

You forget to change back to Kristy before you posted again Warf.

[WARF]

You forget to change back to Kristy before you posted again Warf.

Kristy is F A T too!

Just like the rest of the pothead hippies from ColorFATo

[Nitro Express]

Gun control is not cumming too soon in you gay lover's ass.

[Nitro Express]

The Average Roth Army member:

Wife: Who fucking cares about that goddamn David Lee Roth guy for chrissakes...

YOU: Sorry honey, i'll take out the trash soon. We're debating which one of his sisters is more beautiful.

Wife: All you do is sit in front of that computer all damn day. Look at how F A T and out of shape you are....

YOU: Not now honey... Gun Control issues are heating up... I promise i'll take a shower today and we can have our monthly sex.

Wife: I want a divorce! You didn't even go to your sons graduation because of this washed up band and message board....

YOU: Sorry, if you want a divorce. You can have it! I gotta support Obama! You know the one who pays for our government check every month?

Wife: IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!

Damn Wolfgang Van Halen uses an old computer. Wolfie hangs out here? Didn't know that.

[Nitro Express]

I wouldn't bang either one of those old fucking skanks!

Jesus Christ.... of all the women to talk about fucking..... we gotta bring up Dave's family....

log off and bang your F A T wives people.... it might be the only chance she gets between your 10 hour Roth Army binges and farting....

If you can't find the hole roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot. If you can't get it up pop some Viagra and hopefully it kicks in before the wet spot dries up.

[Nitro Express]

I'd bang her until I hear her start talking about her precious Wolfie and his fat grandma arms ....

Ha! ha! As soon as you hear the word Wolfie you would lose your erection and you can't drive Vallerie on a flat tire.

[WARF]

HIGGINS is my life coach!

[FORD]

If that fails, there's always Danny Partridge.....

http://kzok.cbslocal.com/danny-bonaduce-life-coach/