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    Sometimes, I Miss Elvis

    Oh, it's going down, people! It's going down right now!

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    Big deal. The local Target had all that shit in the front lot while they added a grocery section to the store.
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    I'm assuming this was satire, and the guy did do a passable Alex Jones impersonation (got the paranoia down, if not the voice)

    He was right about one thing though, the last place I'd want to be when Jesus comes back is in the parking lot of a WalMart/Sam's Club!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hitch View Post
    I miss my ass.

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    Dis is bEtta thAN WAtchin DUG at SAFEwaaay!
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    Thumbs up hitch, double-triple anal, bargains, safeway, condoms return policy


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    Ha! ha! Whoopie! We's all going to die!
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    Sometimes you miss Elvis? That makes one of us. Fuck Elvis.

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    This Thread Is Gay.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    GHEY Dan.... It's GHEY

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    To be fair it would have been funny to see how angry he got about this...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    To be fair it would have been funny to see how angry he got about this...
    I'm in no way defending Nazi war criminals but the government shouldn't be able to punish people for crimes they suspect someone did if they haven't been convicted of said crimes. If the suspects fleed before facing prosecution the government should try them in absentia and issue a deportation order if convicted. I'm not sure how the laws read but I would think anyone that's been deported for committing a crime should lose their social security benefits.

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    I kinda miss Savicki...
    Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Cato View Post
    I kinda miss Savicki...
    What do you know? You're a hippie.

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    Ok this is better on a proper computer , sesh's fucking posts make it unreadable on an iphone. Not that I read his posts
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Yeah, that framing shit needs to go.


    And only nimrods use iPhones.

    Hey limey, I bought that new one by Belle & Sebastian today. Does that make me a "pussy" or what?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Yeah, that framing shit needs to go.


    And only nimrods use iPhones.

    Hey limey, I bought that new one by Belle & Sebastian today. Does that make me a "pussy" or what?


    Its a phase, a dalliance with hipster culture.It will pass.

    Whats a nimrod am guessing you are not accusing me of being a mighty hunter and its something insulting

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    Nimrod is a rod that's is nim. Like, duh!?

    And Belle & Sebastian are not a phase. They were emo before emo found its way on MySpace. Just how many emos right now are cutting themselves to this record? Tons!

    Also picked the latest by Brandi Carlile

    She's gay you know, as in gay:


    She'll be playing at Red Rocks sometime in August. Can't wait. Did you think I was going to see your homoerotic man crush play there? Hardly.

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    I never really thought of you going to any band I like

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    I'm not gay enough for metal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I'm not gay enough for metal.
    Very nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I'm not gay enough for metal.
    well, keep tryin'
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    I sure as fuck with that cunt named Krusty would just fuck off the internet completely!

    On a side note, here is the legendary Jimmy Page playing a fuckin' AWESOME SOLO!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I'm not gay enough for metal.
    I'm guessing your mature student homophobia wouldn't go down too well with your hipster fellow students...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    What do you know? You're a hippie.
    Colorado it the hippy capital of the world. You know you love it......
    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I'm guessing your mature student homophobia wouldn't go down too well with your hipster fellow students...
    Everyone knows hipsters don't attend college. It's called "art school" Sesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igosplut View Post
    Colorado it the hippy capital of the world. You know you love it......
    Actually, it's turning into a shithole thanks to all the F A T fucking Texans who keep on coming here.

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    And I'm not homophobic. I'm homoeroticphobic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS View Post
    I sure as fuck with that cunt named Krusty would just fuck off the internet completely!]
    Your with is my command.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I'm guessing your mature student homophobia wouldn't go down too well with your hipster fellow students...
    Well it might.... she's always talking about a bible school. Maybe that's because she's enrolled there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Actually, it's turning into a shithole thanks to all the F A T fucking Texans who keep on coming here.
    Why don't the F A T fucking Texans legalize their own weed? Might cut down a little bit on their southern border problems.

    Oh right... that would mean money out of the BCE's pockets. Never mind....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ford View Post
    well it might.... She's always talking about a bible school. Maybe that's because she's enrolled there?
    what!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS View Post
    I sure as fuck with that cunt named Krusty would just fuck off the internet completely!

    On a side note, here is the legendary Jimmy Page playing a fuckin' AWESOME SOLO!

    Thank you, my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    Your with is my command.
    Yeah, I got into a hurry with that post since I had to pound that Vag. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by igosplutz View Post
    Colorado is the snuff film capital of the world. You know you love it......
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    As long as its Texans I don't care.

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